You’re Old (Song)

You're Old is a sang by an unknown artist on the radio station K-OLD in the episode: Mid-Life Crustacean

You're old (you're old...)
Groaning like a geezer.
Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been.
Look at yourself, old man, you have multiple chins,
'Cause you're old.
Mmmm...

You're old (you're old...)
A wheezing, decrepit windbag.
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Man, you're old.
Mm-hmm... (you're old...)
You're old.Template:Slogan