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'''Squidly's Songs''' are the songs in the episode [[Dunces and Dragons (Episode)|Dunces and Dragons]]. Seven songs are sung throughout the episode.
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'''SONG 1:'''
  
==Lyrics==
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  I was the kings favorite fool
===Song #1===
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  I made merry merth with laughter.
  I was the king's favorite fool,
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  But I told a bad joke,  
  I made merry mirth and laughter.
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  and the king had a stroke,
  But I told one bad joke,  
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  And now i hang from ye old rafter.
  And the king had a stroke,
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  And now I hang from ye ol' rafter.
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===Song #2===
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'''SONG 2:'''
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  The evil wizard's dragon is here,
 
  The evil wizard's dragon is here,
 
  See the townsfolk scream with fear.
 
  See the townsfolk scream with fear.
  See the townsfolk try to run.
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  See the townfolk try to run.
  I can tell this won't be fun.
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  I can tell this wont be fun.
  
  The dragon will torch everything.
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  the dragon will torch anything.
 
  Anything in the valley.
 
  Anything in the valley.
 
  Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
 
  Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
  And even [[Ye Olde Bowling Alley]].
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  Even ye old bowling Alley.
(After the song, a citizen says "Not the bowling alley!")
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===Song #3===
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'''SONG 3:'''
  Oh, hear me king, for I must sing
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  Hear me king, for i must sing
 
  How you are the greatest at everything,
 
  How you are the greatest at everything,
  Like letting a dragon burn down our city.
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  Like having a dragon burn down our city.
  A horrible sight that wasn't pretty.
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  A horrible sight that wasnt pretty.
 
  'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
 
  'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
  
  You are bad, you are to blame.
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  The king's to bad, the kings to blame.
  Now hang your kingly head in shame.
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  He hangs his kinglyy head in shame.
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
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  la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
  
  The king is bad, the king's to blame.
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  The king's to bad, the kings to blame.
  He hangs his kingly head in shame.
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  He hangs his kinglyy head in shame.
  La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
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  la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
  
===Song #4===
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'''SONG 4:'''
Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please.
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Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees.
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Pray take take these two and let me go free,
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and I will give to thee some...cheese!
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===Song #5===
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Oh Dark Kight spare us please.
  Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower.
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  Dont cut off our heads or boil our knees.
  By the sounds of her shrieks, this is her final hour.
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  Please take these to and let me go free,
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and ill give to thee some...cheese.
  
===Song #6===
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'''SONG 5:'''
  There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart.
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Hark! the princess, she screams from the tower.
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By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour.
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'''SONG 6:'''
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  There once was a dragon, so handsome, so smart.
 
  He let me go free, for he had a big heart.
 
  He let me go free, for he had a big heart.
(After the song, Squidly gets zapped by the [[Dragon Jellyfish]] and says "Everyone be-eth a critic.")
 
  
===Song #7===
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'''SONG 7:'''
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  Hark! Ring the bell.
 
  Hark! Ring the bell.
  'Twas all ended well.
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  'twas all ended well.
 
  The dragon is vanquished,
 
  The dragon is vanquished,
 
  The princess returned,
 
  The princess returned,
 
  And only a few of us got badly burned.
 
  And only a few of us got badly burned.
  
{{Medieval Bikini Bottom}}
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{{Slogan}}
[[Category:Song text]]
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[[Category:Songs]]

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