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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]  
 
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]  
 
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]  
 
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]  
*[[Karen]]  
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*[[Karen Plankton|Karen]]  
*[[Betsy Krabs]] (2 cameos)
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*[[Mama Krabs]]  
 
*[[Sadie Rechid]]  
 
*[[Sadie Rechid]]  
*[[Nancy Suzy Fish|Nancy]]
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*[[Nancy]]  
*[[Nat Peterson]]
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*Sea lion
*[[Lion Fish]]
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==Dialogue==
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==Locations==
(episode starts at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is washing windows, and singing)
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*[[Krusty Krab]]
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*[[Chum Coliseum]]
  
'''SpongeBob''': (singing) How much chum could a sea slug chug chug... (gasps, because he notices something outside. Uses a pay phone to call Mr. Krabs in his office) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
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==Dialouge==
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(Episode starts at the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is washing windows, and singing)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call.
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SpongeBob: (singing) How much chum could a sea slug chug if a sea slug could chug... (gasps, because he notices something outside. He then uses a pay phone to call Mr. Krabs in his office) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
  
'''SpongeBob''': Sure thing Mr. K. (puts a quarter in the pay phone) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
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Mr. Krabs: Please deposit 25 cents to continue this call.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Code blue?! (runs out of his office) What's the matter boy?
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SpongeBob: Sure thing Mr. K. (SpongeBob puts a quarter in the pay phone) Mr. Krabs, you gotta get out here! It's a code blue situation!
  
'''SpongeBob''': I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life.
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Mr. Krabs: Code blue?! (Mr. Krabs runs out of his office) What's the matter boy?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Man alive! (Plankton has a wrecking ball near the Krusty Krab) He's taking us down!
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SpongeBob: I think Plankton wants to destroy our way of life.
  
'''Plankton''': (laughs) Get ready Krabs, (pulls a lever) for the surprise of your life!  
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Mr. Krabs: Man alive! (Plankton has a wrecking ball near the Krusty Krab) He's taking us down!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Brace yourself! (hides under a table, and SpongeBob hides under a barrel. The wrecking ball then misses the Krusty Krab) Huh? tThe wrecking ball destroys the Chum Bucket) Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? Heh, heh, I guess he's finally given up on the restaurant business. Couldn't take the competition. (a bull dozer drags a coliseum to where the Chum Bucket was) What is that? (a giant monitor appears on top of the coliseum, and Plankton is on it)
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Plankton: (laughs) Get ready Krabs, (pulls a lever) for the surprise of your life!
  
'''Plankton''': Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. Behold my imperial Chum Coliseum! (nobody is excited) I vow to introduce to this fair city, culture, in the form of hand to hand grappling! (still nobody is excited) I intend to enrich your lives culturally, by exibiting the moist spectacle of gladiators in mortal conflict! (still no one is excited) My corporate under writers told me to mention that it's free! (everyone is excited, and they run into the coliseum) Come one! Come all! Remember, kids love gladiators.
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Mr. Krabs: Brace yourself! (Mr. Krabs hides under a table, and SpongeBob hides under a barrel. The wrecking ball then misses the Krusty Krab) Huh? (The wrecking ball then destroys the Chum Bucket) Plankton's destroying the Chum Bucket? I guess he's finally given up on the restrant buisness. Couldn't take the competition. (a bull dozer than drags a coliseum to where the Chum Bucket was) What is that? (a giant monitor appears on top of the coliseum, and Plankton is on it)
  
'''Krusty Krab Customer''': Wow, real live conflict, for free!
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Plankton: Greetings, citizens of Bikini Bottom. Behold my imperial Chum Coliseum! (nobody is excited) I vow to introduce to this fair city, culture, in the form of hand to hand graphling! (still nobody is excited) I intend to enrich your lives culturely, by exibiting the moist spectacle of gladiators in mortal conflict! (still no one is excited) My corporate under writers told me to mention that it's free! (everyone is excited, and they run into the coliseum) Come on! Come on! Remember, kids love gladiators.
  
'''Krusty Krab Customer #2''': Let the horror show begin! (everyone in the Krusty Krab runs to the coliseum)
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Krusty Krab Customer 1: Wow, real live conflict, for free!
  
'''Plankton''': (laughs, now talking to Karen) Oh Karen, even though you're just a frigid machine, your circuts must be welling up with emotion at my latest achievement.
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Krusty Krab Customer 2: Let the horror show begin! (everyone in the Krusty Krab runs to the coliseum)
  
'''Karen''': Oh yes, my resisters are simply gushing from there copper foiled traces.
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Plankton: (laughs, now talking to Karen) Oh Karen, even though you're just a fridgid machine, your circuts must be welling up with emotion at my latest achivement.
  
'''Plankton''': This will prove to be my greatest evil scheme ever!
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Karen: Oh yes, my resisters are simply gushing from there copper foil traces.
  
'''Karen''': That's what you said when you tried to boil Krabs in a giant bisc.
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Plankton: This will proove to be my greatest evil scheme ever!
  
'''Plankton''': I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the pathetic one, in an empty restaurant, stuck with a computer for a wife. (Karen shuts down) Uh, sorry honey.
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Karen: That's what you said when you tried to boil Krabs in a giant bisc.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Wow, looks like Plankton finally has some customers!
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Plankton: I can still feel the burns. Which is why I removed all molten liquid from this maneuver. And it's why this time, I will be the one with all the customers. And Krabs will be the paphetic one, in an empty restrant, stuck with a computer for a wife. (Karen shuts down) Uh, sorry honey.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': I agree, it's very suspicious. And he may have lured a few of our fair-whether customers in with some cheap entertainment, but our loyal customers, know quality when they taste it! So let's get in there, and serve 'em up a burger they tell there grand-guppies about! (they walk into the Krusty Krab, and it's empty) Where's all me loyal customers?
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SpongeBob: Wow, looks like Plankton finally has some customers!
  
'''Squidward''': They've all taken there grand-guppies to see the guts and gore across the street.
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Mr. Krabs: I agree, he's very suspicous. And he may have lured a few of our fair-whether cutomers in with some cheap entertainment, but our loyal customers, know quality when they taste it! So let's get in there, and serve 'em up a burger they tell there grand-guppies about! (they walk into the Krusty Krab, and it's empty) Where's all me loyal customers?
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': That lower life form can slender my name, and desecrate me mother's grave...
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Squidward: They've all taken there grand-guppies to see the guts and gore across the street.
  
'''Mama Krabs''': I'm right here!
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Mr. Krabs: That lower life form can slander my name, and disecrate me mother's grave,
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': ...but when he steals me customers, then I push back! Gentlemen, to the coliseum! (bubble-wipe to the coliseum where there is a sign that says "GLADIATOR FIGHT 2-DAY!". Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward sit down) This reeks of evil. And I'm going to sniff out the source. (sniffs, then Plankton appears)
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Mama Krabs: I'm right here!
  
'''Plankton''': Welcome one and all, to the first bi-annual big arena of annihilation! (everyone cheers)
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Mr. Krabs: But when he steals me customers, then I push back! Gentlemen, to the coliseum! (cuts to the coliseum where there is a sign that says "GLADIATOR FIGHT 2-DAY!". Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and Squidward sit down) This wreaks of evil. And i'm going to sniff out the source. (Mr. Krabs sniffs, then Plankton appears)
  
'''SpongeBob''': Whoo!  
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Plankton: Welcome one and all, to the first bi-annual big arena of anialation! (everyone cheers)
  
'''Plankton''': Brought to you by yours truly. So without further ado, let the mauling begin! (everyone cheers again)
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SpongeBob: Whoo!  
  
'''Scooter''': All right!
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Plankton: Brought to you by your's truly. So without further-a-due, let the mauling begin! (everyone cheers again)
  
'''SpongeBob''': Yay! (Plankton releases a Sea Lion into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Whoo! Isn't this a boat load of fun Squidward? I can't wait to see the poor sucker who has to go against that beast!
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Scooter: All right!
  
'''Squidward''': You call this fun? This is just cheap uncultured lay sport.
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SpongeBob: Yay! (Plankton releases a Sea Lion into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Whoo! Isn't this a boat load of fun Squidward? I can't wait to see the poor sucker who has to go against that beast!
  
'''Plankton''': Now, release the opponent.
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Squidward: You call this fun? This is just cheap un-cultered lay sport.
  
'''SpongeBob''': Yes! (Plankton releases Patrick into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Patrick?! How could they?! This is horrible! (cries)
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Plankton: Now, release the opponet.
  
'''Squidward''': This is fabulous! (laughs)
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SpongeBob: Yes! (Plankton releases Patrick into the ring. Everyone cheers again) Patrick? How could they? This is horrible! (cries)
  
'''Plankton''': Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! (two people put a necklace of sausages on Patrick)
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Squidward: This is fabulous! (laughs)
  
'''Patrick''': All right! (he is about to eat a sausage, then the lion growls at him. Plankton laughs)
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Plankton: Enough dilly-dallying. Send out the blood sausages! (two people put a necklace of sausages on Patrick)
  
'''Plankton''': That pink dim-wit doesn't stand a chance with those sausages around his throat! As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravenous lion fish's nostrils, he'll be all over Patrick like mold on a shower curtain!
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Patrick: All right! (Patrick is about to eat a sausage, then the lion growls at him. Plankton laughs)
  
'''Audience Member''': Rip his sausages off!
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Plankton: That pink dim-wit doesn't stand a chance with those sausages around his throat! As soon as the smell of sausage hits that ravanis lions vicous nostril, he'll be all over Patrick like mold on a shower curtain!  
  
'''Patrick''': Ohh. Nice kitty. (notices sausages) Here kitty, want a sausage? A nice, delicious, tasty, sausage. (takes a bite out of the sausage. The lion snatches it from him, and growls at him) Spotamcafeltafish! (runs from the lion)
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Audience Member 2: Rip his sausages off!
  
'''SpongeBob''': I can't sit here and watch this! That's my best friend out there! (SpongeBob jumps into a chariot, and goes toward Patrick) Patrick!
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Patrick: Ohh. Nice kitty. (notices sausages) Here kitty, want a sausage? A nice, delicous, tasty, sausage. (takes a bite out of the sausage. The lion snatches it from him, and growls at him) Spotamcafeltafish! (runs from the lion)
  
'''Patrick''': What? Oh, oh it's you. Hey, how's it going buddy?
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SpongeBob: I can't sit here and watch this! That's my best friend out there! (SpongeBob jumps into a chariot, and goes toward Patrick) Patrick!
  
'''SpongeBob''': No time for chit chat, get in! (SpongeBob pulls Patrick in the chariot) Hurry up, nelly!
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Patrick: What? Oh, oh it's you. Hey, how's it going buddy?
  
'''Nat Peterson''': Boooooooo!
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SpongeBob: No time for chit chat, get in! (SpongeBob pulls Patrick in the chariot) Hurry up nelly!
  
'''Mama Krabs''': Boring! I want to see some body parts!
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Peterson: Boo!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Mom! (SpongeBob and Patrick are chased by the lion fish as the crowd starts booing and yelling at them both angrily)
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Mama Krabs: Boring! I want to see somebody parts!
  
'''Plankton''': This is ridiculous. I order a simple brutal mauling for my denizens, and I get a circus act! Time for phase two. (bubble-wipe to Plankton trying to sell Chum on a Stick to the crowd) Chum on a stick! Get your fresh chum right here. Some chum for you miss?
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Mr. Krabs: Mom.
  
'''Sadie''': Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled is making me a bit hungry.
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Plankton: This is ridiculous! I order a simple brutal mauling for my denasenses, and I get a circus act! Time for phase 2! (cuts to Plankton with a Chum Stick) Chum on a Stick! Get your fresh chum right here! Some chum for you miss?
  
'''Plankton''': Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality.
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Sadie: Well, all this waiting around for someone to get mauled is making a bit hungry.
  
'''Sadie''': Why, thank you.
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Plankton: Here, take this one. It's fresh and warm, like my hospitality.
  
'''Plankton''': Just ten dollars please.
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Sadie: Why thank you.
  
'''Sadie''': Ten dollars?! Why would I pay ten dollars when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar?
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Plankton: Just ten dollars please.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Exactly!
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Sadie: Ten dollars? Why would I pay ten dollars, when I can go across the street and get a Krabby Patty for one dollar?
  
'''Plankton''': You don't get this kind of entertainment with a Krabby Patty, do you?
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Mr. Krabs: Exactly!
  
'''Sadie''': No, I suppose not.
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Plankton: You don't get this kind of entertainment with a Krabby Patty, do you?
  
'''Plankton''': Ten dollars or the fight's off!
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Sadie: No, I suppose not.
  
'''Sadie''': Ah, fine, whatever.
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Plankton: Ten dollars, or the fights off!
  
'''Plankton''': Here you are. I'm sure I've made a satisfied customer of you all ready. (Sadie spits it out)
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Sadie: Ah, fine, whatever.
  
'''Sadie''': That was appalling! What was in that?
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Plankton: Here you are. I'm sure i've made a satisfied customer of you all ready. (Sadie spits it out)
  
'''Plankton''': Oh, just the usual ingredients. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, sea horse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust. (Sadie vomits)
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Sadie: That was appuling! What was in that?
  
'''Sadie''': Oh barnacles, that's foul! (everyone tries to leave, but Plankton locks all the exits)
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Plankton: Oh, just the usual ingridients. Some jellyfish squeezings, whale blubber, sea horse snout, and a sprinkle of anchor rust. (Sadie throws up)
  
'''Plankton''': Now, I've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring, or the food's inedible. So sit down, enjoy the show and buy some chum! (everyone walks back to their seats with a chum stick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick with the crowd still booing at them both)
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Sadie: Oh barnacles, that's foul! (everyone tries to leave, but Plankton locks all the exits)
  
'''SpongeBob''': What do we do now, Patrick?
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Plankton: Now, i've been waiting for 20 years to have the amount of customers Krabs sees everyday! And I won't let that be ruined because the show's boring, or the foods in-edible. So sit down, enjoy the show and by some chum! (everyone walks back to there seat with a chum stick. Scene cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick)
  
'''Patrick''': Don't worry, I'm all ready doing it. (eats a sausage)
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SpongeBob: What do we do now Patrick?
  
'''SpongeBob''': No! (slaps the sausage out of his hands) Patrick, now's not the time for eating, now is the time to avoid being eaten by that giant... Huh? (the lion eats the sausage that SpongeBob slapped out of Patrick's hand, then chases them again) That's it, Patrick! He's not chasing us. He's chasing those tasty, tender, delicious, succulent sausages around your neck! (throws the sausages off of Patrick)
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Patrick: Don't worry, i'm all ready doing it. (Patrick is eating a sausage)
  
'''Plankton''': Chum on a stick. Get your chum. (notices sausages) What the? (sausages land on Plankton and the crowd shouts and yells angrily) Oh great! Now, how am I going to entertain the masses? (lion growls at him) Hey, watch where you're... (notices the lion, and it growls at him again) Oh dear! (screams, then the lion growls at him. Runs out of a tiny door) Whew! Good thing I thought ahead with that escape door. Try and catch me now, you prissy feline! (laughs, then the lion busts a hole, allowing him to get out. Screams because he's chasing him) No! Nice kitty. Want some chum? (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab, where all the customers are there again)
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SpongeBob: No! (slaps the sausage out of his hands) Patrick, now is not the time for eating, now is the time to avoid being eaten by that giant... Huh? (the lion eats the sausage that SpongeBob slapped out of Patrick's hand, then chases them again) That's it Patrick! He's not chasing us, he's chasing those tasty, tender, delicous, suculant sausages around your neck. (SpongeBob throws the sausages off of Patrick)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': You know, I'm not the one to give out comments likely. I've gotta hand it to you boy, (referring to SpongeBob) if you didn't throw those sausages into the audience, we would have been dead meat!
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Plankton: Chum on a stick. Get your chum. (notices sausages) What the? (sausages land on Plankton) Oh great! Now how am I going to entertain the masses? (lion growls at him) Hey watch where you're... (notices the lion, and it growls at him again) Oh dear! (screams, then the lion growls at him. He then runs out of a tiny door) Phew. Good thing I thought ahead, with that escape door. Try and catch me now, you frissy freeline. (laughs, then the lion busts a hole, allowing him to get out. Plankton then screams, because he's chasing him) No! Nice kitty. Want some chum? (cuts to the Krusty Krab, where all the customers are there again)
  
'''SpongeBob''': My pleasure, captain!
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Mr. Krabs: You know i'm not one to give out coments likely, i've gotta hand it to you boy, (reffering to SpongeBob) if you didn't throw those sausages into the audience, we would have been dead meat!
  
'''Patrick''': Yeah, thanks buddy! You really saved my behind! No joke! (shows that there's a hole in his pants, revealing his butt)
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SpongeBob: My plearure captain!
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': I think that it's safe to say, that no matter how diabolical Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty, of me good customers.
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Patrick: Yeah, thanks buddy! You really saved my behind! No joke! (shows that there's a hole in his pants, revealing his butt)
  
'''Scooter''': One Krabby Patty please.
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Mr. Krabs: I think that it's safe to say, that no matter how diabolacal Plankton's plans may be, he'll never have the loyalty, of me good customers.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.
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Scooter: One Krabby Patty please.
  
'''Scooter''': Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?
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Mr. Krabs: But of course, my good customer. That'll be ten dollars.
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. (financial expert, is the lion that was chasing Plankton. Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs ten dollars)
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Scooter: Ten dollars? What happened to one dollar?
  
'''Scooter''': Stupid inflation.
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Mr. Krabs: Ahem, perhaps you'd like to speak to our financial expert. (financial expert, is the lion that was chasing Plankton. Scooter is scared, and gives Mr. Krabs ten dollars)
  
'''Mr. Krabs''': Thanks for your business. (everyone laughs, they then stop and walk away. The lion then growls, and the episode ends)
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Scooter: Stupid inflation.
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Mr. Krabs: Thank's for your buisness. (everyone laughs, they then stop and walk away. The lion then growls, and the episode ends)
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