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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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| + | *[[Gary]] | ||
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] | ||
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] | ||
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | ( | + | (While SpongeBob sleeps, Gary notices his food bowl is empty. So he slithers up to the diving board, jumps off, and licks SpongeBob, who giggles and wakes up) |
SpongeBob: Gary! What are you doing!?! | SpongeBob: Gary! What are you doing!?! | ||
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'''Gary''': Meow. | '''Gary''': Meow. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Oh my gosh! You're bowl's empty! ( | + | SpongeBob: Oh my gosh! You're bowl's empty! (Lady screams) Not to worry, Gare-gare! Food is on the way, faster than you can say (rushes to get food) "organic"! |
| − | '''Gary''': Meow? | + | '''Gary''': Meow? *Raspberries* |
SpongeBob: There ya go, Gary! (Gary sniffs it and rejects the food. He slithers over to a fungus growing on the floor, smiles, and eats some) Gary! Shame on you! I realize you're a bottomfeeder, but have some manners! You know you're not supposed to eat goop off the ground! Now go on and enjoy your health food! | SpongeBob: There ya go, Gary! (Gary sniffs it and rejects the food. He slithers over to a fungus growing on the floor, smiles, and eats some) Gary! Shame on you! I realize you're a bottomfeeder, but have some manners! You know you're not supposed to eat goop off the ground! Now go on and enjoy your health food! | ||
| − | '''Gary''': (mocking) Meow, meow, meow... (SpongeBob attempts to clean it, but to no avail) | + | '''Gary''': (mocking) Meow, meow, meow...(SpongeBob attempts to clean it, but to no avail) |
SpongeBob: What is this stuff, anyway? Doesn't seem to be coming off! (the doorbell rings) Ooh, company! (scratches his head as he answers the door) | SpongeBob: What is this stuff, anyway? Doesn't seem to be coming off! (the doorbell rings) Ooh, company! (scratches his head as he answers the door) | ||
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'''Hazmat Physician''': Get back! I said, get back! Back I say! (pushes SpongeBob into a cage, which is promptly lifted by a helicopter) | '''Hazmat Physician''': Get back! I said, get back! Back I say! (pushes SpongeBob into a cage, which is promptly lifted by a helicopter) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: What's going on, Squidward? Help!! (as the helicopter flies away, a piece of fungus attaches itself to Squidward. | + | SpongeBob: What's going on, Squidward? Help!! (as the helicopter flies away, a piece of fungus attaches itself to Squidward. Later, at the cash register) |
| − | Squidward: Here's your change, sir. (hands him the coins, | + | Squidward: Here's your change, sir.(as he hands him the coins, some fungus gets on the old man. He puts them in his pockets, then readjusts his glasses, which leaves fungus all over his nose) |
| − | + | Old Man Jenkins: Oh, why thank you very much, young man. | |
| − | Squidward: What was that? No, no, Mr. Squidward! That can't be the Ick. (scratches himself. Meanwhile, we see a SpongeBob completely covered in fungus in a bubble with tubes coming from it) | + | Squidward: What was that? No, no, Mr. Squidward! That can't be the Ick.(scratches himself. Meanwhile, we see a SpongeBob completely covered in fungus in a bubble with tubes coming from it) |
| − | SpongeBob: Ooh, where am I? Whoa! (doctors are talking to each other) Who are you people? I wanna go home! (a scientist walks up) | + | SpongeBob: Ooh, where am I? Whoa! (doctors are talking to each other) Who are you people? I wanna go home!(a scientist walks up) |
Scientist: You are home, SpongeBob. You just need to stay in this bubble until the Ick clears up. | Scientist: You are home, SpongeBob. You just need to stay in this bubble until the Ick clears up. | ||
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SpongeBob: Where's my snail, Gary? | SpongeBob: Where's my snail, Gary? | ||
| − | Scientist: We're taking care of your pet. (Gary is in a bubble similar to SpongeBob's) | + | Scientist: We're taking care of your pet.(Gary is in a bubble similar to SpongeBob's) |
'''Gary''': Meow. | '''Gary''': Meow. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Gary? Whoa! (notices someone scanning him) | + | SpongeBob: Gary? Whoa!(notices someone scanning him) |
Hazmat: He appears stable, sir. | Hazmat: He appears stable, sir. | ||
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Scientist: Alright, boys, let's pack it up. (they leave, and we see SpongeBob's pineapple, covered in a plastic bag, with police tape and barbed wire around it. It says "Quarantine" on it. Then, we see SpongeBob filter-feeding like in "I Had an Accident". Patrick walks in) | Scientist: Alright, boys, let's pack it up. (they leave, and we see SpongeBob's pineapple, covered in a plastic bag, with police tape and barbed wire around it. It says "Quarantine" on it. Then, we see SpongeBob filter-feeding like in "I Had an Accident". Patrick walks in) | ||
| − | '''Patrick''': Wow! (bumps into the bubble) Huh? What is this? ( | + | '''Patrick''': Wow! (bumps into the bubble) Huh? What is this? (Pokes) |
SpongeBob: Patrick! Stop! Stop! You're gonna pop it! | SpongeBob: Patrick! Stop! Stop! You're gonna pop it! | ||
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'''Patrick''': I win! I win! I win! | '''Patrick''': I win! I win! I win! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick? ( | + | SpongeBob: Patrick? (he starts dancing around and doing the "Worm") |
'''Patrick''': Go, Patrick! Go, Patrick! Go, Patrick! | '''Patrick''': Go, Patrick! Go, Patrick! Go, Patrick! | ||
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Mr. Krabs: What's all the commotion about? | Mr. Krabs: What's all the commotion about? | ||
| − | + | Fish #1: (with accent) The commotion, my dear crabs, is regarding the hygiene of this staff of your eating establishment, which would appear to be inadequate. | |
Mr. Krabs: Inadequate!?! I'll have you know, the staff of the Krusty Krab take a solemn pledge, to show up every day in a week clean and disease-free. (door opens and Mr. Krabs is awestruck) | Mr. Krabs: Inadequate!?! I'll have you know, the staff of the Krusty Krab take a solemn pledge, to show up every day in a week clean and disease-free. (door opens and Mr. Krabs is awestruck) | ||
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SpongeBob: Sorry I'm late, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob SquarePants, returning for duty, sir. (all eyes turn to SpongeBob in his bubble, who has swollen up to an enormous green square. He puts on his hat, and squirts green juice inside his bubble. The fish gasp) | SpongeBob: Sorry I'm late, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob SquarePants, returning for duty, sir. (all eyes turn to SpongeBob in his bubble, who has swollen up to an enormous green square. He puts on his hat, and squirts green juice inside his bubble. The fish gasp) | ||
| − | + | Fish #1: Is that what you consider clean and disease-free, Krabby? I say we ransack this greasy disease shack! Who's with me? | |
| − | + | All: We are! | |
Mr. Krabs: It wasn't me! It was Squidward! He gave you all the Ick! | Mr. Krabs: It wasn't me! It was Squidward! He gave you all the Ick! | ||
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Squidward: No! No I didn't! It was SpongeBob! He's infected the entire Krusty Krab! (everybody growls and screams} | Squidward: No! No I didn't! It was SpongeBob! He's infected the entire Krusty Krab! (everybody growls and screams} | ||
| − | + | Fish #1: Let us apprehend that careless contaminator!!! (they attack SpongeBob, who starts crying, making a huge puddle in his bubble. Outside the Krusty Krab, Gary slithers into the dumpster and eats a can, which he coughs up. His stomach growls as he slithers out) | |
'''Gary''': Meow.(sees what's happening. Some fish body slam SpongeBob's bubble, which make holes that the Ick leaks through) | '''Gary''': Meow.(sees what's happening. Some fish body slam SpongeBob's bubble, which make holes that the Ick leaks through) | ||
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Peterson: Oh, oh! Me next! | Peterson: Oh, oh! Me next! | ||
| − | + | Fish #3: Where are your manners? It's ladies first! | |
'''Patrick''': I believe the expression is starfish first. | '''Patrick''': I believe the expression is starfish first. | ||
| − | + | Fish #1: I supersede all of you. For I have an exotic accent! | |
Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey! There's no need to fight! Cause I have a solution you'll be happy with. (bubble-wipe to later in the day) Step up to be de-Icked! Only 5 dollars! (the first fish steps up, and Gary cleans him) Now can I get you a Krabby Patty?(the guy whacks him with his hat) | Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey! There's no need to fight! Cause I have a solution you'll be happy with. (bubble-wipe to later in the day) Step up to be de-Icked! Only 5 dollars! (the first fish steps up, and Gary cleans him) Now can I get you a Krabby Patty?(the guy whacks him with his hat) | ||
| − | + | Fish #1: In the light of today's events, that notion is crass and offensive. (pulls out money) I'll take two, please. | |
Mr. Krabs: Alright! (SpongeBob is next. He hands Krabs the money) | Mr. Krabs: Alright! (SpongeBob is next. He hands Krabs the money) | ||
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SpongeBob: Look, Gare! You made me all sparkly! You're the best bottomfeeder a sponge could ever have! | SpongeBob: Look, Gare! You made me all sparkly! You're the best bottomfeeder a sponge could ever have! | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: Aye, and a great money maker ya are, too. Now, back to work! (Gary burps loudly) | + | Mr. Krabs: Aye, and a great money maker ya are, too. Now, back to work! |
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