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**[[Dennis]] | **[[Dennis]] | ||
**[[Old Man Jenkins]] | **[[Old Man Jenkins]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it. | Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it. | ||
| − | Plankton: Hmm. | + | Plankton: Hmm. Perhaps a pepper shaker was a bit obvious. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You think | + | Mr. Krabs: You think. SpongeBob! (SpongeBob runs onto the scene) |
SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! (Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth) | SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! (Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth) | ||
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(Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench) | (Cut to the park. Plankton is on a bench) | ||
| − | Plankton: Never | + | Plankton: Never, never. I'll never get Krabs's formula. Mr. Krabs is too powerful. Only there away of render in helpless. |
| − | Sadie: Aww, look at you | + | Sadie: Aww, look at you! You're so small, tiny and helpless! |
| − | Plankton: | + | Plankton: HEY! I resent that! Huh? |
(Cuts back to show Sadie with her baby) | (Cuts back to show Sadie with her baby) | ||
| − | Sadie: Why, you're so tiny and helpless that I could take your formula | + | Sadie: Why, you're so tiny and helpless that I could take your formula and you couldn't do a thing about it! (Takes bottle away from baby. He starts to cry until he gets it back) |
Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless...baby. | Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. That's it! Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless...baby. | ||
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Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (They lead him into a phone booth outside.) | Mr. Krabs: (A penny catches his eye) Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (They lead him into a phone booth outside.) | ||
| − | Plankton: (We see some green gas appear around Mr. Krabs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This | + | Plankton: (We see some green gas appear around Mr. Krabs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, revealing Mr. Krabs as a baby. The key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This is easier than I hoped. (Looks at Mr. Krabs) He's a little bigger than I imagined. (Mr. Krabs starts biting him) Ow! Ow! Ow! (releases him, but he can't reach for the doors) |
| − | SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here | + | SpongeBob: Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here alone, baby? I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! Oh, you're just too cute. Kutchi Kutchi Koo!(Laughs.) |
Plankton: Hello! If you're done making a total fool of yourself, I could use some help with this lock. | Plankton: Hello! If you're done making a total fool of yourself, I could use some help with this lock. | ||
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SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go. | SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. Here you go. | ||
| − | Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty secret formula will be mine! | + | Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty secret formula will be mine! Hello. |
SpongeBob: Police! Police! | SpongeBob: Police! Police! | ||
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(cut to the police taking Plankton away in handcuffs, but they're too big to hold him) | (cut to the police taking Plankton away in handcuffs, but they're too big to hold him) | ||
| − | Plankton: Fools | + | Plankton: Fools! You'll never hold me! These primitive shackles are no match for my genius! (jumps out of them) That was easy. I'm free! Free!!!!!! (police chase him) |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Squidward! I found this baby and it's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! |
| − | Squidward: I don't know about you, but I' | + | Squidward: I don't know about you, but I'll be on my coffee break. A very long coffee break. |
(scene cuts to the Chum Bucket) | (scene cuts to the Chum Bucket) | ||
| − | Plankton: | + | Plankton:And then that sponge called the cops! |
| − | Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time spray | + | Karen:Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time spray spongebab too. |
Plankton: What? | Plankton: What? | ||
| − | Karen: Listen carefully. Spray. | + | Karen:Listen carefully. Spray. |
Plankton: Yes. | Plankton: Yes. | ||
| − | Karen: Sponge. | + | Karen:Sponge. |
Plankton: OK. | Plankton: OK. | ||
| − | Karen: | + | Karen:Bab. |
Plankton:All right. | Plankton:All right. | ||
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Karen: Too! | Karen: Too! | ||
| − | Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and | + | Plankton: Now you're just talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and Spongebob. |
| − | Karen: | + | Karen: Thats what I... |
| − | Plankton:(interuppts) Na | + | Plankton:(interuppts) Na na, I don't want to hear any more of your loony schemes Karen.(Plankton jumps off chair) I've got work to do. (cuts to Krusty Krab) |
| − | + | SpongeBob: What's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? You thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (Krabs spits the bottle out of his mouth and he continues to cry) Okay, maybe you're hungry? Do you want a nice soft Krabby Patty? (flicks it away and continues to cry) Not even a Krabby Patty helps. How about a stack of twenties? | |
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Plankton: (comes in when Mr. Krabs is smelling the money) Hands in the air! (Both obey.) | Plankton: (comes in when Mr. Krabs is smelling the money) Hands in the air! (Both obey.) | ||
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SpongeBob: Plankton! | SpongeBob: Plankton! | ||
| − | Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (Sprays both, but Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal | + | Plankton: That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (Sprays both, but Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal. (sprays again) It seems the second dose acts as an antidote! One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! (sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal) Or is it three squirts for baby, and four squirts for adult? Barnacles, I've run out of gas! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Ehem! |
| − | Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. (Mr. Krabs is about to throw him) | + | Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. (Mr. Krabs is about to throw him) Come on, come on! (throws him. cut to Plankton flying in the air) I've got it! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: (checking the mailbox) | + | Mr. Krabs: (checking the mailbox) Better be something other than bills this time. (Plankton comes out) Plankton! |
Plankton: Peek-a-boo! | Plankton: Peek-a-boo! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (running back in the Krusty Krab) | + | Mr. Krabs: (running back in the Krusty Krab) I can't tolerate your stinky gas! |
| − | + | Old Customer: (farts) | |
Miss Shell: That makes two of us. | Miss Shell: That makes two of us. | ||
| − | + | Old Customer: I don't do it on purpose! | |
Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh...another penny! Come to papa! Now were we doing? | Mr. Krabs: You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! Ooh...another penny! Come to papa! Now were we doing? | ||
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Plankton: This! (sprays him) | Plankton: This! (sprays him) | ||
| − | Plankton: What's the matter, baby? | + | Plankton: What's the matter, baby? Are you gonna cry? (Mr. Krabs is turned into a senior citizen) What the heck happened to you? This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, | + | Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, Sonny? |
| − | Plankton: Out of my way, | + | Plankton: Out of my way, Manuseulla! You're old and useless. (SpongeBob comes out of nowhere) |
| − | SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, | + | SpongeBob: Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, old citizenry! |
Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! (sprays the gas on SpongeBob) | Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. Let's try this again! (sprays the gas on SpongeBob) | ||
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Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty! | Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: What was that, sonny? | + | SpongeBob: Eh? What was that, sonny? |
Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. | Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. | ||
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SpongeBob: What? | SpongeBob: What? | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: He's got the Krabby Patty! | + | Mr. Krabs: He's got the Krabby Patty! Get him! |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Can't you? |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Gesundheit. |
Plankton: Victory is mine! (shaken by the sound of walkers) | Plankton: Victory is mine! (shaken by the sound of walkers) | ||
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SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper! | SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! | + | Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! Oof. I'll catch up with the boy. |
SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting. | SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting. | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: (hatches an idea) That's it! | + | Mr. Krabs: (hatches an idea) That's it! Gotcha now, little nitwit! |
Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me! | Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) No! I demand you geezers release me! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The | + | Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. The pinata party. |
Plankton: What? | Plankton: What? | ||
| − | Senior Citizens: That's for calling us old. | + | Senior Citizens: That's for calling us old. I want candy! |
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(back at the Chum Bucket) | (back at the Chum Bucket) | ||
| − | Plankton: (mumbling)Of course! The final ingredient I'm lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just where to get it. | + | Plankton: (mumbling) 1 squirt equals baby, carry over the 2 plus the square root of SpongeBob. Of course! The final ingredient I'm lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just where to get it. |
(cut to the Barg'n Mart) | (cut to the Barg'n Mart) | ||
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Plankton: Excuse me, what isle did you get that from? | Plankton: Excuse me, what isle did you get that from? | ||
| − | + | The Pink Fish: You mean the Kelp-O? | |
| − | Plankton: No, that | + | Plankton: No, not that! The ugly drippy smelly thing. |
| − | + | The Pink Fish: Are you talking about my baby? Creep! (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him) | |
| − | Plankton: Ow | + | Plankton:Ow owww. What? Baby powder? This could be just what I need! Hey, buddy, is this made of real or artificial baby? (The Pink Fish runs over Plankton again)Ow! |
| − | Plankton: (Cut to Plankton back in his lab. He is pouring gas into small bombs) That powdered baby did the trick | + | Plankton: (Cut to Plankton back in his lab. He is pouring gas into small bombs) That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail! |
Karen:(sarcastically) Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?" | Karen:(sarcastically) Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?" | ||
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(SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula) | (SpongeBob starts biting him. he releases him and he lands in Patrick's diaper. Mr. Krabs is then seen sucking the Krabby Patty secret formula) | ||
| − | Plankton: Huh? I don't believe it! | + | Plankton: Huh? I don't believe it! Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! Give it here, you big stupid baby! |
(Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle) | (Mr. Krabs bashes Plankton with the bottle) | ||
| − | Plankton: Ouch! (Baby krabs hits him 2 times) I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! (Baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas) Hey! What are you doing? (the gas releases and it sprays Plankton) Uh-oh | + | Plankton: Ouch! (Baby krabs hits him 2 times) I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! (Baby SpongeBob starts playing with the gas) Hey! What are you doing? (the gas releases and it sprays Plankton) Uh-oh! |
(Plankton shrinks as the bottle squashed him and now he's inside a gray ameoba field) | (Plankton shrinks as the bottle squashed him and now he's inside a gray ameoba field) | ||
