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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob]]
 
*[[DoodleBob]]
 
*[[DoodleBob]]
*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick]]
*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward]]
 
*[[Gary]]
 
*[[Gary]]
*[[Artist At Sea]]
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*Artist
*[[French Narrator]]
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*French Narrator
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
(Scene opens as live-action shot of the man on a simple boat at sea with an easel and pencil)
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French Narrator: Ah, the artist at sea. Let us marvel as he sketches his beautiful design.
  
'''French Narrator:''' Well, well, what is this? Ah, the artist at sea. Let us watch and see the fruits of his struggle. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck.
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Artist: Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil!
  
'''Artist:''' Hmm...ah! (draws some strokes. he hums something. however, he drops his pencil into the sea) My pencil! What?
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French Narrator: The artist has learned the first lesson of drawing at sea: Always being a spare pencil.
  
'''French Narrator:''' The artist has learned the first lesson of the sea: Always bring a spare pencil.
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Artist: No! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water. cut to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock, Paper, Scissors" with bubbles)
  
'''Artist:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (cut to the pencil dropping into the water, then cuts to SpongeBob and Patrick playing "Rock-Paper-Scissors" with bubbles)
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SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay. Ready, Patrick?
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Patrick: Ready!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' One...
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SpongeBob: One, two, three! Scissors beats paper, Patrick! Okay, one...
  
'''Patrick:''' Two...
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Patrick: Two...
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Three! (blows the bubbles. SpongeBob's scissor shaped bubble cuts Patrick's paper shaped bubble in half)
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Three!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Scissors beats paper, Patrick! (laughs)
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SpongeBob: Patrick, why do you always pick paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops. the two scream)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' One...
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Patrick: What is it?
  
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' two...
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SpongeBob: It looks like a giant pencil.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' three! (They blow a tie in paper) Patrick, how come you always do paper? (suddenly, the pencil drops and bursts their balloons and pierces the ground. the two scream)
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Patrick: Go touch it.
  
'''Patrick:''' What is that thing SpongeBob?
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SpongeBob: It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' It looks like a giant pencil.
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Patrick: What are you drawing?
  
'''Patrick:''' Go touch it.
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SpongeBob: Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you behind my neck! It's a jellyfish.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' It is a giant pencil, Patrick! Let's draw some giant pictures with it.
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Patrick: Good work, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction. And your perspective weighs a lot.
  
'''Patrick:''' Whatcha drawin'?
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SpongeBob: Everybody's a critic.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Stand back, Patrick! I can't draw with you breathing down my neck!  
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Patrick: SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
  
'''Patrick:''' Psh, artists.  
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SpongeBob: Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' It's a jellyfish.
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Patrick: No, I mean it's swmming away!
  
'''Patrick:''' Pretty good, SpongeBob! But it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
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SpongeBob: Do you know what this means, Patrick!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Eh, everybody's a critic.
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Patrick: Your art can never hang in a museum?
  
'''Patrick:''' SpongeBob, I think your drawing's coming to life!
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SpongeBob: It means we found a magic pencil!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic!
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Patrick: Now all I need is a magic moustache and all my dreams will come true.
  
'''Patrick:''' No, I mean look at it, it's swimming away!
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SpongeBob: (laughs) Coming right up!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Do you know what this means, Patrick?
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Patrick: Life is good! (the moustache floats away) Easy come, easy go!
  
'''Patrick:''' Uh...your art can never hang in a museum?
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Squidward: Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full set of...(the moustache goes on his head) hair!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' It means we found a magic pencil!
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Patrick: My turn!
  
'''Patrick:''' Now all I need is a magic mustache and all my dreams will have come true.
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SpongeBob: Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each piece of work is like a child and should be treated as such.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (laughs) Coming right up! (draws mustache on Patrick)
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Patrick: Come on! I'm just gonna draw a cartoon.
  
'''Patrick:''' Life is good! (the mustache floats away when coming to life) Easy come, easy go!
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SpongeBob: Okay! Why didn't you say so? Hey! Another jellyfish!
  
'''Squidward:''' Squidward, if you had some hair, you'd be the most gorgeous creature in the sea! You've got looks...talent...all you need is a full head of...(the moustache goes on his head and Squidward smiles) hair!
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Patrick: It's Squidward, silly!
  
'''Patrick:''' My turn!
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SpongeBob: It's kind of creepy when you look at it.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Be careful, Patrick! Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child and must be treated as such.
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Patrick: You're right, SpongeBob.
  
'''Patrick:''' Come on! I was just going to draw a cartoon.
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SpongeBob: We can't let it go into town! (Patrick erases it)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! Why didn't you say so? (Patrick draws a jellyfish with a frown and waving fist) Hey, look! Another jellyfish!
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Patrick: Poor Squidward.
  
'''Patrick:''' It's Squidward, silly! (The Squidward drawing comes to life and mumbles in anger)
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SpongeBob: Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (he draws a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) This is gonna be classic!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' He looks kind of creepy looking when he moves.
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Squidward: (dressed up) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
  
'''Patrick:''' yeah you're right, SpongeBob.
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SpongeBob: (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' We can't let him go into town! (Patrick erases it as the Squidward drawing screams)
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Squidward: What do you want? Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Harry! (SpongeBob pulls the string) Ow! SpongeBob! Oh, my hair! (it floats away) SpongeBob!
  
'''Patrick:''' Poor Squidward.
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SpongeBob: Wait! I've got another idea! This is the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward opens the door...it won't be me! Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll! All he needs is a tie. Ready for action! He's knocking on the door. Squidward's answering the door and...
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Okay! My brain just hatched an idea. (They run to Squidward's house where they draw a dollar on Squidward's green mat, attached to a string) (laughing) This is gonna be classic!
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Patrick: He's beating up Squidward! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil) He stole the magic pencil.
  
'''Squidward:''' (dressed up with the mustach still on his head) I think I fancy a stroll around the park.
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SpongeBob: What have I done? We've got to find him! Where could he possibly be?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' (doorbell rings) Oh, Squidward!
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Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple.
  
'''Squidward:''' What do you want?! Hello, what's this? Someone left me money for a perm. Come to Hairy! (SpongeBob pulls the string and the dollar flies away with the string and pulls Squidward onto the ground as Patrick and SpongeBob laugh) Ow! SpongeBob! (The mustache has fallen of Squidward's head) Oh, my hair! (The mustach floats away in the air) '''SPONGEBOB!!!!'''
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SpongeBob: Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Wait! I've got another idea! This'll be the ultimate prank. I'll draw me, and when Squidward answers the door...it won't be me! (Draws a picture resembling himself which comes to life) Aww, look at him. Ain't he a doll!? All he needs is a tie. (draws a tie on the drawing of himself) Ready for action!  (Laughing as Doodlebob goes to Squidward's door.)  
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Patrick: I'm not going in there (SpongeBob also hides)
  
'''Patrick:''' He's going to the door.
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SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. Almost there. (DoodleBob draws a hole. They fall into it.)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' He's knocking on the door.(Squidward walks out scowling as he sees Doodlebob)
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DoodleBob: (nonsense)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Squidward's answering the door and... (Doodlebob grabs Squidward and attacks him as SpongeBob watches in dismay)
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SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick. We've got to stop him!
  
Squidward: Oh ow ow ow ow ow ow ohh oww ow ow ow ow ow ow ow owww!!!
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Patrick: Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
  
'''Patrick:''' He's beating up Squidward! (laughs)
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SpongeBob: No way. I created this monster and now I've got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick) Do you see what I mean, Patrick?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' DoodleBoy, stop! (he throws Squidward back in his house. DoodleBob then steals the magic pencil and runs off)
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Patrick: Where's the leak, mam? (DoodleBobn draws a bowling ball and rolls it. It hits Patrick and some pink bowling pins and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears.)
 
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'''Patrick:''' He's got the pencil.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What have I done? We've got to find him! (Later they are searching through bushs) Where could he possibly be?
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Patrick: Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple. (Points to a pineapple drawing resembling SpongeBob's pineapple)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, let's go! (Patrick hides in a bush)
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'''Patrick:''' (fearfully) I'm not going in there. (SpongeBob also hides)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. I'm right behind you. Baby steps. (They walk towards the pineapple hiding in the bush) Almost there... (DoodleBob draws a hole in their path which comes to life. They fall into it.)
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Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! (They crash)
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'''Patrick:''' What just happened?
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'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) You want that pencil? Then you better get up here!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Come on, Patrick. Give me a boost up!
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'''Patrick:''' Can't we just stay down here where it's safe?
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'''SpongeBob:''' No way. Listen, I created this ugly little monster and listen, I got to stop him. (a wrench falls and hits Patrick in his head) See what I mean, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' (dopily smiles in pain) Where's the leak, ma'am? (They climb to the surface of the ground to see DoodleBob draw a bowling ball and roll it. It hits Patrick right in his cheek and turns into some pink bowling pins in reaction and a "strike" sign appears. Another then appears when Patrick falls to the ground and the bowling ball falls into the hole and unseenly smashes Patrick.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' You okay down there, Patrick?
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SpongeBob: Are you okay, Patrick?
  
'''Patrick:''' (painly) FINLAND!!!!!
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Patrick: Finland!
  
'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) You'll never get me now! (Runs off in the distance. Later Pat and Sponge hide behind rocks when gibberish yelling is heard. They hide and watch the DoodleBob play with the pencil)
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SpongeBob: There he is.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' There he is.
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Patrick: I hate him. I hate just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes and his square body and his two buck teeth! And that stupid tie! But it looks good on you, SpongeBob!
  
'''Patrick:''' He's hideous. He makes me sick, just looking at him. Those big bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
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SpongeBob: Let's get the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Eh hem.
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Patrick: Oh boy, a surprise party! Is it his birthday?
  
'''Patrick:''' Oh...but it looks good on you, SpongeBob! Heh heh.
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SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws him)
  
'''DoodleBob:''' (gibberishly) Maybe I'll just sit down for a little while.  
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Patrick: Happy birthday! Here's your present. (DoodleBob bashes it on his head) You're welcome.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' He's putting down the pencil! This is our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump out and surprise him!
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SpongeBob: Hold it right there, Doodle. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
  
'''Patrick:''' Oh boy, a surprise Party!!!! Is it his birthday?"
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DoodleBob: (jibberish)
  
'''DoodleBob:''' (bashes through the rock they're hiding behind and talks gibberishly) Did you say it's my birthday?! (picks SpongeBob up and attacks him)
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SpongeBob: I'm sorry, what was that?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick! Patrick! Do something! (DoodleBob throws SpongeBob into something hard)AAAAAHHH!!!!
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DoodleBob: (repeats it. SpongeBob erases his face)
  
'''Patrick:''' Happy birthday! (hands DoodleBob a rock with two pieces of seaweed and coral on it) Here's your present. (DoodleBob smashes it on his head as Patrick dopily smiles in pain) You're welcome.
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SpongeBob: Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. Take this and that and that and that!
  
'''DoodleBob''' (Sees SpongeBob aiming the pencil's eraser at him and reacts gibberish) Uh oh...
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Patrick: Take it easy, it's just a drawing. Bye, SpongeBob.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold it right there, DoodleBob. I brought you into this world and now I'm gonna take you out. Any last words?
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SpongeBob: Goodbye, Patrick! (DoodleBob's arm is still alive) Gee, Gary, you should have been there! Sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
  
'''DoodleBob:''' (defeatingly gibberishly talks) OK, I'll be outta here!
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Gary: (with a crown on) Meow.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, what was that?
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SpongeBob: Goodnight, magic pencil. Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? DoodleBob! No hard feelings, right? What do you think you're doing doodle?
  
'''DoodleBob:''' (frowns and speaks gibberish again) I said "OK I'll be outta..." (SpongeBob erases his face and DoodleBob runs off blind and smashes into a rock)
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DoodleBob: You doodle. Me SpongeBob. (they chase downstairs. DoodleBob erases a door.)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Hold still, Doodle. This is for your own good. (begins to erase DoodleBob to oblivion) Take that and this and this and that and this that this that... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! I AM SPONGEBOB, DESTROYER OF EVIL!!!!!!
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SpongeBob: Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) I nose. Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (the pencil breaks. SpongeBob has the lead) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (DoodleBob sharpens the pencil. he now has both sides.) Very well, no matter, I was most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window)
  
'''Patrick:''' Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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Squidward: Ow, SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for this!
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Well, that takes care of that, eh, Patrick?
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SpongeBob: Or was it most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts to get him. But he gets stuck on a paer in the floor.) Huh? Paper! Page for Mrs. Doodle. (smashes him with a notebook. he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
  
'''Patrick:''' Done and done
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(the next day)
  
(DoodleBob's arm is still alive and inches like a caterpillar. Later at night SpongeBob is seen making several posh objects in his house with the pencil like a cookoo clock, a posh bed with a canipe, and a grandfather clock)
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Gee, Gary, you should have been there! It sure was exciting, but you know, I kind of miss the little doodle. He was like a son to me. But I'm sure glad things are back to normal. Well, goodnight, sweet prince.
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SpongeBob: Take a look for yourself.
  
'''Gary:''' (with a crown on) Meow.
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Patrick: It's the evil doodle.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Goodnight, magic pencil. (Falls asleep)
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SpongeBob: No, no, not evil. He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
  
(DoodleBob's arm comes in the pineapple, uses the restroom, breaks into the room and grabs the pencil and begins to redraw himself. SpongeBob hears the commotion and wakes up)
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Patrick: He still looks kind of creepy.
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh hey, Magic Pencil. What are you doing up? Drawing yourself a glass of water? Hahahahahahahahaha! (DoodleBob reveals himself with the pencil redrawn) Aah, DoodleBob! Uh...(chuckles nervously) No hard feelings, right? (DoodleBob draws an angry look in his face) What do you think you're doing, doodle?
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SpongeBob: Oh, magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us sea creatures. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
  
'''DoodleBob:''' You doodle! Me SpongeBob! (they chase downstairs and DoodleBob follows him and erases any obstacle in his path from SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in his kitchen and locks the door. DoodleBob erases the door...and the back of SpongeBob's pants, revealing his butt.) Huh? (Erases his butt before threatening him with the eraser)
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Patrick: Ready? (he jumps on his belly, and it is launched back to the surface)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Ah! Be careful with that thing! Who knows what will happen? (DoodleBob erases his nose) My nose. (DoodleBob erases some parts of his face and body and chuckles evilly) Very funny, doodle. Now it's my turn. (they play tug of war with the pencil and the pencil breaks in half. SpongeBob has the lead and draws the rest of his face.) Well, doodle, it looks like this is a draw. (Points the point of his pencil at DoodleBob. DoodleBob sharpens the pencil so that he now has both sides.) You've made your point, no matter, I was voted most artistic in high school. (it falls out the window when he plays with it and hits Squidward.)
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French Narrator: We rejoin the artist at sea.
  
'''Squidward:''' (from outside) Ow! SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that!!!!
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Artist: Huh? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks)
  
'''SpongeBob:''' Or maybe it was most clumsy. (DoodleBob starts renewing his threat with the eraser as SpongeBob hides on a shelf, and knocks over some papers. As DoodleBob prepares to deliver the eraser to the trapped SpongeBob he then gets his foot stuck in a piece of paper on the floor which magically attaches to his foot. DoodleBob struggles desperately to get unstuck)
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French Narrator: The artist has learned the second lesson of drawing at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
  
DoodleBob: (gibberishly) Huh?! I'm stuck. Somebody help me!!! I am stuck!!!
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Artist: No!
  
SpongeBob: Huh? Paper! Page for Mr. Doodle! (DoodleBob glares at him one last time before SpongeBob smashes him with a notebook. Screaming is heard as DoodleBob magically attaches to the paper and SpongeBob looks inside to see DoodleBob shrunk inside the notebook and as he is preserved as a drawing. he smiles)
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{{Transcripts/Season 2}}
  
(the next day spongebob hangs the drawing of DoodleBob on his wall as a sign of his triumph)
 
 
'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob, what's with all the ruckus?
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Take a look for yourself, Patrick.
 
 
'''Patrick:''' (gasps) It's the evil doodle!
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' No, no, not evil. (Acts like a professor) He was just a two-dimensional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world longing for a purpose.
 
 
'''Patrick:''' So...he's a drawing?
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Exactly! See how happy he is now?
 
 
'''Patrick:''' (Looks at the smiling DoodleBob) He still looks kind of creepy.
 
 
(Later SpongeBob is seen on a diving board with the casted pencil)
 
 
'''SpongeBob:''' Oh, great magic pencil, your powers are too mighty for us ocean dwellers. So I will send you back to the magic kingdom from where you came. Are you ready, Patrick?
 
 
'''Patrick:''' Ready! (SpongeBob drops the pencil in Patrick's mouth and jumps on Patrick's belly, and the pencil is launched back to the surface)
 
 
(Cut to the surface where we see the artist lying in a fetal position in his boat.)
 
 
'''French Narrator:''' We rejoin the artist in a creative slump. (The pencil launches back into the boat)
 
 
'''Artist:''' Huh? What's this? My pencil! (he draws a line, but the pencil breaks and the artist begins sobbing)
 
 
'''French Narrator:''' The second most important rule for the artist at sea: Always bring a pencil sharpener.
 
 
'''Artist:''' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
 
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