Episode Transcript: New Fish in Town

Squidward: It's finally complete! After weeks and weeks of burning the candle at both ends... Literally.

{Turns toward candle burning at both ends}

Squidward: My first clarinet concerto is complete.

{Walks over to clarinet}

Squidward: {Puts clarinet music on music stand} And ready to be performed.

{Falls because of loud crash going on outside and drops papers. They fall on the candle burning at both ends, which causes a fire}

Squidward: NOOOOOO!

{Falls again}

Squidward: Now, I'm flummoxed.

{Squidward peeks outside his front door to see what is going on, when another loud crash erupts, making Squidward bonk his head on the top of his door several times}

Squidward: OW! OW! OW! OW! GRRRRR!

{We then see SpongeBob and Patrick standing in front of Patrick's house, pounding a For Rent sign into the ground]

SpongeBob: "Hit it one more time, Patrick. Don't want anyone stealing it."

{For Rent sign then crashes to a million pieces and falls to the ground}

SpongeBob: Perfect.

Squidward: GRRRRR! Alright, what's going on out here?! I can't even hear myself think!

Patrick: {Raises hand} OHH! OHH! Can you smell yourself think?

Squidward: No. As I was saying, you two-

Patrick: Or see?!

Squidward: NO!

Patrick: HOW, HOW about taste! Can you taste yourself think?!

Squidward: Shut it! What are you two dingbats doing?

SpongeBob: We were just posting Patrick's new For Rent sign. {Gestures towards the broken pieces of the For Rent sign laying on the ground} We worked on it all morning. See?

Squidward: For Rent? You mean... one of you is moving out? {Smiles really big}

SpongeBob: {Laughing} No! Patrick here is just gonna rent out his front yard.

Patrick: I need a little extra cash if you know.

Howard: We'll You Just Play it Yourself.

Squidward: Okay, here we go!.

(Howard and Squidward playing flutes together)

Squidward: (thinking) Wow! This is the happiest day of my life!.