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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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*[[DoodleBob]] | *[[DoodleBob]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Patrick]] |
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Squidward]] |
*[[Gary]] | *[[Gary]] | ||
| − | * | + | *Artist |
| − | * | + | *French Narrator |
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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'''French Narrator:''' Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck. | '''French Narrator:''' Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck. | ||
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'''French Narrator:''' The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil. | '''French Narrator:''' The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil. | ||
| − | '''Artist:''' | + | '''Artist:''' No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Storyboard Shake-up" with bubbles) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. Ready, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay. Ready, Patrick? | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Two... | '''Patrick:''' Two... | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Three! | + | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Three! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Woah story, Patrick! (laughs) |
'''SpongeBob:''' One... | '''SpongeBob:''' One... | ||
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' two... | '''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' two... | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' three! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' three! Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream) |
'''Patrick:''' What is that thing SpongeBob? | '''Patrick:''' What is that thing SpongeBob? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic. | '''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, | + | '''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | '''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic! | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' No, I mean | + | '''Patrick:''' No, I mean it's swimming away! |
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick? | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Your art can never hang in a museum. |
'''SpongeBob:''' It means we found a magic pencil! | '''SpongeBob:''' It means we found a magic pencil! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick) | '''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick) | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Life is good! (the mustache floats away | + | '''Patrick:''' Life is good! (the mustache floats away) Easy come, easy go! |
| − | '''Squidward:''' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head | + | '''Squidward:''' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair! |
'''Patrick:''' My turn! | '''Patrick:''' My turn! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. | '''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just | + | '''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just gonna draw a cartoon. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish! |
| − | '''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! | + | '''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' It's kind of creepy looking when it moves. |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' You're right, SpongeBob. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' We can't let | + | '''SpongeBob:''' We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it) |
'''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward. | '''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. ( | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic! |
| − | '''Squidward:''' (dressed up | + | '''Squidward:''' (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park. |
'''SpongeBob:''' (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward! | '''SpongeBob:''' (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward! | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' What do you want? | + | '''Squidward:''' What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! (Laughing) |
'''Patrick:''' He's going to the door. | '''Patrick:''' He's going to the door. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' He's knocking on the door. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' He's knocking on the door. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's answering the door and... | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's answering the door and... |
| − | + | '''Patrick:''' He's beating up Squidward! | |
| − | + | '''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) | |
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| − | '''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil | + | |
'''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil. | '''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil. | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' What have I done? We've got to find him! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be? |
| − | Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. | + | Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. |
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush) | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush) | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.) |
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'''Patrick:''' What just happened? | '''Patrick:''' What just happened? | ||
| − | '''DoodleBob:''' ( | + | '''DoodleBob:''' (nonsense) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! | '''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up! | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | '''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No way. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No way. I created this monster and I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) See what I mean, Patrick? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Where's the leak, ma'am? (cuts to a snake stalking a lizard. DoodleBob draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' You okay | + | '''SpongeBob:''' You okay, Patrick? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Finland! |
| − | '''DoodleBob:''' ( | + | '''DoodleBob:''' (nonsense) (more nonsense) |
'''SpongeBob:''' There he is. | '''SpongeBob:''' There he is. | ||
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'''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. | '''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh. | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! | '''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him! | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, | + | '''Patrick:''' Oh boy, A birthday Party! Is it his birthday?" |
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| − | ''' | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Happy birthday! ( hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed on it)Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome. |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words? |
| − | '''DoodleBob:''' ( | + | '''DoodleBob:''' (gibberish) |
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that? | '''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that? | ||
| − | '''DoodleBob:''' ( | + | '''DoodleBob:''' (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! | '''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!! | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick? | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' Can we have the cake now? (Sings) Happy Happy Birthday to Me!" |
| − | (DoodleBob's arm is still alive | + | (DoodleBob's arm is still alive) |
'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. | '''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince. | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep) | '''SpongeBob:''' Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep) | ||
| − | (DoodleBob's arm comes in | + | (DoodleBob's arm comes in, uses the restroom, grabs the pencil) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! Aah, DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle? |
| − | '''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs | + | '''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt) |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window and hits Squidward.) |
| − | '''Squidward:''' | + | '''Squidward:''' Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts getting him as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, He then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles) |
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? | '''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus? | ||
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'''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick. | '''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick. | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' It's the evil doodle! |
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. | + | '''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose. |
'''Patrick:''' So...he's a drawing? | '''Patrick:''' So...he's a drawing? | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is | + | '''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is? |
| − | '''Patrick:''' | + | '''Patrick:''' He still looks kind of creepy. |
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? | '''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick? | ||
| − | '''Patrick:''' Ready! (SpongeBob | + | '''Patrick:''' Ready! (SpongeBob jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface) |
| − | + | '''French Narrator: We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. | |
| − | + | '''Artist:''' Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks) | |
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| − | '''Artist:''' Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks | + | |
'''French Narrator:''' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. | '''French Narrator:''' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener. | ||
| − | '''Artist:''' | + | '''Artist:''' No! |
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