Krabby Kronicle

The Krabby Kronicle was a newspaper that was only featured in the episode The Krabby Kronicle.

Sponsor

The Krabby Kronicle was the official magazine of the Krusty Krab.

Staff

SpongeBob SquarePants reporter/photographer

Mr. Krabs owner/founder/editor

Articles

• Sandy Cheeks: "Sandy Cheeks or Sandy Chump?"

• Patrick Star: "Patrick Star marries a pole!"

• Mrs. Puff: "Mrs. Puff Caught in High-Speed Race!"

• Larry the Lobster: "Larry the Lobster beat up by pipsqueak!"

• Sheldon J. Plankton: "Plankton's Chum Made of Your Chums!"

• Eugene H. Krabs: "Krabs Overworks Employee - Reaps Reward"

and more!

History

Founding

The Krabby Kronicle was founded by Mr. Krabs when he sprouted an idea to promote the Krusty Krab, which had no new customers in months, and make some cash. Mr. Krabs installed a printing press and a Krabby Kronicle sign and hired Spongebob to be the reporter/photographer to make up stories. When SpongeBob "messed" it up and made it boring to read, Mr. krabs forced him to exaggerate and make it exciting.

Primetime

The Krabby Kronicle was in its prime time by writing false news in the papers and charging 25 cents per word. Spongebo made the papers and reported on "news," while Mr. Krabs admired the the cash he was making because of the Krabby Kronicle. However, SpongeBob saw the citizens' lives becoming living miseries because of it and tried to tell Mr. Krabs, but he wouldn't listen. He eventually turned agains Mr. Krabs and decided to make him stick up to the truth, staying up all night long and writing a bogus news article that claimed Mr. Krabs was forcing him to write bogus stories and paid him pennies while he adored the money he was making because of the paper.

Shut down

The Krabby Kronicle was shut down in the late summer of 2017. When the entire city was affected and saw SpongeBob's news article reporting of how Mr. Krabs was overworking him and paying him pennies, they threw a riot in the Krusty Krab, surprising Mr. Krabs. They told him of how it ruined their lives, and one person called Mr. Krabs's treatment of the city and SpongeBob sick and inhumane. Then they took their money back and left.

Aftermath and following effects

Mr. Krabs decided to counterfeit money using the Krabby Kronicle news press. By now, everybody was furious of all the lies and separated from him. Strangely, however, Patrick was actually married to the streetsign described in the newspaper because of the lie. This surprised SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs soon forgot about the newspaper, and what happened to the press after that is unknown.