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| − | '''Squidly's Songs''' | + | The '''Squidly's Songs''' is one of the songs on the episode [[Dunces and Dragons]]. |
| − | + | '''SONG 1:''' | |
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| − | I was the king's favorite fool | + | I was the king's favorite fool |
| − | I made merry | + | I made merry murth and laughter. |
But I told one bad joke, | But I told one bad joke, | ||
And the king had a stroke, | And the king had a stroke, | ||
| − | + | Now I hang from ye old rafter. | |
| − | + | '''SONG 2:''' | |
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The evil wizard's dragon is here, | The evil wizard's dragon is here, | ||
See the townsfolk scream with fear. | See the townsfolk scream with fear. | ||
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Anything in the valley. | Anything in the valley. | ||
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | ||
| − | + | Even [[ye old bowling Alley]]. | |
| − | ( | + | (''Not the bowling alley'') |
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| + | '''SONG 3:''' | ||
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Oh, hear me king, for I must sing | Oh, hear me king, for I must sing | ||
How you are the greatest at everything, | How you are the greatest at everything, | ||
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'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | ||
| − | You are bad, | + | You are bad, You are to blame. |
Now hang your kingly head in shame. | Now hang your kingly head in shame. | ||
| − | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
The king is bad, the king's to blame. | The king is bad, the king's to blame. | ||
He hangs his kingly head in shame. | He hangs his kingly head in shame. | ||
| − | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
| − | + | '''SONG 4:''' | |
| − | Oh | + | |
| + | Oh Dark Knight spare us please. | ||
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. | Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. | ||
Pray take take these two and let me go free, | Pray take take these two and let me go free, | ||
| − | and I will give to thee some...cheese | + | and I will give to thee some...cheese. |
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| + | '''SONG 5:''' | ||
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Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower. | Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower. | ||
| − | By the sounds of her | + | By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour. |
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| + | '''SONG 6:''' | ||
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There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart. | There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart. | ||
He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | ||
| − | ( | + | (everyone be-eth a critic) |
| + | '''SONG 7:''' | ||
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Hark! Ring the bell. | Hark! Ring the bell. | ||
'Twas all ended well. | 'Twas all ended well. | ||
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And only a few of us got badly burned. | And only a few of us got badly burned. | ||
| − | {{ | + | {{Slogan}} |
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[[Category:Song text]] | [[Category:Song text]] | ||
