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| | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] | | Episode Article: [[Skill Crane]] |
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| − | ==Characters== | + | == Characters == |
| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | + | |
| − | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | + | *[[SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Squidward]] |
| | + | *[[Mr. Krabs]] |
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| | ==Dialogue== | | ==Dialogue== |
| − | (episode begins outside the Krusty Krab. A man is knocking on the doors)
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| − | '''Squidward''': Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.
| + | (Outside the Krusty Krab, a man is knocking on the doors) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk nonchalantly to the rear exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card up)
| + | Squidward: Mr. Krabs, some guy in a suit wants to come in before we open.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Guy in a suit? No, it's a tax collector! (jumps inside SpongeBob) Hide us, SpongeBob! (takes the register in with him) We'll just walk non-schelauntly to the real exit. (man knocks on the door again but holding up a business card up) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (opening SpongeBob's mouth) What? My machine has arrived?! (opens SpongeBob by his mouth painfully and getting out) Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.
| + | Squidward: He's got a card. (reading business card) R.A. Penny Pincher: Vending Supplies.<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Bring it in, boys. (the workers bring in a big machine covered with a cloak)
| + | Mr. Krabs: (opening SB's mouth)What? My machine has arrived?!(getting out) Oh, let 'em in, let 'em in, let 'em in.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': That's it, set her down easy. (putting it down)
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Bring it in boys.(the workers bring in a big machine covered with a cloak)<br> |
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| − | '''R.A. Penny Pincher''': Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending! (walks off)
| + | Mr. Krabs: That's it, set her down easy. (putting it down)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': What is it?
| + | R.A. Penny Pincher: Here are the keys, Mr. Krabs. Happy vending!(He goes)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Only the greatest money maker since the Krabby Patty. Gentlemen, meet ''skill crane''. (pulls off the cloak revealing a grab machine with toys in it)
| + | Squidward: What is it?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, skill crane.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Only the greatest money maker since the krabby patty. Gentlemen, meet Skill Crane! (He pulls off the cloak revealing a grab machine with toys in it)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. (takes out two golden coins)
| + | SpongeBob: Ooh, Skill Crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing will pay for itself in no time. Which reminds me, step up boys. First one's free. (takes out two golden coins)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No thanks, I'll pass.
| + | SpongeBob: Thanks, Mr. Krabs. (takes coin)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Come on Squidward, you know you want to.
| + | Squidward: No thanks, I'll pass.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) OK, if you insist. (takes coin, puts it in his pocket and walks away) Thanks. | + | Mr. Krabs: C'mon Squidward. You know you want to.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Squidward! In the machine.
| + | Squidward: (sighs) Ok, if you insist. (takes coin, puts it in his pocket and goes) Thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks to the machine) Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)
| + | Mr. Krabs: Squidward! In the machine.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a two-note "wah-wah" tune is played along with the sound of laughter over a speaking voice while "YOU LOSE!" is shown) ''You lose.''
| + | Squidward: Alright, alright. (puts coin in machine and moves crane) Oh boy, what fun. (crane almost pulls out a dinosaur)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!
| + | Skill Crane: You lose!<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': My work here is done. (leaves)
| + | Squidward: Did you see that, SpongeBob? I almost got that on my first try!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': They don't call me "Squidward 'Manual Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and SpongeBob imitates him)
| + | Mr. Krabs: My work here is done. (He goes)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, why don't I give it a try.
| + | Squidward: They don't call me "Squidward 'Manually Dexterity' Tentacles" for nothing. (moves his tentacles up and down and so does SpongeBob)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Haha, good luck. You'll...
| + | SpongeBob: Well, why don't I give it a try.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (a "ta-da" tune is played along with the sound of sirens while "WINNER!" is shown) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Haha, good luck. You'll...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a toy cat. He presses the button and the crane pulls it up but drops it) | + | SpongeBob: It's a bear! I'm gonna call you 'Beary'.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "YOU LOSE!" sound again over the voice) ''Loser.'' | + | Squidward: Heh, beginner's luck. Now it's the masters turn. (puts another coin in and grabs a toy cat. He presses the button and the crane pulls it up but drops it)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.
| + | Skill Crane: Loser!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Well thank you for saying so.
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, Squidward, you flipped him over. That takes an awful amount of skill.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)
| + | Squidward: Well thank you for saying so.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again... | + | SpongeBob: Beary says he's getting lonely. Don't worry Beary I'll get you a friend. (enters a coin in the skill crane)<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the "WINNER!" sound again) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Ha! If you think you're winning that thing again... |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': There ya go, Beary. (gives the toy cat to him)
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.
| + | SpongeBob: There ya go, Beary. (gives the toy cat to him)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)
| + | Squidward: Oh, I loosened that one up for you. You would've never won that without my skill.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Hmph. I bet I could win at this thing the very next time I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears above Squidward as he frowns in recalling)
| + | SpongeBob: Wow, thanks for your help, Squidward. (walks off)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.
| + | Squidward: Hmph. I bet I win at this thing I try. Now all I have to do is... (thought bubble with Mr. Krabs in it appears above Squidward)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (points at the skill crane and smugly walks off. Bubble-wipe to later in the day. Squidward is behind the register)
| + | Mr. Krabs: At a quarter a pop, this thing pays for itself in no time.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (we hear the sirens from the skill crane's "WINNER!" sound from offscreen. SpongeBob walks by with a toy blue sea horse from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner again. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (same sound as before is heard. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink sea serpent from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Okay, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so proud.
| + | Squidward: Ha! I'm not falling for that malarkey. (later, Squidward is behind the register)<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (distinct scratchy voice) ''Squid-ward.'' (crane swings back and forth to say "hi") ''Squid-ward.''
| + | SpongeBob: (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a toy blue sea horse from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a rabbit from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (skill crane makes the sound of a winner. SpongeBob walks by with a two-headed pink sea serpent from the skill crane) Hey, Squidward. (laughing from the kitchen) Ok, Mrs. Wiggles, order up. Beary cooked this one all by himself. Oh, he makes me so |
| | + | proud.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (sighs) Oh, what the...? Alright. Let's get this over with. (reaches in his pockets to get some coins and grabs a dollar)
| + | Skill Crane: (distinct scratchy voice) Squid-ward. (crane swinging back and forth) Squid-ward.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change? (takes Squidward's dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.
| + | Squidward: (sighs) What the...alright. Let's get this over with. (Reaches in his pockets to get some coins)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Gee, thanks.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change? (takes Squidward’s dollar and gives him four coins in exchange) There ya are.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)
| + | Squidward: Gee, thanks.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Mr. Krabs: No, no Mr. Squidward. Thank you. (Squidward inserts coin in machine)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after dollar)
| + | Skill Crane: You lose.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane once again makes the sound of a loser offscreen) ''You lose.''
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some more change? (gives Squidward more coins but Squidward keeps on losing over and over, dollar after dollar)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Need some change?
| + | Skill Crane: You lose!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': No.
| + | Mr. Krabs: Need some change?<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What? Why?
| + | Squidward: No.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Because...I'm...all...out...of... (yells in Mr. Krabs' face) '''''MONEY!!'''''
| + | Mr. Krabs: What? Why?<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': All out of...? Hmmm. (bubble-wipe to sometime later. Krabs comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.
| + | Squidward: Because...I'm all out of money!!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) But Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.
| + | Mr. Krabs: All out of...? Hmmm. (later, comes out of his office) Boys, it's payday.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the...no, it's payday me boy. (gives him money) Here's your check, SpongeBob.
| + | SpongeBob: (gasps) But, Mr. Krabs, today is Monday.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (leaves) Money, money, money, money, money, money. | + | Mr. Krabs: What the...no it's payday me boy. (gives him money)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundry, buy a soda or something. (grins)
| + | SpongeBob: (goes) Money, money, money, money, money, money.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Very funny, Mr. Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with this quarter, (holds up a quarter) I'm walking away. (time card appears)
| + | Mr. Krabs: I took the liberty of turning your paycheck into quarters. Just in case you wanna, oh I dunno, do laundry, buy a soda or something.<br> |
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| − | '''French Narrator''': ''Six hours later...'' (Squidward is sitting on ground with empty bag over his head. SpongeBob walks in)
| + | Squidward: Very funny, Mr. Krabs. If I can't win one of those stupid things with this quarter, I'm walking away.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)
| + | Narrator: Six hours later...<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''You are a winner!'' (a toy clown fish and duckling come out)
| + | SpongeBob: (Squidward sitting on ground with empty bag over head) Pardon me, Squidward. SpongeBear Junior here wants me to win him a little brother. (Squidward scoots to the side while SpongeBob inserts a coin into the machine)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Huh?
| + | Skill Crane: You are a winner. (a toy clown fish and duckling come out)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in the clown fish) What's that, 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves a toy octopus and puts the toy clown fish in the middle of a toy lion and pig) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, Squidward.
| + | Squidward: Huh?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (scoots out. Bubble-wipe to Squidward scooting his way into his house. Sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he is unsuccessful and it makes a "loser" sound like the skill crane. Uses his eye instead) Ye-ahh! (sinks to the floor. Bubble-wipe to Squidward now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers but he can't and they make sounds of the loud alarm like the skill crane) Ooh, phooey! (shivers and tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it as it makes another alarm sound) I gotta win that crane! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank who sniffs a tear. Bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab sometime later. SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at what he sees when he enters. Squidward is on the floor with his arms on the crane like bowing and begging) Just once! Please, oh please, let me win one time! | + | SpongeBob: Two in one quarter? That's not fair. (puts in the clown fish) What's that 'frown clown'? You'd rather sit next to the 'lovely lion'? (takes the crane and moves a toy octopus and puts the toy clown fish in the middle of a toy lion and pig) There you are, nice and cozy. See ya later, Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squid, I think you have a problem.
| + | Squidward: (scoots his way into his house and then sits on his couch) A little mind-numbing television ought to help me forget about that stupid machine. (tries to pick up the remote but every time he tries, he is unsuccessful. Uses his eye instead) |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': No, he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out hundreds of quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?
| + | Yeahh! (now in bed) You had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better. (tries to pull his covers but he can't) Ooh, phooey!! (shivers and tries to pick up the glass of water by his bed but drops it and breaks it) I gotta win that crane!!!!!!! (runs through his closet door and gets the piggy bank who sniffs a tear. Later, SpongeBob enters the Krusty Krab and freaks out at what he sees when he enters) Just once. Please, oh please, let me win one time.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': The deed to my house.
| + | SpongeBob: Squid, I think you have a problem.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': Okey-dokey, then. Carry on.
| + | Mr. Krabs: No he doesn't. You don't listen to him, Squidward. You keep playing until you win! (takes out all the quarters that were put in the machine and pours them into a bucket. A piece of rolled paper drops into the bucket) What's this?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh! (sobs) If I can just win once, I'd never play again! (continues sobbing)
| + | Squidward: The deed to my house.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine?
| + | Mr. Krabs: Okie dokie then. Carry on.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?
| + | Squidward: (cries) If I can just win once, I'd never play again.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm.
| + | SpongeBob: Hey, you want me to tell you the secret of how to win on this machine.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Tell me the secret.
| + | Squidward: (gasps) SpongeBob, there's a secret?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Are you ready to be a winner?
| + | SpongeBob: Mm-hmm.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.
| + | Squidward: Tell me the secret.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah?
| + | SpongeBob: Are you ready to be a winner?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yeah.
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | SpongeBob: Yeah?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yes.<
| + | Squidward: Yeah.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes?
| + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob! The secret?!
| + | Squidward: Yes.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, OK. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.
| + | SpongeBob: Yes?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Close your eyes?
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob! The secret?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, ok. I face the crane. Deposit my quarter. Then I close my eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Oh, that's ludi--
| + | Squidward: Close your eyes?<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!'' | + | SpongeBob: Quiet, Squidward. I'm being the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': See? Now you try. | + | Squidward: Oh, that's...<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, do you wanna win or not?
| + | SpongeBob: See? Now you try.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (presses face against machine) Yes, yes, I do!
| + | Squidward: This is ridiculous. If I close my eyes, how will I know where the...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': OK, Squidward, put your quarter in.
| + | SpongeBob: Squidward, do you wanna win or not?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': But this is my last quarter.
| + | Squidward: (presses face against machine) Yes, yes, I do.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': In the machine, Squidward.
| + | SpongeBob: Ok, Squidward, put your quarter in.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Okay-okay.
| + | Squidward: But, this is my last quarter.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing the game and getting a brown bear) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.
| + | SpongeBob: In the machine, Squidward.<br> |
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a winner) ''Winner!''
| + | Squidward: Ok-ok.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner!
| + | SpongeBob: Close your eyes. (Squidward does) Now be the crane. (while SpongeBob is telling him this, Squidward is playing the game and getting a brown bear) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': You're a winner!
| + | Skill Crane: Winner!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Wi-i-i-i-i-inner. (over loudspeaker) I'm a winner everybody! you hear that?! (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs' office) I'm...a winner.
| + | Squidward: Whoo-hoo! Yeah! I knew I could do it. I'm a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': (frowns) That's funny. Last I checked, you were a cashier.
| + | SpongeBob: You're a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yukking in the presence of a winner! Ha! (runs out and slams door)
| + | Squidward: I am a winner, aren't I? Winner, winner, winner! (twirls) Winner. (over loud-speaker) I'M A WINNER EVERYBODY! YOU HEAR THAT?! (cricket chirps due to the empty restaurant. Squidward goes into Mr. Krabs office) I'm...a winner.<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters...3,499 of Squidward's quarters...
| + | Mr. Krabs: That's funny. Last time I checked you were a cashier.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Triple decker, on deck. | + | Squidward: Yuk it up all you want, Mr. Krabs. But just remember, you're yoking (looking) in the presents since I'm a winner. Ha!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (slams door in SpongeBob's face) Make way for the winner! (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker | + | Mr. Krabs: I'll try to remember that. 3,498 of Squidward's quarters. 3,499 of Squidward's quarters.<br> |
| − | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion. Cut to a child at the skill crane)
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| − | '''Skill Crane''': (skill crane makes the sound of a loser) ''You lose.'' (kid sighs)
| + | SpongeBob: Triple decker, on deck.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You didn't win the prize?
| + | Squidward: (slams door in SpongeBob face) Make way for the winner. (door opens to SpongeBob having the triple decker |
| | + | hanging out of his mouth like an accordion)<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No.
| + | Skill Crane: You lose! (little kid sighs)<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': You know what that means?
| + | Squidward: You didn't win the prize?<br> |
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| − | '''Billy''': No, what?
| + | Billy: No.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm the winner, see my prize! You're a loser who sits and cries! (laughs. Billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (continues "ow"ing. Bubble-wipe to Squidward and SpongeBob walking out the Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?
| + | Squidward: You know what that means?<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': I sure did. | + | Billy: No, what?<br> |
| | + | Squidward: It means you have no skills and you're a loser! (laughs) I'm the winner, see my prize! You're the loser who sits and |
| | + | cries! (Billy kicks Squidward in the leg) Ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! Ow! OW! OW! (later, Squidward and SpongeBob are walking out the |
| | + | Krusty Krab) Did you see how I handled that crane?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I just closed my eyes and became the crane. (SpongeBob is becoming irritated)
| + | SpongeBob: I sure did.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh.
| + | Squidward: I just closed my eyes and became the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': I think I had the magic touch. | + | SpongeBob: Oh, yeah, you're the man.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (boringly) Oh, yeah, you're the man.
| + | Squidward: SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)<br> |
| | + | SpongeBob: Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': SpongeBob, look. (a real crane is just a few yards away. Squidward runs to it)
| + | Squidward: Be the crane.<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Uhh, Squidward I don't think the same principles apply.
| + | SpongeBob: Wait, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane.
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wait, Squidward!
| + | SpongeBob: He did it. Yay, Squidward!<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. (picks up an I-beam)
| + | Squidward: Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the...<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': He did it. Yay, Squidward!
| + | Construction Worker: You know this guy?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the... | + | SpongeBob: Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a |
| | + | bunch of buildings over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': You know this guy? | + | Squidward: (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (could not control crane) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! |
| | + | (crane chases after SpongeBob & workers) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Don't be the crane. Don't be the crane. |
| | + | (crane spins around fast and heads towards the Krusty Krab destroying it)<br> |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, that's Squidward. He's got the magic touch. (pokes the construction worker) Ding. (Squidward knocks a bunch of buildings in the "Your New Mall" over with the I-beam) Tada! (notices the mess as the workers look in furious frustration) Ah! Squidward, open your eyes!
| + | Mr. Krabs: What the...?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (opens eyes) Oh, uhh, be the crane. Be the crane. (cannot control crane and he ends up waving the I-beam and smashes away the construction workers by the beam. The crane charges uncontrollable towards SpongeBob) Look out, SpongeBob. I can't stop! (crane chases after SpongeBob and the workers as SpongeBob runs with his eyes after gasping) Be the crane. Be the crane. Be the crane. Okay, don't be the crane! Don't be the crane! (crane spins around fast holding the beam like a helicopter. Screams as he is spun around in the crane. The workers and SpongeBob scream as they rush to safety. The crane flies off a hill and heads towards the Krusty Krab as the workers duck inside the restaurant. The crane crashes into the Krusty Krab destroying it)
| + | Squidward: Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker)<br> |
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| − | '''Mr. Krabs''': What the?! | + | Construction Worker: Just where do you think you're going, crane master?<br> |
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| − | '''Squidward''': (walks out when trying to flee) Oh my. Oh my. Time to go, Teddy. (bumps into large construction worker as the other workers surround him) | + | Construction Worker #2: You ain't going anywhere.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker''': Just where do you think you're going, crane master?
| + | SpongeBob: (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his bear) I guess I can only |
| | + | pick up toys.<br> |
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| − | '''Construction Worker #2''': You ain't going anywhere. (they prepare to beat up Squidward but notice the crane claw fly down. SpongeBob is in the crane closing his eyes.
| + | Squidward: Uh-oh! |
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| − | '''SpongeBob''': (whistles) Hang on, buddy. I got ya. (uses crane to get Squidward but instead gets his bear) I guess I can only
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| − | '''Squidward''': Uh-oh!
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