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| | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] | | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] |
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| − | ==Characters== | + | == Characters == |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
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| | ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| − | (episode begins outside the Krusty Krab. A man is knocking on the doors)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.
| + | (Outside the Krusty Krab, a man is knocking on the doors) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk nonchalantly to the rear exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card up)
| + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk non-schelauntly to the real exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card |
| | + | up) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (opening SpongeBob's mouth) What? My machine has arrived?! (opens SpongeBob by his mouth painfully and getting out) Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.
| + | Squidward: He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Bring it in, boys. (the workers bring in a big machine covered with a cloak)
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? My machine has arrived?! Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's it, set her down easy. (putting it down)
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Bring it in boys.<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending! (walks off)
| + | Mr. Krabs: That's it, set her down easy.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': What is it?
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Only the greatest money maker since the Krabby Patty. Gentlemen, meet ''skill crane''. (pulls off the cloak revealing a grab machine with toys in it)
| + | Squidward: What is it?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, skill crane.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Only the greatest money maker since the krabby patty. Gentlemen, meet "skill crane".<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. (takes out two golden coins)
| + | SpongeBob: Ooh, skill crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. |
| | + | (takes out two golden coins)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No thanks, I'll pass.
| + | SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Come on Squidward, you know you want to.
| + | Squidward: No thanks, I'll pass.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) OK, if you insist. (takes coin, puts it in his pocket and walks away) Thanks. | + | Mr. Krabs: C'mon Squidward, you know you want to.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! In the machine.
| + | Squidward: (sighs) Ok, if you insist. (takes coin and puts it in his pocket) Thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks to the machine) Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Squidward! In the machine.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a two-note "wah-wah" tune is played along with the sound of laughter over a speaking voice while "YOU LOSE!" is shown) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!
| + | Skill Crane: You lose!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': My work here is done. (leaves)
| + | Squidward: Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': They don't call me "Squidward 'Manual Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and SpongeBob imitates him)
| + | Mr. Krabs: My work here is done.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, why don't I give it a try.
| + | Squidward: They don't call me "Squidward 'Manually Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and so does SpongeBob)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Haha, good luck. You'll...
| + | SpongeBob: Well, why don't I give it a try.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a "ta-da" tune is played along with the sound of sirens while "WINNER!" is shown) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Haha, good luck. You'll...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a toy cat. He presses the button and the crane pulls it up but drops it) | + | SpongeBob: It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "YOU LOSE!" sound again over the voice) ''Loser.'' | + | Squidward: Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a cat but the crane drops it) |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.
| + | Skill Crane: Loser!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Well thank you for saying so.
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.<br> |
| | + | Squidward: Well thank you for saying so.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)
| + | SpongeBob: Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again...
| + | Squidward: Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again... |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "WINNER!" sound again) ''Winner!''
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': There ya go, Beary. (gives the toy cat to him)
| + | SpongeBob: There ya go, Beary.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.
| + | Squidward: Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Hmph. I bet I could win at this thing the very next time I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears above Squidward as he frowns in recalling)
| + | Squidward: Hmph. I bet I win at this thing I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears |
| | + | above Squidward)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (points at the skill crane and smugly walks off. Bubble-wipe to later in the day. Squidward is behind the register)
| + | Squidward: Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (later, Squidward is behind the register)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (we hear the sirens from the skill crane's "WINNER!" sound from offscreen. SpongeBob walks by with a toy blue sea horse from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner again. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (same sound as before is heard. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink sea serpent from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Okay, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so proud.
| + | SpongeBob: (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a blue prize animal from the skill crane) Hey, |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (distinct scratchy voice) ''Squid-ward.'' (crane swings back and forth to say "hi") ''Squid-ward.''
| + | Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink prize animal from the skill crane) Hey, |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) Oh, what the...? Alright. Let's get this over with. (reaches in his pockets to get some coins and grabs a dollar)
| + | Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Ok, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so |
| | + | proud.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change? (takes Squidward's dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.
| + | Skill Crane: (distinct scratchy voice) Squid-ward. (crane swinging back and forth) Squid-ward.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Gee, thanks.
| + | Squidward: (sighs) What the...alright. Let's get this over with.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change? (takes Squidward’s dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: Gee, thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after dollar)
| + | Mr. Krabs: No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)<br> |
| | + | Skill Crane: You lose.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane once again makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change?
| + | dollar)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No.
| + | Skill Crane: You lose!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Why?
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Because...I'm...all...out...of... (yells in Mr. Krabs' face) '''''MONEY!!'''''
| + | Squidward: No.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': All out of...? Hmmm. (bubble-wipe to sometime later. Krabs comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Why?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) But Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.
| + | Squidward: Because...I'm all out of money!!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the...no, it's payday me boy. (gives him money) Here's your check, SpongeBob.
| + | Mr. Krabs: All out of...? Hmmm. (later, comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (leaves) Money, money, money, money, money, money.
| + | SpongeBob: (gasps) But, Mr Krabs, today is Monday.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundry, buy a soda or something. (grins)
| + | Mr. Krabs: What the...no it's payday me boy.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Very funny, Mr. Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with this quarter, (holds up a quarter) I'm walking away. (time card appears)
| + | SpongeBob: Money, money, money, money, money, money.<br> |
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| − | '''French Narrator''': ''Six hours later...'' (Squidward is sitting on ground with empty bag over his head. SpongeBob walks in)
| + | Mr. Krabs: I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundary, buy a |
| | + | soda or something.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)
| + | Squidward: Very funny, Mr Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with (this) quater, I'm walking away.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''You are a winner!'' (a toy clown fish and duckling come out)
| + | Narrator: Six hours later...<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Huh?
| + | SpongeBob: (Squidward sitting on ground with empty bag over head) Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to |
| | + | win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in the clown fish) What's that, 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves a toy octopus and puts the toy clown fish in the middle of a toy lion and pig) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, Squidward.
| + | Skill Crane: You are a winner. (two prizes come out)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (scoots out. Bubble-wipe to Squidward scooting his way into his house. Sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he is unsuccessful and it makes a "loser" sound like the skill crane. Uses his eye instead) Ye-ahh! (sinks to the floor. Bubble-wipe to Squidward now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers but he can't and they make sounds of the loud alarm like the skill crane) Ooh, phooey! (shivers and tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it as it makes another alarm sound) I gotta win that crane! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank who sniffs a tear. Bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab sometime later. SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at what he sees when he enters. Squidward is on the floor with his arms on the crane like bowing and begging) Just once! Please, oh please, let me win one time!
| + | Squidward: Huh?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squid, I think you have a problem. | + | SpongeBob: Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in one of the prizes) What's that 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit |
| | + | next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves the prizes around) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, |
| | + | Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out hundreds of quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?
| + | Squidward: (scoots his way into his house and then sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he fails. Uses his eye instead) |
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| − | '''Squidward''': The deed to my house. | + | Ye ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers |
| | + | but he can't) Ooh, phooey!! (tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it) I gotta win that |
| | + | crane!!!!!!! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank. Later, SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at |
| | + | what he sees when he enters) Just once. Please, oh please, let me win one time.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Okey-dokey, then. Carry on.
| + | SpongeBob: Squid, I think you have a problem.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh! (sobs) If I can just win once, I'd never play again! (continues sobbing) | + | Mr. Krabs: No he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out all the quarters |
| | + | that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine?
| + | Squidward: The deed to my house.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?
| + | Mr. Krabs: Okie dokie then. Carry on.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm. | + | Squidward: (cries) If I can just win once, I'd never play again.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Tell me the secret.
| + | SpongeBob: Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Are you ready to be a winner?
| + | Squidward: (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.
| + | SpongeBob: Mm-hmm.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah?
| + | Squidward: Tell me the secret.<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Are you ready to be a winner?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yeah.
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.<
| + | Squidward: Yeah.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob! The secret?!
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, OK. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob! The secret?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Close your eyes?
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, ok. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.
| + | Squidward: Close your eyes?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, that's ludi--
| + | SpongeBob: Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Oh, that's...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': See? Now you try.
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...
| + | SpongeBob: See? Now you try.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, do you wanna win or not?
| + | Squidward: This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (presses face against machine) Yes, yes, I do!
| + | SpongeBob: Squidward, do you wanna win or not?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, put your quarter in.
| + | Squidward: (presses face against machine) Yesssss. Yes, I do.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': But this is my last quarter.
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, put your quarter in.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': In the machine, Squidward.
| + | Squidward: But, this is my last quarter.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Okay-okay.
| + | SpongeBob: In the machine, Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing the game and getting a brown bear) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.
| + | Squidward: Ok-ok.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!''
| + | SpongeBob: Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing |
| | + | the game) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner!
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You're a winner!
| + | Squidward: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Wi-i-i-i-i-inner. (over loudspeaker) I'm a winner everybody! you hear that?! (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs' office) I'm...a winner.
| + | SpongeBob: You're a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (frowns) That's funny. Last I checked, you were a cashier. | + | Squidward: I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Winner. (over loud-speaker) I'm a winner everybody. You hear that? (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs office) I'm a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yukking in the presence of a winner! Ha! (runs out and slams door)
| + | Mr. Krabs: That's funny. Last time I checked you were a cashier.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters...3,499 of Squidward's quarters...
| + | Squidward: Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yoking (looking) it up in front of a winner. Ha!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Triple decker, on deck. | + | Mr. Krabs: I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters. 3,499 of Squidward's quarters.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (slams door in SpongeBob's face) Make way for the winner! (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker
| + | SpongeBob: Triple decker, on deck.<br> |
| − | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion. Cut to a child at the skill crane)
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser) ''You lose.'' (kid sighs)
| + | Squidward: (slams door in SpongeBob face) Make way for the winner. (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker |
| | + | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You didn't win the prize?
| + | Skill Crane: You lose! (little kid sighs)<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No. | + | Squidward: You didn't win the prize?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You know what that means?
| + | Billy: No.<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No, what?
| + | Squidward: You know what that means?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm the winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries! (laughs. Billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (continues "ow"ing. Bubble-wipe to Squidward and SpongeBob walking out the Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?
| + | Billy: No, what?<br> |
| | + | Squidward: It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm a winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I sure did.
| + | cries! (billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! (later, Squidward and SpongeBob are walking out the |
| | + | Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I just closed my eyes and became the crane. (SpongeBob is becoming irritated)
| + | SpongeBob: I sure did.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh.
| + | Squidward: I just closed my eyes and became the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I think I had the magic touch. | + | SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, you're the man.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (boringly) Oh, yeah, you're the man.
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)
| + | Squidward: Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.
| + | SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane.
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wait, Squidward!
| + | SpongeBob: He did it. Yay, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': He did it. Yay, Squidward!
| + | Construction Worker: You know this guy?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the... | + | SpongeBob: Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a |
| | + | bunch of buildings over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': You know this guy? | + | Squidward: (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (can't control crane) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! |
| | + | (crane chases after SpongeBob & workers) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Don't be the crane. Don't be the crane. |
| | + | (crane spins around fast and heads towards the Krusty Krab destroying it)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a bunch of buildings in the "Your New Mall" over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess as the workers look in furious frustration) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes!
| + | Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (cannot control crane and he ends up waving the I-beam and smashes away the construction workers by the beam. The crane charges uncontrollable towards SpongeBob) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! (crane chases after SpongeBob and the workers as SpongeBob runs with his eyes after gasping) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Okay, don't be the crane! Don't be the crane! (crane spins around fast holding the beam like a helicopter. Screams as he is spun around in the crane. The workers and SpongeBob scream as they rush to safety. The crane flies off a hill and heads towards the Krusty Krab as the workers duck inside the restaurant. The crane crashes into the Krusty Krab destroying it)
| + | Squidward: Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the?! | + | Construction Worker: Just where do you think you're going, crane master?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks out when trying to flee) Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker as the other workers surround him) | + | Construction Worker #2: You ain't going anywhere.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': Just where do you think you're going, crane master?
| + | SpongeBob: (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his prize) I guess I can only |
| | + | pick up toys.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker #2''': You ain't going anywhere. (they prepare to beat up Squidward but notice the crane claw fly down. SpongeBob is in the crane closing his eyes.
| + | Squidward: Uh-oh! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his bear) I guess I can only
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| − | pick up toys. (the construction workers growl as they prepare to beat Squidward up)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Uh-oh!
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