Episode:Transcript: SpongeBob’s Big Birthday Blowout

Transcript

Patchy: Oh. Hi, kids! Patchy Pirate here on a glorious day. I'm going to deliver this here very special present to SpongeBob on his birthday. That is if I can get this blasted boat to start. And start!

Potty: Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas…

Patchy: Oh, Potty, you're full of gas! Get outta here!

Potty: I see the problem!

Patchy: Walking is better than driving anyway. I've been meaning to work on me land legs. Now to see which way the wind is blowing. This way! Whoa!

Potty: Hard to port!

SpongeBob's Alarm Clock: Wake up!

SpongeBob: What? Today? My birthday? Oh Gary you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things. Oh wow Gary! Did you make me this jelly fishing net yourself?

Gary: (meows)

SpongeBob: Best present ever!

Gary: (meows)

Sandy: Aw c'mon Patrick. We're been up all night. For the one millionth time you're going to get SpongeBob out of his house with a sightseeing tour so we can go in and decorate it for his surprise party. Okay? Repeat it back to me.

Patrick: Gotcha. I'm gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see and repeat it back to me.

Sandy: Hmm?

Patrick: Oh would you look at the hour? It's almost time for me to take SpongeBob on that tour so you guys can decorate his house.

Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Bubble Bass, and Old Man Walker: Huh.

Plankton: I guess even a broken moron can be right once a day.

Patrick: Hey! What's the big idea?

Plankton: It's part of the plan idiot! I jump from your shorts into SpongeBob's pocket to get his keys? Remember?

Patrick: Okay well don't mess with my stuff in there. Get SpongeBob on the bus. Get SpongeBob on the bus. Get SpongeBob on the bus.

SpongeBob: Hi buddy.

Patrick: Uh…

SpongeBob: You remembered my birthday! Oh and you got me a sightseeing bus tour as a present!

Patrick: Huh? Oh oh! And and there's a secret I'm not supposed to tell you which is… Nope. I lost everything in the fire. Who are you? Who am I? Where are we?

SpongeBob: I have an idea pal. How would you like to take a little sightseeing tour with me?

Patrick: Wow. Thank you kind stranger.

Plankton: Hmm?