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Episode Transcript: Best Frenemies
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*[[Karen]] | *[[Karen]] | ||
*[[Pearl]] | *[[Pearl]] | ||
| − | + | *[[KelpShake]] Customers | |
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| − | *[[KelpShake]] | + | |
| − | + | ||
(at the Krusty Krab)<br> | (at the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office)<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are | ||
| + | down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order?<br> | Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order?<br> | ||
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Customer: Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here.<br> | Customer: Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here.<br> | ||
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Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even.<br> | Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even.<br> | ||
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Customer: Wow, what a steal.<br> | Customer: Wow, what a steal.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?<br> | Mr Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?<br> | ||
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Squidward: Mr Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.<br> | Squidward: Mr Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: What? Why not? (Spongebob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: What? Why not? (Spongebob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the | ||
| + | whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Spongebob: Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this kelpshake tastes so good.<br> | Spongebob: Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this kelpshake tastes so good.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: Kelpshake?<br> | Mr Krabs: Kelpshake?<br> | ||
| − | Spongebob: Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.<br> | + | |
| − | Mr Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their kelpshake)<br> | + | Spongebob: Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be |
| + | right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Mr Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their | ||
| + | kelpshake)<br> | ||
Squidward: That's telling them.<br> | Squidward: That's telling them.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr Krabs walks outside) Ah! A new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr Krabs walks outside) Ah! A | ||
| + | new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a | ||
| + | kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?<br> | ||
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Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad?<br> | Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad?<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake)<br> | Mr Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake)<br> | ||
Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one.<br> | Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs:(tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back)<br> | Mr Krabs:(tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Pearl: Buy your own.<br> | Pearl: Buy your own.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: Why I wouldn't give them a cent.<br> | Mr Krabs: Why I wouldn't give them a cent.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Pearl: I feel sorry for you.<br> | Pearl: I feel sorry for you.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Then you do understand. (starts to sob)<br> | Mr Krabs: Then you do understand. (starts to sob)<br> | ||
| − | Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr Krabs is still | + | Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr Krabs is still c |
| − | Mr Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!<br> | + | rying)<br> |
| + | |||
| + | Mr Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind | ||
| + | this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.<br> | Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake)<br> | Mr Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake)<br> | ||
Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen?<br> | Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen?<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.<br> | Mr Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job. (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now there's this? Kelpshakes.<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job. (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now | ||
| + | there's this? Kelpshakes.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have a secret formula.<br> | Mr Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have a secret formula.<br> | ||
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Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it. (rumbling)<br> | Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it. (rumbling)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Oh!<br> | Mr Krabs: Oh!<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on every corner.<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on | ||
| + | every corner.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Block after block.<br> | Mr Krabs: Block after block.<br> | ||
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Plankton: They're everywhere.<br> | Plankton: They're everywhere.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work?<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr Krabs and | ||
| + | Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton: Just stick to the plan.<br> | Plankton: Just stick to the plan.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton) | ||
| + | Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.<br> | ||
Plankton: Let's do this thing.<br> | Plankton: Let's do this thing.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneesse on a mom and daughter) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo! (continues sneezing on everything. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window)<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneesse on a mom and daughter) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo! | ||
| + | (continues sneezing on everything. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton)<br> | Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton)<br> | ||
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Plankton: My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab)<br> | Plankton: My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?<br> | Mr Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?<br> | ||
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Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes)<br> | Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: All set, Plankton?<br> | Mr Krabs: All set, Plankton?<br> | ||
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Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!<br> | Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning)<br> | + | |
| + | Mr Krabs: If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors | ||
| + | when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton: (whispering)Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping)<br> | Plankton: (whispering)Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Nevermind that. What about Spongebob?<br> | Mr Krabs: Nevermind that. What about Spongebob?<br> | ||
Spongebob: Hi, Mr Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?<br> | Spongebob: Hi, Mr Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Of course we do.<br> | Mr Krabs: Of course we do.<br> | ||
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Spongebob: Then why is he in your fist?<br> | Spongebob: Then why is he in your fist?<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, Spongebob, we were here, uh...to fix this door.<br> | Mr Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, Spongebob, we were here, uh...to fix this door.<br> | ||
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Plankton: Now we have to fix the roof.<br> | Plankton: Now we have to fix the roof.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping)<br> | Mr Krabs: That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping)<br> | ||
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Spongebob: Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof)<br> | Spongebob: Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof)<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes up from under the roof)<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes | ||
| + | up from under the roof)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Speaker: You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion.<br> | Speaker: You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion.<br> | ||
Plankton: Let's beat it!<br> | Plankton: Let's beat it!<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: No kidding. (runs)<br> | Mr Krabs: No kidding. (runs)<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making him scream. Cut to Mr Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake when the custome takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the vent. Cut to Mr Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs. All these convuluted plans are getting us nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat.<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering | ||
| + | kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making | ||
| + | him scream. Cut to Mr Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake | ||
| + | when the custome takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the | ||
| + | vent. Cut to Mr Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with | ||
| + | kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs. All these convuluted plans are getting us | ||
| + | nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: What's that suppose to mean?<br> | Mr Krabs: What's that suppose to mean?<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla you are.<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla | ||
| + | |||
| + | you are.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?<br> | Mr Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?<br> | ||
Spongebob: Mr Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake)<br> | Spongebob: Mr Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store)<br> | Mr Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store)<br> | ||
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Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please.<br> | Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton.<br> | Mr Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton.<br> | ||
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Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.<br> | Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.<br> | ||
Cashier: Can I help you?<br> | Cashier: Can I help you?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton: Good luck.<br> | Plankton: Good luck.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?<br> | Mr Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?<br> | ||
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Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar.<br> | Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier)<br> | Mr Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier)<br> | ||
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Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill.<br> | Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill.<br> | ||
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Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr Krabs)<br> | Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr Krabs)<br> | ||
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Cashier: Enjoy.<br> | Cashier: Enjoy.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it.<br> | Mr Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it.<br> | ||
| − | Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen?<br> | + | |
| + | Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the | ||
| + | Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.<br> | Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.<br> | ||
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Plankton & Mr Krabs: Just kelp juice?<br> | Plankton & Mr Krabs: Just kelp juice?<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself.<br> | Mr Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself.<br> | ||
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Plankton: You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.<br> | Plankton: You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.<br> | ||
Mr Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.<br> | Mr Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.<br> | ||
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Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow.<br> | Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip)<br> | Mr Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.<br> | Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.<br> | Mr Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.<br> | Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing.<br> | Mr Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing.<br> | ||
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Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah.<br> | Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah.<br> | ||
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Karen: Oh no.<br> | Karen: Oh no.<br> | ||
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Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice.<br> | Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Well, we gotta get more.<br> | Mr Krabs: Well, we gotta get more.<br> | ||
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Karen: You're making a big mistake.<br> | Karen: You're making a big mistake.<br> | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I love a kelpshake.<br> | + | |
| − | Spongebob: (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've shutdown the kelpshake restaurants. (sobs hysterically as he runs off)<br> | + | Mr Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I |
| + | love a kelpshake.<br> | ||
| + | |||
| + | Spongebob: (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've | ||
| + | shutdown the kelpshake restaurants. (sobs hysterically as he runs off)<br> | ||
| + | |||
Plankton & Mr Krabs: Huh?<br> | Plankton & Mr Krabs: Huh?<br> | ||
| + | |||
Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.<br> | Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.<br> | ||
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Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is)<br> | Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is)<br> | ||
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Plankton: Look at us.<br> | Plankton: Look at us.<br> | ||
Mr Krabs: Now what are we going to do?<br> | Mr Krabs: Now what are we going to do?<br> | ||
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Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs)<br> | Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs)<br> | ||
Mr Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!<br> | Mr Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!<br> | ||
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Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr Krabs opens the door)<br> | Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr Krabs opens the door)<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault)<br> | Mr Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault)<br> | ||
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Plankton: It's good to be home.<br> | Plankton: It's good to be home.<br> | ||
| + | |||
Mr Krabs: You said it.<br> | Mr Krabs: You said it.<br> | ||
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Plankton: (runs off as Mr Krabs chases him) I love being hated.<br> | Plankton: (runs off as Mr Krabs chases him) I love being hated.<br> | ||
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Mr Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! | Mr Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger! | ||
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Episode Article: Best Frenemies
Characters
(at the Krusty Krab)
Mr Krabs: (gasps) No, it's impossible. I must've counted me money a dozen times, and it still comes up short. Profits are
down. Oh, I feel sorry for meself. (walks out of office)
Squidward: Would you like a drink with that order?
Customer: Oh no, thanks. I got me one of those new kelpshakes before I came in here.
Squidward: That comes out to two dollars even.
Customer: Wow, what a steal.
Mr Krabs: What the...why didn't that guy order a deliciously over-priced fountain beverage with his krabby patty?
Squidward: Mr Krabs, we haven't sold a single soda in days.
Mr Krabs: What? Why not? (Spongebob is slurping his 'kelpshake' loudly) All right, boy, it's done! You're gonna suck the
whole cup down your gullet if you're not careful.
Spongebob: Sorry, Mr Krabs, it's just that this kelpshake tastes so good.
Mr Krabs: Kelpshake?
Spongebob: Look around ya. Everyone's enjoying a delicious kelpshake. (everyone is slurping their kelpshake) Mm-mm. I'll be
right back, Mr Krabs. I'm gonna get a refill.
Mr Krabs: Refill? That's it. Listen up, everybody! New rule: no outside drinks. No exceptions! (everyone leaves with their
kelpshake)
Squidward: That's telling them.
Mr Krabs: Grr. I better get to the bottom of this. (Squidward secretly sips his kelpshake. Mr Krabs walks outside) Ah! A
new store! (store is shaped like a kelpshake) On my block! Taking my customers. (gasps) Pearl. (Pearl is drinking a
kelpshake) Me own flesh and blood. How could you do this to your papa?
Pearl: What are you talking about, Dad?
Mr Krabs: I'm talking about this. (points to kelpshake)
Pearl: Once you taste the secret goodness of a kelpshake... (slurping): You can't have just one.
Mr Krabs:(tries taking the kelpshake from Pearl but she pulls it back)
Pearl: Buy your own.
Mr Krabs: Why I wouldn't give them a cent.
Pearl: I feel sorry for you.
Mr Krabs: Then you do understand. (starts to sob)
Pearl: Dad, you're embarrassing me. (drags her dad a few more feet before prying him off) Oh, get away. (Mr Krabs is still c
rying)
Mr Krabs: Oh, no! Confound you, new kelpshake store. What's your secret? (gasps) Of course. Plankton, I bet he's behind
this. A-ha! I knew you were behind this!
Plankton: Pardon me, I've done nothing wrong.
Mr Krabs: Then how do you explain this? (gestures to kelpshake)
Plankton: Holy Moly, how'd that happen?
Mr Krabs: Don't try that with me, Plankton. This new store is ruining me business.
Plankton: Really?! Wait a minute! That's my job. (groans) Blast it! It's bad enough I have to compete with this joker. Now
there's this? Kelpshakes.
Mr Krabs: Wow. I guess you're not behind this afterall. Plankton, they have a secret formula.
Plankton: No, not another secret. And if there's a secret, I want to know about it. (rumbling)
Mr Krabs: Oh!
Plankton: (gasps as one Kelpshake multiplies itself to have two Kelpshake stores) They're multiplying. Why, they're on
every corner.
Mr Krabs: Block after block.
Plankton: They're everywhere.
Mr Krabs: (Kelpshake store falls on both of them) We've got to do something about this. (cut to later where Mr Krabs and
Plankton walk into a Kelpshake store) You sure this is going to work?
Plankton: Just stick to the plan.
Mr Krabs: (whistles) Oh, let's see, let's see. Ah, there you are. (spots an 'employees only' sign. Whispers to Plankton)
Plankton, I think I found the kitchen.
Plankton: Let's do this thing.
Mr Krabs: Here goes. Wa-choo! (sneesse on a mom and daughter) I'm sorry, I have a bit of a ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...choo!
(continues sneezing on everything. Sneezes Plankton onto the door window)
Employee: Eww. (sprays a cleaner at Plankton)
Plankton: My eye, my eye, my eye! (Mr Krabs and Plankton run out and behind the Krusty Krab)
Mr Krabs: I think we lost them. Well, you got any more bright ideas?
Plankton: Of course I do. (cut to nighttime where Mr Krabs and Plankton are wearing black ski clothes)
Mr Krabs: All set, Plankton?
Plankton: You better believe it. This high-powered mechanical bio-arm I invented should pry those restaurant doors open nice and easy. (presses a button that makes the hand move. The hand short-circuits) What the barnacles? Come on, you piece of garbage. (presses the button many times. The mechanical bio-arm slaps Plankton a bunch of times) Ouch! Uncle! Uncle!
Mr Krabs: If you want anything done right, you've got to do it yourself. (takes out a metal rod and tries to open the doors
when his back pops) Oh, me back. (moaning)
Plankton: (whispering)Krabs, pipe down. You're gonna soil our plans if you wake up the watchdog. (guardworm is sleeping)
Mr Krabs: Nevermind that. What about Spongebob?
Spongebob: Hi, Mr Krabs. Hi...Plankton? Uh, Mr Krabs, I'm a little confused. Don't you and Plankton hate each other?
Mr Krabs: Of course we do.
Spongebob: Then why is he in your fist?
Mr Krabs: Uh...we've gone into business together. You see, Spongebob, we were here, uh...to fix this door.
Plankton: Now we have to fix the roof.
Mr Krabs: That's right. That's right. We have to fix the roof. It's, it's, it's leaking. (crickets chirping)
Spongebob: Well, good luck with that. See ya. (cut to later where Mr Krabs is using jackhammer to get into the roof)
Plankton: Keep her going, Krabs. At this rate, we'll have the Kelpshake's recipe faster than you can say... (speaker comes
up from under the roof)
Speaker: You have three seconds before spontaneous combustion.
Plankton: Let's beat it!
Mr Krabs: No kidding. (runs)
Plankton: Wait, you forgot m... (gets zapped and disintegrates. Cut to the next day where a line of people are ordering
kelpshakes. Plankton is under one of the tiles on the floor. He laughs maniacally until the customers step on him, making
him scream. Cut to Mr Krabs lowering Plankton by a rope through the vent. Plankton is about to take a sip of a kelpshake
when the custome takes a sip first, swallowing Plankton. Plankton opens the customers mouth and is raised up through the
vent. Cut to Mr Krabs blowing Plankton through a hose and out of a sink pipe. When Plankton gets out, he is covered with
kelpshake juice and thrown down the disposal) I'm throwing in the towel, Krabs. All these convuluted plans are getting us
nowhere. And to top it all off, I'm the only one that's taking the heat.
Mr Krabs: What's that suppose to mean?
Plankton: I don't see you on the front lines. Sure, let me do all the work, while you just sit back like the fat gorilla
you are.
Mr Krabs: (grabs Plankton) Who you are calling a gorilla, you one-cent, one-eyed bottom-feeder!?
Spongebob: Mr Krabs, if you want a kelpshake, why don't you just buy one? (slurps kelpshake)
Mr Krabs: Buy one? (cut to later where Mr Krabs and Plankton are in line at the Kelpshake store)
Customer: I'll have one Kelpshake, please.
Mr Krabs: I don't know about this, Plankton.
Plankton: It's easy. Just smile and hand the cashier the money.
Cashier: Can I help you?
Plankton: Good luck.
Mr Krabs: Hi there. Uh, could I get one Kelpshake?
Cashier: Sure, that'll be one dollar.
Mr Krabs: Uh, ok. (gets out a dollar and slowly hands it to the cashier)
Cashier: (cash register dings) Thank you. (Mr Krabs is not letting go of the dollar) Sir, please let go of the bill.
Plankton: Release your grip, man. Do it! (Mr Krabs does so. The cashier puts the dollar in the register and hands the Kelpshake to Mr Krabs)
Cashier: Enjoy.
Mr Krabs: Thanks. (runs out laughing) I can't believe we did it.
Plankton: Oh, believe it, Krabs. Now let's get to the lab and find out what this stuff is made of. (scene cuts to the
Kelpshake on a plate and Karen being sent a sample of it) What's the secret ingredient, Karen?
Karen: Well, it appears that the main ingredient is kelp juice.
Plankton & Mr Krabs: Just kelp juice?
Mr Krabs: And to think this whole time I could've been selling these meself.
Plankton: You? What about me? If anyone, I deserve to make a buck of selling this stuff.
Mr Krabs: (takes kelp juice) No way, pipsqueak. This gold mine is mine.
Plankton: Not if I can help it. (jumps at Mr Krabs but goes between his eyes and splatters into the wall) Ow.
Mr Krabs: (cackling) Nice try. (about to take a sip)
Karen: I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's another ingredient.
Mr Krabs: Hey, I paid good money for this thing. Of course I'm gonna drink it. (takes a sip then spits it out) What the...? I don't get what the big deal is. This tastes like a wet gym sock.
Plankton: Really? Let me try that. (sips) Actually, there is a bit of a pungent aftertaste.
Mr Krabs: Hmmm. (sips) Hey, you're right. This ain't half bad. (takes another sip) This is amazing.
Plankton: Well, don't be selfish. (sips and laughs) Oh yeah.
Karen: Oh no.
Plankton: (drinks all the juice) Krabs, we're all out of juice.
Mr Krabs: Well, we gotta get more.
Karen: You're making a big mistake.
Mr Krabs: Ah, phooey. You don't know what you're talking about. (walks out with Plankton) Kelpshake, kelpshake. Oh how I
love a kelpshake.
Spongebob: (runs up crying covered in yellowish-green fur) What's happening to me? (Mr Krabs & Plankton gasp) They've
shutdown the kelpshake restaurants. (sobs hysterically as he runs off)
Plankton & Mr Krabs: Huh?
Worker #1: It'll take decades to clean this hazardous material up.
Worker #2: I sure do feel sorry for whoever drank this. (Mr Krabs screams as he is growing yellowish-green fur just like Plankton is)
Plankton: Look at us.
Mr Krabs: Now what are we going to do?
Plankton: I don't know about you but I'm going back to what I do best. Stealing your recipe. (laughs)
Mr Krabs: Hey, wait a minute! Plankton!
Plankton: (laughs) Come to papa. (Mr Krabs opens the door)
Mr Krabs: Hold it right there. You're not going anywhere...without a ten second head start. (opens vault)
Plankton: It's good to be home.
Mr Krabs: You said it.
Plankton: (runs off as Mr Krabs chases him) I love being hated.
Mr Krabs: Hey, get back here you little booger!Template:Slogan
