Editing Episode Transcript: Sand Castles in the Sand

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Episode Article: [[Sand Castles in the Sand]]

==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
*[[Harold]]
*[[Scooter]]
*[[Lifeguard]]
*Bus Driver
*Fish#1
*Fish#2
*Fish#3
*Two sandgriffins

==Locations==
*[[Goo Lagoon]]
*[[Patrick's House]]

==Dialogue==
[[SpongeBob]] goes out of his house and knocks on Patrick's Rock.)

[[Spongebob]]: Get up [[Patrick]], it's time.

(The rock opens when [[Patrick]] wakes up from his sleep)

[[Patrick]]: Time for what?

([[Spongebob]] jumps into [[Patrick's house]]) 

[[Spongebob]]: The big shindig, remember?

[[Patrick]]: No. Besides, I don't really think my shins should be involved. (Wiggling his foot)  They're a bit flabby today.

[[Spongebob]]: That's shindig, buddy. We're spending at the beach in honor of our best friendship.

[[Patrick]]: The beach? Just you and me?

([[Spongebob]] rips his pants and his beach pants shows. Then [[Patrick]] tears off his skin, revealing his internal organs)

[[Patrick]]: So am I ready for the beach, [[Spongebob]]?

[[Spongebob]]: Oh, sure. A little sunscreen will be fine.

(A bus stops. [[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]] lift a huge bag into the bus' door.) 

[[Spongebob]]: I'm spending at the beach the whole day with my best friend.

([[Spongebob]] puts the huge bag on a chair beside a fish. [[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]] sit on the chair but the fish is uncomfortable.)

Fish #1: You're hurting me!

(The bus moves. [[Spongebob]] talks to [[Harold]].)

[[Spongebob]]: Guess what?

[[Harold]]: (worried) what?

[[Spongebob]]: (shouting) I'M GOING TO THE BEACH WITH MY BEST FRIEND!!! (Then, he taps on the shoulder of the bus driver.)

[[Spongebob]]: Oh, bus driver....

Bus driver: (crankily) what?!

[[Spongebob]]: Okay. Everyone in this bus. Guess which one is my best friend.

Bus driver: I don't care!

[[SpongeBob]]: You know what this situation calls for? (Brings out a guitar while [[Patrick]] brings out an accordion) A few verses of "The Best Friend Tune!" (Singing) Best friends-

(The bus stops. [[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]] fall down from the bus. The bus moves from them.)

[[Spongebob]]: Hey, wait! This is not our stop! Oh, how we gonna get to the beach now, [[Patrick]]. We didn't know where we are.

[[Patrick]]: I know it. We've been abandoned!

[[Spongebob]]: No! (They start crying) No, [[Patrick]]. I don't want to stuck here.

(A ball hits Spongebob's head)

[[Scooter]]: Little help, bro?

[[Spongebob]]: Look, Patrick. We made it. Hey, best friend. Check this out. ([[Spongebob]] shows his butt but there's a hip on it. [[Spongebob]] takes a plastic disc from his butt.) It's a small plastic disc that you throw.

[[Patrick]]: Small plastic disc that you throw?! I love playing small plastic disc that you throw.

[[Spongebob]]: I do to, buddy. If only small plastic disc that you throw have a shorter catchier name.

[[Patrick]]: Oh. Oh! How about, small plastic disc that you "toss"

[[Spongebob]]: Perfect! Run along [[Patrick]] and I'll "toss" it to ya! ([[Patrick]] runs and [[Spongebob]] throws the plastic disc) Ready?

([[Patrick]] keeps running catching the plastic disc until he didn't realize that he step on two fish.)

Fish #2 and Fish #3: Ouch!!

([[Patrick]] steps in the sand but the sand spread to someone's sandwich)

[[Nat]]: Ha, ha! Now that’s why they call a "sand"wi... ([[Patrick]] spreads into Nat's mouth)

([[Patrick]] keeps running to chase the plastic disc but he didn't realize that he almost hit two fishes lifting a mirror, but he destroys an ice-cream parlor and the life guard tower. When the life guard tower is destroyed, he got the plastic disc.)

[[Patrick]]: I got it! Wasn't that cool, [[Spongebob]]?

Life Guard: I can assure you that was not cool. Just look at what you've done. Your buffoonery has destroyed the whole life guard tower! Why don't you find something that is less obnoxious?

[[Patrick]]: Like what?

Life guard: I don't know. Go play in the sand or something.

[[Patrick]]: I don't know. Playing with the sand sounds pretty boring.

[[Spongebob]]: Nonsense, [[Patrick]]. There are plenty of fun things to do in the sand. We can draw or practice our cursive writing or-

[[Patrick]]: Boring, Spongebob, boring.

[[Spongebob]]: I know, we can made sandcastles.

[[Patrick]]: That's sounds unboring.([[Patrick]] hits his arm to [[Spongebob]].)

[[Spongebob]]: No one's ever annoyed by a sand castle. (Laughs)

[[Spongebob]]: Nothing quite like to joy of sand castling.(He is building a sandcastle. He talks to a fish that fish he made on the window) ain’t that right, buddy. How you doing over there?

[[Patrick]]: Everything's dandy in [[Patrick]]'s Kingdom.(He starts building a "sandcastle". Then stopped when [[Spongebob]] talks.)

[[Spongebob]]: Oh, a structure like that will not protect the king and the subjects. Here let me help you. First, you should start all over. (Starts building sandcastle but stops when [[Patrick]] talks)

[[Patrick]]: What are you doing? You're destroying my castle.

[[Spongebob]]: I'm just trying to help, buddy.

[[Patrick]]: I don't need any help.

(A fish came)

[[Billy]]: For the architect your pleasure with questions.

[[Patrick]]: Why, thank you. Here's a little something for you. ([[Patrick]] gives sand money to [[Billy]]. But the sand breaks.)

[[Spongebob]]: I suppose I'll just attend affairs with my own briem. And I'll start making a queen to rule by your side. (A sand ball destroys the castle)

[[Patrick]]: Now, we're even.

[[Spongebob]]: All, right Patrick. Have it your way.(He make a line between [[Patrick]]'s and his) you keep to your territory and I'll keep mine.(He builds his sandcastle fast)

([[Patrick]] looks at his blueprints and throws it away)

[[Patrick]]: This will show [[Spongebob]] he's not the only one who can build a castle. (He builds his sandcastle fast.) Let see [[Spongebob]] destroy this castle.

[[Spongebob]]: I'd better build a wall just in case King "Pinky" get any funny ideas.(He builds the wall fast and realized that Patrick's castle is more in the line.) Oh, sir. You build it on my side.

[[Patrick]]: So?

[[Spongebob]]: So you don't do that! (He cuts [[Patrick]]'s castle according the line) There. That restores the enter pity of our share borders.

[[Patrick]]: You tyrant! You do it again! (He takes a sand ball and makes it a small hammer) I'll show you what for.

[[Spongebob]]: But for what?

([[Patrick]] run pass through the line and destroys [[Spongebob]]'s castle using the hammer.) 

[[Patrick]]: Now we're even. Again!

[[Spongebob]]: Okay, [[Patrick]]. I can except that. No more destruction point moving forward, okay? Okay, back to the square one again. (He go back make a huge sandcastle like a real castle. He looks at Patrick building a sand castle using a telescope. [[Patrick]] finishes his castle.)  

[[Patrick]]: Ah-ha! (He stand on the top of his huge sandcastle with many pointy arrows.)

([[Spongebob]] plays a sand trumpet)

[[Spongebob]]: I hereby purpose announce an treaty hostility between our two kingdoms.(He gives [[Patrick]] a sand feather and a sand border to sign. Patrick signs it.) [[Patrick]]. By signing this historic armistice, you have brought peace on our land. May your kingdom prosper.(He walks into his door) that went well.(An arrow hits his wall) what are you doing? What about the treaty?

[[Patrick]]: This treaty is the sand is printed on. (The sand board disintegrates) 

[[Patrick]]: Oh, is that so? Well you think you can take down this castle, my answer is: Bring it on! 

(Patrick laughs. He builds a new horse and knight army and [[Spongebob]] shocks.)

[[Spongebob]]: (coughs) Patrick, I'm trying to be the nice guy here. Let's call the silly business off.

[[Patrick]]: No way! You started it!

[[Spongebob]]: Fine! Have it your way. (He walks away. He gets ready to cut a rope on his catapult releasing sand boulders.)

[[Patrick]]: No, no, no, no.

(S[[Spongebob]] cuts the rope and the rocks destroys the horse and knight army while [[Patrick]] run into his castle. [[Spongebob]] laughs and play his sand horn to call his man-alive army. His four army run towards [[Patrick]]'s castle. His armies try to get into the castle while [[Patrick]] is building something. His army’s success to get in but [[Patrick]] already makes a sand cannon.) 

[[Patrick]]: Oh, hello. And goodbye. (The sand ball from the cannon chases [[Spongebob]]'s armies. They get through into his castle.)

[[Spongebob]]: Come on! (The rock stops and looks both ways) How do you like them apples? (The rock goes over into the castle and destroys the armies like bowling pins.)

[[Patrick]]: (laughing) you’ll never win! Do you hear me?

([[Spongebob]] puts his thumb on a scanner, entering a high-tech planning room in his castle. Then he talks to a sand general)

[[Spongebob]]: Um. Um. Well good, general. We'll create a surprise military diversion break enemy lines. What say you? (Half of general’s head disappears) Yes! We shall ready our ship immediately. (He makes something from sand. A tank smashes through [[Spongebob]]'s castle.) How do you like me now? 

(A robot like optimus prime smash out from [[Patrick]]'s castle.)

[[Patrick]]: I like you this much! (The robot walks towards [[Spongebob]]'s tank and lifts up.)

[[Spongebob]]: No!

[[Patrick]]: Feel me! (His robot tries to punch the tank. But [[Spongebob]] manages to blast his tank cannon to the robots head. The robot explodes. [[Spongebob]] goes out from his tank and go into the robot's head)

[[Spongebob]]: [[Patrick]]? [[Patrick]], are you okay?!

[[Patrick]]: Question is: Will you be? ([[Patrick]] punches a button and the robot head flies while [[Spongebob]] hangs on the head. [[Spongebob]] falls from the robot head.)

[[Spongebob]]: (screams and pulls out his sand parachute and he laughs.)

[[Patrick]]: Hey, no fair!

[[Spongebob]]: All fair is love in war my friend slash enemy. Or should I say my friendenemy.(He pushes a button on a remote. He safely lands on his sand jet and jet chases the robot head. The jet targets) let’s have some real fun! (He pushes button and the rocket shoots towards [[Patrick]]'s head robot. [[Patrick]] tries to avoid the rocket but it's still following it.)

[[Scooter]]: What was that? Come on, we gotta get out of here.(He takes his
Girlfriend and everybody at the beach runs from the beach.)

[[Patrick]]: Oh, yeah? Well, two can play with this game.(He pushes a button. A rocket comes out from the sand, flies and destroys the rocket. The rockets flies towards the jet. [[Spongebob]] tries to attract the rockets to destroy [[Patrick]]'s castle. [[Spongebob]] laughs.)

[[Patrick]]: I wasn't gonna do this but you left me no choice.(The robot head drops an atomic bomb on [[Spongebob]]'s castle) 

Griffin #1: (scream)

Griffin #2: Let's fly, dude! (He flies away with Griffin #1)

([[Patrick]] laughs and [[Spongebob]]'s jet flies toward the robot head. Then, the jet and the robot head explodes. [[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]] hurt hard.)

[[Patrick]]: Uhh, what happened?

Spongebob: I'll tell you what happened, [[Patrick]]. I got carried away.

[[Patrick]]: Me too. Was it worth it?

[[Spongebob]]: No! No it wasn't. What started out as a fun dream turned into a horrible brutal nightmare. If the winds of time change the silvering sand to deuce into a new landscape. So let us hope the wind of change to our spirits to deuce to a landscape of peace. Oh, buddy. Let's never forget this lesson. (They hug each other.) 

Life guard: Let's also not forget who's gonna clean this place up?

[[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]]: (disgusted noises)

Life guard: (shows [[Spongebob]] and Patrick a broom and a dustpan.) Better get started. ([[Spongebob]] grabs the broom while [[Patrick]] grabs the dustpan.) You've got a lot of work to do.  
  
[[Patrick]]: (looks at [[Spongebob]], looking at Patrick as he smiles.) Bet I can clean up faster than you!

[[Spongebob]]: Oh, yeah? Bet you can't! 

[[Patrick]]: (sweeps the sand with his hand) Yes, I can!

[[Spongebob]]: (sweeps the sand with his broom) No, I can!

([[Spongebob]] and [[Patrick]] fight until the episode ends)


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