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==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
 
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
 
===Chapter 1: Opening (Real film sequence)===
(the movie starts with the 2002 Paramount Pictures logo and a Nickelodeon Movies logo made for the film. A sky fades in with seagulls flying across while the titles "Paramount Pictures Presents," "A Nickelodeon Movies Production," and "in association with United Plankton Pictures" appear. Then a pirate on a look-out post is shown. He looks upwards to get a better look at something with his telescope. The screen then shows the view of the telescope, with a pirate on a dinghy shown)
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*'''Pirate #1:''' ''[with a trunk]'' I got it! I got it! I got it!
 
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'''Pirate #1:''' (with a trunk) I got it! I got it! I got it!
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'''Pirate #2:''' (squints) Dinghy ahoy. (looks down to tell another pirate something) Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow!
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*'''Pirate #2:''' Dinghy ahoy.
 
                    
 
                    
'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow!  
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*'''Pirate #3:''' Dinghy off the port bow. Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow! Dinghy off the port bow. Captain, dinghy off the... ''[He is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck]''
 
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'''Pirates:''' (offscreen) Dinghy off the port bow!  
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'''Pirate #4:''' Captain, dinghy off the... (he is slammed in the face by a door as the captain walks on deck)
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'''Captain:''' Dinghy. (lets the pirate in the dinghy onto the ship, along with the trunk)
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*'''Captain:''' Dinghy. ''[Lets Pirate #1 onto the ship, along with the trunk]''
 
                    
 
                    
'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.
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*'''Pirate #1:''' I got it! I got it.
 
                    
 
                    
'''Captain:''' Where is it?
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*'''Captain:''' Where is it?
  
'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain.
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*'''Pirate #2:''' It's right here, captain. ''[Opens the trunk]''
 
                    
 
                    
'''Captain:''' (opens the trunk) I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. (excitedly) Tickets to the SpongeBob movie! (the pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]'' theme song)
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*'''Captain:''' I never thought I'd see it with me own eye. Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! ''[The pirates cheer and they sail to the movie theater, singing the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song]'' 
  
'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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*'''Pirates:''' Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SpongeBob SquarePants. Absorbent and yellow and porous is he? SpongeBob SquarePants. If nautical nonsense be something you wish? SpongeBob SquarePants. Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish? SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants.SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob SquarePa-nts! ''[The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts]''
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Absorbent and yellow and porous is he?
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===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's dream===
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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'''French Narrator:''' ''Ah,the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... wet. Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery - the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''
  
If nautical nonsense be something you wish?
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(The camera pans down into Bikini Bottom in front of the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish?
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'''Police:''' Back up! Back up! (waves arms to back up at reporters/citizens)
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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'''Narator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute, What is happening?''
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Sponge-Bob Square-Pants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please settle down. (Referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there. I'd rather not discuss till me manager gets here.  
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Sponge-Bob Square-Pants.
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SpongeBob SquarePants.
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'''Fish:''' Look, there he is. (A limousine drives up, SpongeBob climbs out of the limousine. He walks toward the Krusty Krab.'')
SpongeBob SquarePants.
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Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!
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(the pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. They rush into the theater room, where the movie starts)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Talk to me, Krabs.
  
===Chapter 2: SpongeBob's Dream===
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' It started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (he cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)  
'''French Narrator:''' (the film starts out on the familiar Bikini Atoll Island) ''Ah, the sea. So mysterious, so beautiful. So... uhh... wet.'' (the camera pans down into Bikini Bottom and stops in front of the Krusty Krab) ''Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's popular undersea eatery, the Krusty Krab restaurant, where...''
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'''Police:''' Back off! Back off! (waves arms to back off at reporters/citizens)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (goes into the Krusty Krab)  
  
'''French Narrator:''' ''Hey, wait a minute. What is happening?''
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'''SpongeBob:''' Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. Everything's gonna be just fine.
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'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man.
  
(the camera zooms out to show the Krusty Krab is surrounded by cops. The screen then pans to the left to reveal a red crab.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' You got a name?
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'''Phil:''' Phil.  
  
'''Mr. Eugene Harold Krabs:''' Please settle down... (referring to the Krusty Krab) We've got a situation in there! I'd rather not discuss 'til me manager gets here!
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'''SpongeBob:''' You got a family, Phil? (Phil begins to cry) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
 
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'''Female Fish:''' (offscreen) Look, there he is!
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'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.  
 
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(A black, boat-shaped limousine with orange flames drives up. A yellow leg, which is wearing a black boot with an orange snake in the shape of an "S" on it, steps out of the limo when it is stopped. As the camera pans up, a yellow sponge climbs out of the limo. He walks toward the Krusty Krab and blows a bubble)
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'''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Talk to me, Krabs.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, it started out as a simple order: a Krabby Patty with cheese. When the customer took a bite, no cheese! (cries, but SpongeBob slaps him)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Get a hold of yourself, Eugene. I'm going in. (walks in and sees a fish, extremely nervous, looking at his Krabby Patty) Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager of this establishment. (puts a briefcase down on a table) Everything's gonna be just fine.
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'''Phil:''' I'm really scared here, man...
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'''SpongeBob:''' (opens the briefcase) You got a name?
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'''Phil:''' (nervously) Phil.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (puts on gloves) You got a family, Phil? (Phil chokes over his words, unable to speak. Snaps his fingers) Come on, Phil, stay with me. Let's hear about that family.
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'''Phil:''' I got a wife and two beautiful children.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (puts on a headset from the briefcase) That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
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'''SpongeBob:''' That's what it's all about. I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
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'''Phil:''' What?
 
'''Phil:''' What?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Say cheese. (SpongeBob carefully lifts the bun and Dramatically puts some cheese under. He then comes out of the Krusty Krab with Phil in his arms) Order up.
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'''All(But SpongeBob):''' Three cheers for the manager! ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!''(Honk!) ''Hip! Hip!'' (Honk!!!!)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers) Say "cheese." (dramatically and slowly attempts to put the cheese on the Krabby Patty. Kicks the door open, Phil in his arms. The crowd gasps. The cheese on the Krabby Patty sparkles) Order up.
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===Chapter 3: Let Them Have It!===
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(Continues from dream)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray!!! Gary, I had that dream again. And it's finally gonna come true. Today. Sorry about this, calendar. (Rips calendar page off, reviling the KK2 page.) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for The Krusty Krab 2 where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
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'''Gary:''' Meow.
  
'''Crowd:''' (they cheer and lift SpongeBob up on their shoulders) Three cheers for the manager! Hip! Hip! (SpongeBob's alarm clock honks) Hip! Hip! (SpongeBob's alarm clock honks again) Hip! Hip! (SpongeBob's alarm clock honks a third time)
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'''SpongeBob:'''Who's it gonna be, Gary? Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (Camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month"
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portraits)
  
===Chapter 3: SpongeBob Prepares for the Ceremony===
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'''SpongeBob E.O.T.M Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!
(honk continues from dream; the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom. He turns off his honking foghorn alarm clock)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hooray! Gary, I had that dream again! And it's finally going to come true! (runs over to his calendar) Today! Sorry about this calendar. (tears off the calendar page for the day before to reveal "March 7." On the page, it has a picture of the Krusty Krab 2 with rainbows and hearts around it) Because today is the grand-opening ceremony for the Krusty Krab 2, where Mr. Krabs will announce the new manager.
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===Chapter 3.2: Ready for the speech===
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (Goes into walk-in shower, Eats soap, Inserts a hose in his head, Puffs up until soap comes out, SpongeBob pulls out paper-like fabric, folds into his pants, back springs off, reviling his rear, brushes eyes with toothpaste, wipes off foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (Goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. Krupepa. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
  
'''Garold "Gary" Wilson Jr. The Snail:''' Meow.
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(The scene is zooming to Squidward's house, and then cuts to Squidward in his bathroom)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Who's it gonna be, Gary? (chuckles to himself) Well, let's ask my wall of 374 consecutive employee-of-the-month awards. (the camera pulls up, revealing many "employee of the month" portraits)
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'''Squidward:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum.
  
'''SpongeBob Employee of the Month Awards:''' SpongeBob SquarePants!
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'''Squidward and SpongeBob in unision:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum,La da d...
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready. Promotion. (goes into a walk-in shower, eats soap, inserts a hose in his head, and puffs up until soap comes out. Pulls out paper-like fabric, which he folds into his pants. the back springs off, revealing his rear, which he covers up. Blushes and walks off-screen sideways. Brushes his eyes with toothpaste and wipes off the foam) Cleanliness is next to manager-liness. (goes outside and runs around in circles) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion. (the camera is zooming in on a house shaped liked an moai head , and the scene fades to turquoise octopus taking a shower)
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'''Squidward J. Q Tentacles:''' La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da dee, la da doo, la da dum...
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'''Squidward and SpongeBob:''' (in unison) La da dee, la da doo, la da dum, La da d...
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'''Squidward:''' Huh?
 
'''Squidward:''' Huh?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' ...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum bum bum, Da da da...
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'''SpongeBob singing solo:'''...ee, la da doo, la da dum, Bum Bum Bum, Da da da...
  
'''Squidward:''' (interrupts SpongeBob and covers himself) SpongeBob! What are you doing in here?!
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'''Squidward:''' (interrupts him, and covers himself) SpongeBob!!!!!!! What are you doing in here?            
  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I have to tell you something, Squidward.
 
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'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
 
'''Squidward:''' Whatever it is, can't it wait until we get to work?
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' There's no shower at work.
  
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?!
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'''Squidward:''' What do you want?
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today.
  
'''Squidward:''' '''GET OUT!''' (kicks SpongeBob out the window)
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===Chapter 3.3: SpongeBob's encounter with Patrick===
 
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'''Squidward:''' Get out!! (Throws him out the window)
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (A pink starfish comes out of his rock)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony. (Runs into Patrick, who comes out of his rock)  
'''Patrick Star:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2. (notices he doesn't have his trunks on) Oops. Hold on. (rock closes, with Patrick on it. It opens again with Patrick wearing his shorts) Congratulations, buddy.
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'''Patrick:''' That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab 2.(Realizes that he doesn't have his trunks on.) Oops. Hold on.(Rock closes, with Patrick on it. Then it opens again.) Congratulations, buddy.
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party 'til we're purple.
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'''Patrick:''' I love being purple!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, thanks, Patrick. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple.
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'''Patrick:''' YEAH I LOVE BEING PURPLE!
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'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.
 
'''SpongeBob:''' We're going to the place where all the action is.
  
 
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?
 
'''Patrick:''' You don't mean...?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, I mean.  
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat! (Patrick's rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats on, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)
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'''In unision:'''Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat!  
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(Rock closes up on them, and opens up a few seconds later. They now have Goofy Goober hats, and a record begins playing on a record player beside Patrick)  
  
 
  Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
 
  Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.
 
  You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
 
  You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
  We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
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  We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.
 
  Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
 
  Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah!
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'''SpongeBob:''' (Notices his watch) I'd better get going. I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (notices his watch and gasps) 8 o'clock? I'm late for work. (runs away) See you later, Patrick!
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'''Patrick:''' Good luck, SpongeBob. Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (Bounces away)
  
'''Patrick:''' (bounces in on his buttocks) Hey, look for me at the ceremony. I got a little surprise for you. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. (bounces away)
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===Chapter 4: KK2 news report/Plankton's Revenge===
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(The scene cuts to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Perch Perkins is on TV, reporting)
  
===Chapter 4: Plankton Learns of Plan Z===
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                  '''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called The Krusty Krab 2. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
(bubble-wipe to a large crowd gathered in front of the Krusty Krab. Bikini Bottom News reporter Perch Perkins is on television with his microphone)
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                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
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                  '''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
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                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (Everyone laughs)
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                  (Plankton is watching the entire scenario out the window of the Chum Bucket)           
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'''Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair. Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer!(the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen)
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(Plankton groans and moans while sweating)
  
'''Perch Perkins:''' Hello, Bikini Bottom! Perch Perkins here, coming to you live in front of the Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. Until today, that is. That's right, folks. Longtime owner Mr. Krabs is opening a new restaurant called the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds) First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. (Krabs has a big grin on his face)
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'''Karen:''' ''Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.''
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Hello. I like money.
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'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Ohh! Ernh. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from
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A to Y.  
  
'''Perch Perkins:''' What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next door to the original?
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'''Karen:''' ''A to Y?''
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Money. (everyone laughs. A jelly bean-shaped creature with one eye is watching the entire scenario out a periscope-like window of the Chum Bucket)
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'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
  
'''Sheldon J. Plankton:''' Curses! It's not fair! Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never ha one customer! (the word "customer" is heard echoing in the kitchen. Groans and moans while sweating)
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'''Karen:''' ''What about Z?''
 
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'''Karen Plankton:''' Don't get worked up again, Plankton, I just mopped the floors.
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'''Plankton:''' Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. Then people would line up to eat at my restaurant. Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y.
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'''Karen:''' A to Y?
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'''Plankton:''' Yeah, A to Y. You know the alphabet.
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'''Karen:''' What about Z?
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'''Plankton:''' Z?
 
'''Plankton:''' Z?
  
'''Karen:''' Z. The letter after Y.
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'''Karen:''' ''Z. The letter after Y.''
  
'''Plankton:''' (searches through his filing cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. (Grabs Plan Z) Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.
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'''Plankton:''' (Searches through cabinet) W, X, Y, Z. Plan Z! Here it is, just like you said.  
  
'''Karen:''' Oh, boy.
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'''Karen:''' ''Oh, boy.''
  
'''Plankton:''' (looks at Plan Z; suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (sniffs the plan) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and unknowingly crushes Plankton) Ow!
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'''Plankton:'''(Suggestively) Oh! Oh! Ohhh! It's evil. It's diabolical. (Sniffs it) It's lemon-scented. This Plan Z can't possibly fail! (Goes outside) So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs, because by tomorrow, I'll have the formula. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! All hail Plankton. All hail Plank...! (SpongeBob runs by and accidentally steps on him)
  
===Chapter 5: SpongeBob Encounters Plankton===
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===Chapter 5: SpongeBob's encounter with plankton===
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready, promotion! I'm ready, promotion!
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'''SpongeBob:''' I'm ready,promotion... I'm ready,promotion...
  
'''Plankton:''' (he is being stepped on by SpongeBob) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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'''Plankton:'''(While being stepped on by SpongeBob)Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Eww, I think I stepped in something.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (stops running) Eww, I think I stepped in something. (He tries to scrape Plankton off. Plankton yelps as he is being scraped off)
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(Tries to scrape Plankton off)
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'''Plankton:''' Aaaaaagggghhh! Aaaaaggggghhhh! Not in something, on someone, you twit!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (Pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
  
'''Plankton:''' (muffled) Not in something, on someone, you twit!
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'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh. Sorry, Plankton. (looks at a smeared Plankton and pulls him off his shoe) Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, good luck with that. (Runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready.
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Promotion.
  
'''Plankton:''' No, I am not on my way over to the grand-opening ceremony. (mocks SpongeBob's words. Then he jumps four times) I'm busy planning to rule the world! (chuckles)
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'''Plankton:''' Stupid kid.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, goo luck with that. (runs off) I'm ready. Promotion. I'm ready. Promotion...
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===Chapter 6: Squid's new job===
  
'''Plankton:''' (looks at the camera) Stupid kid. (walks back to the Chum Bucket)
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(Later, Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)
 
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===Chapter 6: The Manager Revealed===
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(bubble-wipe to later. Mr. Krabs is at a stand in front of the Krusty Krab 2. The crowd is still gathered there, seated)
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of the Krusty Krab 2. (the crowd applauds)
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'''Mrs. Poppy Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
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'''Sandra "Sandy" Jennifer Olivia Cheeks:''' I paid 10!
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (applauding wildly) Yay! Yeah! Ow! Ow, ow! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Ow! (leans towards Squidward and shushes him) Shh!
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes. Well, anyway, the new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (thinking) Yes.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
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'''SpongeBob:''' (thinking) He's right.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with a S.
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager... Squidward Tentacles! (a banner falls with Squidward's face on it)
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'''SpongeBob:''' (excitedly) Yes! Yeah! (dances around, laughing. Then he shakes Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoo! (cheers as he runs to the stage) Whoo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoo! (grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
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                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Welcome. Welcome, everyone, to the grand opening of The Krusty Krab 2.
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                  '''Mrs. Puff:''' We paid $9 for this?
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                  '''Sandy:''' I paid $10!
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                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Now, before we begin with the ribbon-cutting, I'd like to announce the name of our new manager.
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                  '''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Yeah! Owh! Ah-hao! Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah! Owh! Shh!
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                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Eheh. Yes. Well, anyway... The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee.
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                  '''SpongeBob (Thinking):''' ''Yes.''
 +
                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' The obvious choice for the job.
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                  '''SpongeBob (Thinking) :''' ''He's right.''
 +
                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' A name you all know. It starts with an S.
 +
                  '''SpongeBob:''' (Thinking)  ''That's me.''
 +
                  '''Mr. Krabs:''' Please welcome our new manager...Squidward Tentacles! (A banner falls with Squidward's face on it)
 +
             
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes! Yeah! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Shaking Squidward's hand) Oh, better luck next time, buddy. Whoooo! Whoooo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! All right! Whoooooo! (Grabs the microphone) People of Bikini Bottom, as the manager of...
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Uh, SpongeBob.
 +
             
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into his ear.) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting a important news flash from Mr. Krabs. Go ahead, Mr. K. (Mr. Krabs whispers into SpongeBob's ear) I'm making a complete what of myself? (Mr. Krabs whispers again) The most embarrassing thing you've ever seen? (Mr. Krabs whispers a third time) And now it's worse because I'm repeating everything you say into the microphone?
+
===Chapter 7: The sad truth===
 
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
===Chapter 7: Krabs Reveals the Truth===
+
             
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (annoyed) Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob! You didn't get the job!
+
 
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'''SpongeBob:''' What?
 
'''SpongeBob:''' What?
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' You... did not... get... the job.
 
+
         
'''SpongeBob:''' But... but why?
+
'''SpongeBob:''' But... But why?  
 
+
           
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it, he's more... mature than you.
  
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?
 
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm not... mature?
 
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... now, let's see...
 
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'''Lenny:''' Dork?
 
'''Lenny:''' Dork?
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
  
'''Pearl Krabs:''' A goofball?
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'''Pearl:''' A goofball?  
  
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.
 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Closer, but no, no, no.
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'''Jim:''' A ding-a-ling.
  
'''Fred:''' A ding-a-ling.
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'''Steve:''' Wing nut.
 +
           
 +
'''Miranda:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
 +
             
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. " You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?
 +
           
 +
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
 +
             
 +
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?
  
'''Jimmy:''' Wing nut.
+
(SpongeBob walks away)
 +
           
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'''SpongeBob (depressed):''' I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.
 +
             
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid.
  
'''Mable:''' A Knucklehead McSpazatron!
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===Chapter 8: Patrick's interruption===
  
'''Mr. Krabs:''' OK, that's enough! Look, what I'm trying to say is, you're just a kid. And to be a manager, you have to be a man. Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager." You understand-ager? I mean, you understand?
+
(Patrick suddenly appears flying on a banner naked with a GO SPONGEBOB flag in his butt.)
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'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I guess so, Mr. Krabs. (walks away)
+
(Patrick accidentally hits the stage which sets on fire. Everyone except for Patrick runs away.)  
 
+
                 
'''Mr. Krabs:''' SpongeBob?
+
'''Patrick:''' Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
 
+
             
'''SpongeBob:''' (depressed) I'm ready. Depression. I'm ready. Depression.
+
'''French Narrator:''' ''Later that evening...''
 
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===Chapter 8: Patrick's Interruption===
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Poor kid. (Patrick appears flying on a  banner naked with a "Go SpongeBob"  flag in his butt)
+
 
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'''Patrick:''' Hooray for SpongeBob! (laughs) Hooray for SpongeBob! Let's hear it for SpongeBob! (Mr. Krabs runs off the stage, which Patrick accidentally hits. The banner collapses on the stage, and it is set on fire. The entire crowd runs away while Patrick bursts out of the banner) Hello? Where'd everybody go? Did I miss something? Did you see my butt?
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{{Movie/Ver. 2}}
 
 
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