Episode Transcript: The Slumber Party

(SpongeBob Knocks On Door)

Pearl: Who ever could it be this time?

SpongeBob: It's me, SpongeBob Squarepants. Can we talk Pearl? Whale to Sponge.

Pearl: Hold the boiling oil. (Girls Grumble) What do you want, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: (cries) Oh, please let me stay at your party. Oh please, oh please, please please please.

Pearl: No.

SpongeBob: Give Me one good reason why I can't stay.

Pearl: I can give you a hundred billion million reasons why you can't stay.

SpongeBob: I only have time for one.

Pearl: Reason number one, you're just like my dad!

SpongeBob: Really!

Pearl: No good, dried up, old fuddy duddy.

SpongeBob: So if I prove I'm fun can I stay?

Pearl: Sure, SpongeBob. If you can prove you're the most fun person on the planet in the next 10 seconds, you can stay.

SpongeBob: I only need 8. (runs in the door) Wooo! Party! Crank it Up! The old newspapers are confetti. WOOOOOO!!!!

Girl #1: I'm allergic to newsprint. (gets pimples) Owww!

Pearl: 2 seconds. (Makes a hole, spongeBob drops in hole.) Ok, ok, I've got to admit that was kind of fun.

Girl #2: I think he's hurt.

Pearl: He 's not hurt. (SpongeBob groans) See!

Girl #2: Maybe he's a zombie.

Girl #1: He comes back as a zombie and eats my brain, I'm totally not going to be your friend anymore. (Pearl closes door to hole)

SpongeBob: Ooh. Mr. Krabs root beer seller. (Turns on handles, room fills up with root beer and SpongeBob absorbs root beer)