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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
| + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] | ||
*[[What Zit Tooya]] | *[[What Zit Tooya]] | ||
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*[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officer]] Johnson | *[[Bikini Bottom Police Force|Officer]] Johnson | ||
*[[Nancy|Susie Fish]] | *[[Nancy|Susie Fish]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(Mr. Krabs is laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward enter)<br> | (Mr. Krabs is laughing in his office as he is reading a book. SpongeBob and Squidward enter)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that, so I decided to turn this into a contest. The employee who learns more names wins this. (Squidward takes a brochure and gasps)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': I thought you might say that, so I decided to turn this into a contest. The employee who learns more names wins this. (Squidward takes a brochure and gasps)<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': A tropical getaway? On the triple decker | + | '''Squidward''': A tropical getaway? On the triple decker Conhugo cruise liner? Sunbathing.... Parcheesi... ballroom dancing! This is gonna be so easy. SpongeBob doesn't realize that I'm the face of the Krusty Krab. While he's isolated in the kitchen all day, I'll be out here, building a rapport with the customers. (walks up to a female) Hello. May I get you anything else, Miss...<br> |
'''Christina''': Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service, Mr. Grouchy Squid guy?<br> | '''Christina''': Since when do you give two shrimps about customer service, Mr. Grouchy Squid guy?<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': I can't see anything in here, Squidward.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I can't see anything in here, Squidward.<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Keep looking, SpongeBob, keep on looking. (walks up to another fish) So, what's your name? (SpongeBob squeezes out of a mustard bottle)<br> | + | '''Squidward''': Keep looking, SpongeBob, keep on looking. (walks up to another fish)<br> |
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| + | '''Squidward''': So, what's your name? (SpongeBob squeezes out of a mustard bottle)<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Thaddeus!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Hi, Thaddeus!<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': (grabs SpongeBob) How in Neptune's creation do you know all of these names, SpongeBob?<br> | '''Squidward''': (grabs SpongeBob) How in Neptune's creation do you know all of these names, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. (holds up a book named " | + | '''SpongeBob''': Well, I simply compile the name of every customer in this book. (holds up a book named "The Customers of the Krusty Krab and Why I Love Them. By SBSP")<br> |
| − | '''Squidward''': (grabs the book) Thanks, SpongeBob! (jumps from table to table saying all the fishes names) | + | '''Squidward''': (grabs the book) Thanks, SpongeBob! (jumps from table to table saying all the fishes names)<br> |
'''Squidward''': Let's see. Halbert, Norma, Isabel, Gus, Chas, Pelar, Gus, Jess, Cara, Ivy, Harv, Mable, Mavis... (crawls over to a female fish who is eating her food) And your name is... Susie Fish, correct?<br> | '''Squidward''': Let's see. Halbert, Norma, Isabel, Gus, Chas, Pelar, Gus, Jess, Cara, Ivy, Harv, Mable, Mavis... (crawls over to a female fish who is eating her food) And your name is... Susie Fish, correct?<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': He's the ticket to your prize.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': He's the ticket to your prize.<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': (shoves SpongeBob) Out of the way, loser. (runs over to the customer) | + | '''Squidward''': (shoves SpongeBob) Out of the way, loser. (runs over to the customer)<br> |
| − | '''Squidward''' Um, hello. My name is Squidward. (customer looks at him with an annoyed face) Uh, so, what's your name?<br> | + | '''Squidward''': Um, hello. My name is Squidward. (customer looks at him with an annoyed face) Uh, so, what's your name?<br> |
'''What Zit Tooya''': What Zit Tooya.<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': What Zit Tooya.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Sure.<br> | '''Squidward''': Sure.<br> | ||
| − | '''What Zit Tooya''': Yeah, why don't you write this on your form. What Zit... (inhales deeply) ...Tooya! Now leave me alone! (eats his food and SpongeBob walks over)<br> | + | '''What Zit Tooya''': Yeah, why don't you write this on your form. What Zit... (inhales deeply) ...Tooya!! Now leave me alone! (eats his food and SpongeBob walks over)<br> |
'''Squidward''': I see he wants to play hard to get. So be it! I have ways of making the likes of him talk. (runs up to him with a cup of soda) Uh, sir, you forgot your soda.<br> | '''Squidward''': I see he wants to play hard to get. So be it! I have ways of making the likes of him talk. (runs up to him with a cup of soda) Uh, sir, you forgot your soda.<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Hey, look up in the sky! A giant meteor is hurtling towards earth.<br> | '''Squidward''': Hey, look up in the sky! A giant meteor is hurtling towards earth.<br> | ||
| − | '''What Zit Tooya''': Where? (Squidward reaches inside | + | '''What Zit Tooya''': Where? (Squidward reaches inside fish's jacket and takes out his wallet)<br> |
'''Squidward''': Oh, you'll see it. Just keep looking.<br> | '''Squidward''': Oh, you'll see it. Just keep looking.<br> | ||
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'''What Zit Tooya''': We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher. (tries not letting go of the wallet)<br> | '''What Zit Tooya''': We know exactly why you want it, wallet snatcher. (tries not letting go of the wallet)<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': (grunting) This | + | '''Squidward''': (grunting) This isn't as it seems.<br> |
'''Officer Johnson''': That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk. (the wallet rips and money falls out. Squidward grabs his license)<br> | '''Officer Johnson''': That's what you'll be saying in the slammer, punk. (the wallet rips and money falls out. Squidward grabs his license)<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': His driver's license! (laughs) At last! At last! And your name is... Mr. What Zit Tooya? What kind of ridiculous name is that?<br> | '''Squidward''': His driver's license! (laughs) At last! At last! And your name is... Mr. What Zit Tooya? What kind of ridiculous name is that?<br> | ||
| − | '''What Zit Tooya''': It's my ridiculous name! What Zit Tooya!<br> | + | '''What Zit Tooya''': It's my ridiculous name! What Zit Tooya!!!!<br> |
'''Officer Johnson''': (hits Squidward on the head with his nightstick and Squidward falls down) That's enough of that, ballyhoo. (handcuffs Squidward)<br> | '''Officer Johnson''': (hits Squidward on the head with his nightstick and Squidward falls down) That's enough of that, ballyhoo. (handcuffs Squidward)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, you mean that brochure. Well, that was the prize. The brochure. It was taking up too much room in me drawers, you know. It's your prize.<br> | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': You mean no vacation?<br> | + | '''Squidward''': You mean, no vacation?<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, just the brochure. Well, gotta get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Nope, just the brochure. Well, gotta get back to counting me loot. Enjoy your new prize, Squidward.<br> | ||
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'''Patrick''': (sitting in the same cell) Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? (Squidward falls apart) | '''Patrick''': (sitting in the same cell) Hey, Squidward. Parcheesi? (Squidward falls apart) | ||
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