Short Songs and Chants

I Wrote This

I Wrote This was a song by Patrick Star. This song was sung because Patrick wanted to become famous, so he paid a hundred dollars for a band to play his song and see if it would be on the radio.

Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
I made myself a sandwich
My mommy named it Fred
It tastes like beans and bacon

And smells like it's been dead!
Writing stuff is hard, so i use a pointy pencil!
Pointy Pointy Pointy
Pointy Pointy Point!
P U whats that horrible smell?

Drum Solo!
(5 second solo)

I have a head, it ends in a point.
Pointy Pointy Pointy
Pointy Pointy Point
This Song Is Over
Except For this Line
You Win This Round
Brocolli...

4-Ply

4-Ply was a song by the popular band, Boys Who Cry. This version was sung by Squidward in the episode: Whale of a Birthday. It was directed to Pearl and her friends. It is unknown if the song was longer since everyone made Squidward stop.

When my tear ducts give issue,
I can't use just any tissue,
I need four-ply, four-ply, four-ply,
When I cry! 
Huh!

This Grill is Not a Home

This Grill is Not a Home (Also known as "A Stove is a Stove" and "Without You") is a song that was sung by a mixture of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs in the episode: Welcome to the Chum Bucket. This song is on SpongeBob's Greatist Hits.

A stove is a stove,
No matter where you go. 
A patty is a patty,
That's what I say.

A grill is a grill,
This is surely so,
And fries should be fries,
Either way.

But this grill is not a home.
This is not the stove I know.
I would trade it all away,
If you'd come back to stay.

This kitchen's not the same without you.
It's just a grill, it's true
(It's just a greasy spoon.....) without you. (SpongeBob cries)

Birthday Song for Squidward

Birhtday Song for Squidward is a song that was sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode: Opposite Day.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday cake!
Happy happy birthday! Pin the tail on the seahorse!
Happy happy birthday! Happy birthday Squidward!
Squidward (spoken): Its not my BIRTHDAY!

Brush Brush Brush My Teeth

Brush Brush Brush My Teeth is a song written and sung by SpongeBob, and heard in episode Krabby Road.

Brush, Brush, Brush My Teeth,
Gently keep them clean.

Trivia/Goofs

• The tone of the song is the same as "Row Row Row Your Boat"

Fancy Livin'

Fancy Livin' is a song that is sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode: Chocolate With Nuts.

Fancy living,
Here we come!
La la la la laaa

For He's a Jolly Good Rookie

For He's a Jolly Good Rookie is a song that was sung by random people in the episode: F.U.N..

For he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie,
for he’s a jolly good rookie...
*bored* That nobody can deny.........

Indoors

Indoors is a song sung in the episode I Had an Accident. It was sung by SpongeBob SquarePants and Penny.

I know of a place,
Where you never get harmed.

A magical place,
With magical charms.

Indoors,
Indoors,
Indo--rs!
Spoken: Take it away Penny!

After that much is sung, SpongeBob has Penny sing more, but we could not hear it, and therefore do not know the whole song.

It's all About You

This song is from the episode: Whale of a Birthday and it was sung by Boys Who Cry. It was directed to Pearl.

 It's all about you, girl,
 On the sixteenth birthday.

 Pay attention to you, girl,
 Everyone has to do just what you say.

 You get your very own spotlight tonight,
 'Cause it's all about you.
 Yeah it's all about Pearl
 And you're the birthday girl.

K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, Says I

K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, Says I is a song that was sung 1 1/2 times by SpongeBob in Fear of a Krabby Patty.

 K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y,
 says I.

Laundry Song

Laundry Song is a song that was sung by SpongeBob in the episode: New Digs

Laundry Song la la la
Sing about your laundry all day long.
La la la la Laundry Song...

Livin' Like Larry

Livin' Like Larry is a song that SpongeBob made up in the episode, A Life in a Day while he was putting his socks in order.

De dee do dee do livin' like Larry. 
Dee dee dee doo livin' like Larry. 
Dee dee dee dee livin' like Larry.

Making a Krabby Patty

This is a song on the "Seasame Street, Dora the Explorer, and SpongeBob SquarePants Learn with Music!" catridge for the Learn with Music toy. It teaches kids sequencing.

First you take a bun,
And then you take a patty.
Then take ketchup, lettuce, and cheese,
And then another bun,
You're done!

Patrick's ABC

Patrick's ABC Song was a sort of song that was sung by Patrick in the episode: I'm with Stupid.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
(Patricks parents begin to knock on the rock.)
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O...

Janet:" should I get the bullhorn again, Marty?

W, X, Y, and Z?

Patterns

This song was in the "Seasame Street, Dora the Explorer, and SpongeBob SquarePants Learn with Music!" catridge for the Learn with Music toy. It teaches kids about patterns.

Polkadots have lots of circles,
Stripes have lots of lines!
Checkers have so many squares,
and these are all designs!

Pearl's My Daughter

Pearl's My Daughter is a song that was sung in the episode: Squeaky Boots. It was sung by Mr. Krabs directed to Pearl Krabs.

Yar har, Pearl’s my daughter,
And I’ll spit in your eye! Yo ho,
Pearl’s a whale and it’s her birthday,
yar yar yar! Ta-da!

Then Pearl says "Thanks for the show dad".

I'm Patrick

I'm Patrick is a song sang by Patrick Star in the episode Atlantis SquarePantis

I'm Patrick!, I'm Patrick!, Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
And I Like... uh.. I don't know What I like!!

Off to Work

Off to Work is a song sang by SpongeBob in the short The Endless Summer

Artist:SpongeBob

I'm off to work at the Krusty Krab Fryin´up patties and blabity blab.

SpongeBob is Leaving

"SpongeBob is Leaving!" is a song sung by Squidward in Home Sweet Pineapple

Artist: Squidward Tentacles

Good-bye, SpongeBob, good-bye. 
Good-bye, SpongeBob. Bye-bye-bye. 
Good-bye, SpongeBob. Ha-ha. Good-bye, good-bye.

SpongeBob is leaving. He's leaving, he's leaving. 
SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving... la la la lal al a ha hah 

SpongeBob is leaving, he's leaving,
He's leaving.

Squidward had a Krabby Patty

Squidward had a Krabby Patty is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode The Two Faces of Squidward. A rework of "Mary Had A Little Lamb".

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
whose buns was white as snow.

Squidward had a Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty.
Squidward had a Krabby Patty
whose buns was white as snow.

Krabby patty! Krabby patty!
Krabby patty! Krabby patty!
And she'll be coming around 
The Krabby patty When she comes!

The Spaghetti Song

The Spaghetti Song is a song from the episode Imitation Krabs and Plankton and SpongeBob sing it together.

Meatball,
Meatball,
Spaghetti underneath.

Ravioli,
Ravioli,
Great barrier reef!

Trivia/Goofs

The Great Barrier Reef words was making a reference to the Great Barrier Reef in Australia.

To The Dump

To The Dump is a song sang by SpongeBob in Artist Unknown while running back to the Bikini Bottom Dump wearing a Kelp-O box over his head.

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump,
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump.
To the du-mp.
To the dump, dump, dump.

Trivia

• The song is sang the same tone as The William Tell Overture.
• This same song can be heard in an episode of Rocko's Modern Life, which Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob Squarepants, also directed.

We're Gonna Be Pirates

We're Gonna Be Pirates is a song sung by SpongeBob, and Patrick in the episode Arrgh!

Treasure? woo hoo!
We're gonna be pirates!
We're gonna be pirates!

We Love To Work

We Love To Work is a song sung by SpongeBob and Patrick in the episode Bucket Sweet Bucket.

La,La,La,La,La
La,La,La,La,La

We love to work!