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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
| − | *[[Mrs. Puff]] | + | *[[Poppy Puff|Mrs. Puff]] |
*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] | *[[Gary the Snail|Gary]] | ||
*Boating School Students | *Boating School Students | ||
*Bus Driver | *Bus Driver | ||
*Unnamed Fish | *Unnamed Fish | ||
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| + | ==Locations== | ||
| + | *[[SpongeBob's House]] | ||
| + | *[[Mrs. Puff's Boating School]] | ||
| + | *[[Boat Museum]] | ||
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | ( | + | (Episode Starts at Mrs. Puff's Boating School) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Remember class, there is only one way to park a boat: the safe way. You now see the importance of proper steering, and a properly calibrated anchor. (no one is listening, except for SpongeBob, who is writing notes and putting them in his brain) Which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance... (bell rings) | '''Mrs. Puff''': Remember class, there is only one way to park a boat: the safe way. You now see the importance of proper steering, and a properly calibrated anchor. (no one is listening, except for SpongeBob, who is writing notes and putting them in his brain) Which brings us to the subject of rudder maintenance... (bell rings) | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Wait a minute, class! Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. We will be going on a field trip to the boating museum. Now, run along kids. | '''Mrs. Puff''': Wait a minute, class! Remember, we will not be here tomorrow. We will be going on a field trip to the boating museum. Now, run along kids. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, the boating museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot. (laughs, then pretends his desk is a boat | + | '''SpongeBob''': Wow, the boating museum! Maybe tomorrow if I can impress Mrs. Puff with an extensive knowledge of boating history, she'll give me a boating license on the spot. (laughs, then pretends his desk is a boat, then goes out) See you tomorrow, Mrs. P. |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff''': Neptune, give me strength! ( | + | '''Mrs. Puff''': Neptune, give me strength! (cuts to SpongeBob's house at night time) |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Let's see. Huh, there she is. (reaches for, and gets bumped on the head with, a big book called "The History of all Boating Ever...") | + | '''SpongeBob''': Let's see. Huh, there she is. (SpongeBob reaches for, and gets bumped on the head with, a big book called "The History of all Boating Ever...") |
'''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob gets the book off his head) Meow? | '''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob gets the book off his head) Meow? | ||
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'''Gary''': Meow? | '''Gary''': Meow? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages, and still getting my required 8 hours of sleep, before the bus picks me up promptly at 8 | + | '''SpongeBob''': I'm perfectly capable of reading 7,400 pages, and still getting my required 8 hours of sleep, before the bus picks me up promptly at 8 A.M. tomorrow. Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like to get started. (Gary goes away) All right, let's see what this little pamphlet is all about. (reading) "Chapter 1: In the beginning, Neptune created the sail..." |
| − | ''' | + | '''Narrator''': 7:59 A.M. |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (finishes reading) "...but such tragedies will be avoided, with the flying boat of the future. The end." ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': (finishes reading) "...but such tragedies will be avoided, with the flying boat of the future. The end." (He is completely exhausted) Time for a little shut eye before... (falls asleep, then his alarm clock wakes him up) Mrs. Puff, can't this wait 'till tomorrow? (goes back to sleep, then wakes up) Hang on a minute, this is tomorrow! (runs out of his house, and sees the bus leaving) Hey, wait! Hey! (catches up with the boat) Mrs. Puff, please stop the bus! (knocks on window) |
'''Bus Driver''': What was that? | '''Bus Driver''': What was that? | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': SpongeBob? You look terrible! | '''Mrs. Puff''': SpongeBob? You look terrible! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I assure you, I am well rested and ready to learn. Who knows Mrs. Puff, before the day is out, you may have learned something yourself. (Mrs. Puff smells his B.O., and sprays him with " | + | '''SpongeBob''': I assure you, I am well rested and ready to learn. Who knows Mrs. Puff, before the day is out, you may have learned something yourself. (Mrs. Puff smells his B.O., and sprays him with "Shower in a Can") Hey, Mrs. Puff? |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, SpongeBob? | '''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, SpongeBob? | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Made What? | '''Mrs. Puff''': Made What? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': This. The | + | '''SpongeBob''': This. The H-N-S Pinifore. At 1 to 8,427 scale of course. |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Thank you, SpongeBob. | '''Mrs. Puff''': Thank you, SpongeBob. | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, SpongeBob? | '''Mrs. Puff''': Yes, SpongeBob? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Do you know how many rowers it takes to propel a | + | '''SpongeBob''': Do you know how many rowers it takes to propel a tririne? |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Well, that would be... | '''Mrs. Puff''': Well, that would be... | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Wasn't that the... | '''Mrs. Puff''': Wasn't that the... | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Did you know that in the future, all boats will be powered by dolphin manure? Did you know that the | + | '''SpongeBob''': Did you know that in the future, all boats will be powered by dolphin manure? Did you know that the H-M-S blutos was originally a racing boat before it became the royal family's private yacht? Do you know what scuffling is? What's bigger, a propeller, or a sleet? (cuts to later) Ever been on a... (boat stops, and SpongeBob gets propelled on to the windshield) |
'''Bus Driver''': We're here. (SpongeBob melts, and then turns back to normal outside.) | '''Bus Driver''': We're here. (SpongeBob melts, and then turns back to normal outside.) | ||
| − | '''Mrs. Puff''': Welcome class, to the boating museum. This enormous vessel was once the largest in all the seas. But now that it's been converted into a museum, it no longer moves. | + | '''Mrs. Puff''': Welcome class, to the boating museum. This enormous vessel, was once the largest in all the seas. But now that it's been converted into a museum, it no longer moves. |
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Actually, it | + | '''SpongeBob''': Actually, it get's taken to port once a year for maintenance. |
| − | '''Mrs. Puff''': If you don't mind | + | '''Mrs. Puff''': If you don't mind SpongeBob, I'll be doing the teaching today. |
'''SpongeBob''': No problemo, Mrs. P. (they walk into the museum) | '''SpongeBob''': No problemo, Mrs. P. (they walk into the museum) | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': I'd say this baby can hold up to ten clam fishers. | '''SpongeBob''': I'd say this baby can hold up to ten clam fishers. | ||
| − | '''Mrs. Puff''': Uhh... | + | '''Mrs. Puff''': Uhh... Sure, SpongeBob. |
'''SpongeBob''': Why, I bet they reel in up to 50 clams a day. | '''SpongeBob''': Why, I bet they reel in up to 50 clams a day. | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Moving on. Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship used to bring back exotic spices from far away lands. | '''Mrs. Puff''': Moving on. Over here we have the Sandy Nub. It was a cargo ship used to bring back exotic spices from far away lands. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) With 2 directing steam turbines, producing 6,500 horse power, geared up to triple screws | + | '''SpongeBob''': (laughs) With 2 directing steam turbines, producing 6,500 horse power, geared up to triple screws, (snaps) It'll get your spices where they need to go. |
'''Mrs. Puff''': (angry) Thank you again, SpongeBob. | '''Mrs. Puff''': (angry) Thank you again, SpongeBob. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': It's working, she's noting my vast knowledge! I can now taste the sweet, sweet, lamination of a fresh boating license! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': It's working, she's noting my vast knowledge! I can now taste the sweet, sweet, lamination of a fresh boating license! (cuts to them walking up to another boat) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': This class, is the Lady Scallion... | '''Mrs. Puff''': This class, is the Lady Scallion... | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': ...named after the captain's strict diet of scallions. Of which the crew complained, and the captain's | + | '''SpongeBob''': ...named after the captain's strict diet of scallions. Of which the crew complained, and the captain's odors strongly resembled. For 4 years, this brigesteen explored distant lands, discovering places unknown to anyone, except the people who all ready lived there. (Mrs. Puff is very angry) Are you ready to give me that license yet, Mrs. Puff? |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh, you're gonna get it, all right! | '''Mrs. Puff''': Oh, you're gonna get it, all right! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': I knew it! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': I knew it! (cuts to Mrs. Puff explaining about a boat, but SpongeBob has the class on the boat, then she opens a charcoal oven, revealing that SpongeBob is in there, then SpongeBob explains about some artifacts, then the field trip is over) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Okay, this is the end of the tour. Any thing to add SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (notices SpongeBob is not there. He is in the control room of the boat) | '''Mrs. Puff''': Okay, this is the end of the tour. Any thing to add SpongeBob? SpongeBob? (notices SpongeBob is not there. He is in the control room of the boat) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, boy! Here it is, the main controls. Just look at all this stuff. There's the triple oscillator, and there's the hoist | + | '''SpongeBob''': Ooh, boy! Here it is, the main controls. Just look at all this stuff. There's the triple oscillator, and there's the hoist pulley, and there's the booby trap, and there's the long range mast knob, and there's a hot dog with extra mustard. (gasps) And there is the starter mechanism. (points at key, but then points at the air conditioning button) That, right there. A.C., that's short for automatic cusitinata. And that's fancy, fancy talk for let's get this party started, like instantly! (SpongeBob presses it, then the air blows at him. He points it away from him, and the key accidentally goes in the starting position. The boat then starts) Phew, I'm glad that's over. (notices jellyfish) Oh, well that's a nice touch, what a soothing projection screen. (Mrs. Puff comes in) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': That's not a projection screen! (jumps in SpongeBob's lap) SpongeBob, stop it right now! | '''Mrs. Puff''': That's not a projection screen! (jumps in SpongeBob's lap) SpongeBob, stop it right now! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Yes, ma'am. (puts it in turbo speed) | + | '''SpongeBob''': Yes, ma'am. (SpongeBob puts it in turbo speed) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh sweet Poseidon! Move aside! I've gotta stop this ship before it plows into Bikini Bottom. Uhh, let's see, the first thing to turn off is... Oh, dear Neptune, I've never driven anything this advanced before. SpongeBob, I hope you knew what you were talking about, because it's up to you now! | '''Mrs. Puff''': Oh sweet Poseidon! Move aside! I've gotta stop this ship before it plows into Bikini Bottom. Uhh, let's see, the first thing to turn off is... Oh, dear Neptune, I've never driven anything this advanced before. SpongeBob, I hope you knew what you were talking about, because it's up to you now! | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Yes! Now, what I want you to do is, tighten the gurneys, then survey the poop deck, then... | '''Mrs. Puff''': Yes! Now, what I want you to do is, tighten the gurneys, then survey the poop deck, then... | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Stop! I know what to do! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Stop! I know what to do! (SpongeBob put's a captain hat on) I read a book. Chapter 1, batten down the hatches. (SpongeBob closes the windows) Next, lower anchor. (the anchor gets caught) Oh no, the anchor's stuck! I'm going to have to free it manually! I'll be right back. (SpongeBob goes out and pulls on the anchor, until he frees it. He then goes back to the control room) Done, and Done! Thirdly, utter a hearty sea man's laugh. (SpongeBob laughs a hearty laugh) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': Oh, my gravy! He even knows the hearty laugh. He has been doing his homework. | '''Mrs. Puff''': Oh, my gravy! He even knows the hearty laugh. He has been doing his homework. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': (Continues laughing, then finishes.) And finally, docro digra. The only way to park the largest ship ever built, is by performing the reverse 720 tale spin. |
'''Mrs. Puff''': (gasps) But that's never even been attempted before! | '''Mrs. Puff''': (gasps) But that's never even been attempted before! | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': You're right, it hasn't. Not until now! (does | + | '''SpongeBob''': You're right, it hasn't. Not until now! (SpongeBob does it, making the ship stop right before it hits Bikini Bottom. Both are relieved) |
'''Mrs. Puff''': SpongeBob, I don't know how, but you did it! You saved us all! Let's get off this thing. ...and the way you pulled the anchor out, genius! I never thought I'd say this, but here's your driver's license! | '''Mrs. Puff''': SpongeBob, I don't know how, but you did it! You saved us all! Let's get off this thing. ...and the way you pulled the anchor out, genius! I never thought I'd say this, but here's your driver's license! | ||
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'''Porter''': What are you two doing here? | '''Porter''': What are you two doing here? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob | + | '''SpongeBob''' & '''Mrs. Puff''': Huh? |
'''Porter''': No one should be on board while I'm tugging the museum into port. | '''Porter''': No one should be on board while I'm tugging the museum into port. | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, gosh. (laughs) Head lights are on! | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, gosh. (laughs) Head lights are on! | ||
| − | '''Mrs. Puff | + | '''Mrs. Puff''' & '''Porter''': Don't touch anything, you twit! (SpongeBob runs up the stairs) |
'''Porter''': Run! (they run, and the ship falls on top of them. Mrs. Puff puffs up at the top, and SpongeBob pops up) | '''Porter''': Run! (they run, and the ship falls on top of them. Mrs. Puff puffs up at the top, and SpongeBob pops up) | ||
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'''Mrs. Puff''': Good thing you studied. | '''Mrs. Puff''': Good thing you studied. | ||
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