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'''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Not even a chuckle! See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (camera zooms in on him) ...a robot! | '''SpongeBob:''' (gasps) Not even a chuckle! See, Squidward? He didn't laugh because he couldn't laugh because he's... (camera zooms in on him) ...a robot! | ||
− | '''Squidward:''' There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now | + | '''Squidward:''' There's a logical explanation why he didn't laugh, SpongeBob. He's obviously heard it before. The only reason you think Krabs is a robot is because you watched that stupid movie. Now why don't you... |
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs!<br> | '''SpongeBob:''' Hey, Mr. Krabs!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy? | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (runs up to the counter again) What? What is it, boy? | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's father never hugged him. Isn't that sad? (cries) |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work! | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Yes, I suppose that is rather sad, but Squidward can hug himself during his break! Now get back to work! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. | '''SpongeBob:''' Just like the robot in the movie. He couldn't cry either. | ||
− | '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know | + | '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, this is getting ridiculous. I'll have you know my father loved me very much! |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' That's the final test, Squidward | + | '''SpongeBob:''' That's the final test, Squidward; the love test. Robots can't love. |
'''Squidward:''' No, wait, SpongeBob! | '''Squidward:''' No, wait, SpongeBob! | ||
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'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob. | '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob. | ||
− | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Sorry. |
'''Mr. Krabs:''' (walks out of the restroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo- | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (walks out of the restroom, calmly) Ah, that's better. (walks back to his office) Bee-boo-boo-boo-bee-bop, boo- | ||
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records. Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob and Squidward enter) | records. Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where SpongeBob and Squidward enter) | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, hello | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Oh, hello boys. (SpongeBob and Squidward have angry looks on their faces) What can I do for you? (SpongeBob and Squidward angrily lock the door) Heh heh, why did you lock the door? Why do you have that rope? Who's watching the cash register?! (shot of outside the Krusty Krab where loud crashing and everyone screaming can be heard) SpongeBob! Squidward! What's the meaning of this?! Untie me this instant! |
'''Squidward:''' Shut up! (angrily slaps Mr. Krabs) | '''Squidward:''' Shut up! (angrily slaps Mr. Krabs) | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on?! | '''Mr. Krabs:''' Sweet Davy Jones, what the heck is going on?! | ||
− | '''Squidward:''' I said | + | '''Squidward:''' I said shut up, you bucket of bolts! (angrily slaps him again) |
− | '''SpongeBob:''' I can't take it! (runs off, | + | '''SpongeBob:''' I can't take it! (runs off, crying) |
'''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, are you okay? | '''Squidward:''' SpongeBob, are you okay? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' This is the last robot, Squidward. | '''SpongeBob:''' This is the last robot, Squidward. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo! ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was just a little calculator. No-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hoo! (cries) |
'''Squidward:''' I thought you said robots can't cry. | '''Squidward:''' I thought you said robots can't cry. | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' I also said they couldn't love. | '''SpongeBob:''' I also said they couldn't love. | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs:''' ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs:''' (crying) I loved it like it was me own. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Uh, at least he's not laughing. | '''SpongeBob:''' Uh, at least he's not laughing. |