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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
+ | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[What Zit Tooya]] | *[[What Zit Tooya]] | ||
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*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officer]] Johnson | *[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officer]] Johnson | ||
*[[Nancy|Susie Fish]] | *[[Nancy|Susie Fish]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(Mr. Krabs is laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward enter)<br> | (Mr. Krabs is laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward enter)<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': (grabs SpongeBob) How in Neptune's creation do you know all of these names, SpongeBob?<br> | '''Squidward''': (grabs SpongeBob) How in Neptune's creation do you know all of these names, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
− | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. (holds up a book named " | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. (holds up a book named "The Customers of the Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them. By SBSP")<br> |
'''Squidward''': (grabs the book) Thanks, SpongeBob! (jumps from table to table saying all the fishes names) | '''Squidward''': (grabs the book) Thanks, SpongeBob! (jumps from table to table saying all the fishes names) | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, you'll see it. Just keep looking.<br> | '''Squidward''': Oh, you'll see it. Just keep looking.<br> | ||
− | '''What Zit Tooya''': I can't see it.<br> | + | '''What Zit Tooya''': But I can't see it.<br> |
− | '''Squidward''': Well, that's too bad, 'cause I found what I was looking for. (runs off with the wallet)<br> | + | '''Squidward''': Well, that's too bad, 'cause I already found what I was looking for. (runs off with the wallet)<br> |
'''What Zit Tooya''': Hey! Come back here! Give me my wallet! (Light turns to "stop" and Squidward runs past a policeman eating a donut)<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': Hey! Come back here! Give me my wallet! (Light turns to "stop" and Squidward runs past a policeman eating a donut)<br> | ||
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'''What Zit Tooya''': Stop, thief!<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': Stop, thief!<br> | ||
− | '''Officer Johnson''': | + | '''Officer Johnson''': Do you know that guy?<br> |
− | '''What Zit Tooya''': (worried) | + | '''What Zit Tooya''': (worried) A little bit when I was eating lunch and he stole my wallet.<br> |
− | '''Officer Johnson''': What? | + | '''Officer Johnson''': What? Well, that makes him a dual offender. Let's get him! (Squidward runs up a ladder to the top of a building. Officer and fish follow him)<br> |
'''Squidward''': (laughs) Finally, the moment of truth! Say good-bye to anonymity, Mr...<br> | '''Squidward''': (laughs) Finally, the moment of truth! Say good-bye to anonymity, Mr...<br> | ||
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'''Officer Johnson''': Freeze, thief!<br> | '''Officer Johnson''': Freeze, thief!<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': No, you don't understand! I only want the wallet for...<br> | + | '''Squidward''': No, no, no, no, no, you don't understand! I only want the wallet for...<br> |
'''What Zit Tooya''': We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher. (tries not letting go of the wallet)<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher. (tries not letting go of the wallet)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': (grunting) This | + | '''Squidward''': (grunting) This ain't as it seems.<br> |
'''Officer Johnson''': That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk. (the wallet rips and money falls out. Squidward grabs his license)<br> | '''Officer Johnson''': That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk. (the wallet rips and money falls out. Squidward grabs his license)<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': His driver's license! (laughs) At last! At last! And your name is | + | '''Squidward''': His driver's license! (laughs) At last! At last! And your name is, wait a minute, Mr. What Zit Tooya? What kind of ridiculous name is that?<br> |
'''What Zit Tooya''': It's my ridiculous name! What Zit Tooya!<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': It's my ridiculous name! What Zit Tooya!<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': You mean no vacation?<br> | + | '''Squidward''': You mean, no vacation?<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, just the brochure. Well, gotta get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, just the brochure. Well, gotta get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': (sitting in the same cell) Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? (Squidward falls apart) | '''Patrick''': (sitting in the same cell) Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? (Squidward falls apart) | ||
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