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Smitty Werben Man Jensen
Smitty Werben Man Jensen was the name of a deceased character in the episode One Krab's Trash. Smitty started as a made-up character by Mr. Krabs, but originally named Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen. Smitty Werbenmanjensen turned out to be an actual person who was buried at the graveyard.
Story
The name first came up when Mr. Krabs fooled SpongeBob into thinking he was being haunted by Smitty's ghost, which was actually a drawing of a ghost on the back of a shopping list hooked on a fishing reel. Mr. Krabs, as the ghost's voice, told SpongeBob that Smitty was the former owner of the #1 soda-dispensing hat which SpongeBob had bought from Mr. Krabs' yard sale earlier in the episode. Krabs had been offered a hefty sum of money by several businessmen who wanted the hat, so he fabricated the story so that SpongeBob would return the hat. SpongeBob then went to the graveyard where he found Smitty Werbenmanjensens's #1 headstone, and put the hat on Smitty's skull. Mr. Krabs then figured out that SpongeBob would do that, so he went to the grave also and attempted to take the hat back. Krabs is successful, but must fight off a zombie Smitty and other living dead in the graveyard.
Quotes
Smitty: Hey man, that's my hat, give it back!
Mr. Krabs: What? No way. Just crawl back into your hole, bone boy. Go ahead, play dead....
Smitty: I guess I'm gonna have to take it from you.
Mr. Krabs: Yeah, right. You and what army?
Smitty: (eerie moaning) Only the army of the living dead. (Dead Bodies walk towards Mr. Krabs) "Attack!"
Mr. Krabs: Oh, no. I've seen this on the late show. You ghoulish fiends hold me down and take turns nibbling on my innards. Then you eat my brain and leave my body for the buzzards.
Smitty: That's disgusting. We just want the hat back.
