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Episode Transcript: The Secret Box
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Episode Article: The Secret Box
Characters
- SpongeBob SquarePants
- Patrick Star
- Gary
- Squidward's house
SpongeBob: Patrick! Patrick, Oh Patrick!
SpongeBob: Are you ready to go jellyfishing?
Patrick: Oh, boy am I!
SpongeBob: Here's your net. Well come on, Patrick! The jellyfish don't catch themselves.
Patrick: First I have to put away my secret box.
SpongeBob: Secret box? You never told me about secret box!
Patrick: Hey, hands off, PeepingBob! This my secret box! Besides, if I'd show you what's inside that won't be a secret anymore. Duh!
Patrick: Oh, SpongeBob... If only you could see what's inside my secret box, it would change your life!
SpongeBob: It's okay Patrick, I know all about secrets.
Patrick: You do? SpongeBob: I've got bzillion secrets!
Patrick: Like what?
SpongeBob: Well, it's not a secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret. It's like secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets. Secretly...
SpongeBob: You wanna hear some of my secrets?
Patrick: Oh, do I!
SpongeBob: Um... Let's see now... Did you know that... You're my best friend?
Patrick: No. Way. Oh, let's hear another one!
SpongeBob: Okay. um.. secretly I'm a little bit naive.
Patrick: WOW! I'll never look at you the same way again, SpongeBob. Gosh. Tell me some more secrets!
SpongeBob: Hmm...okay. I love my job at the Krusty Krab, I sleep with my shoes on, I like Jelly on both sides of my toast, I have an overdue library book, I think jellyfishing and bubble-blowing are...
SpongeBob: ...I have a deep overbite, I've never been late for work, I like dancing on parking zone announcements, I still don't have my driving license and I'm wearing three pairs of underwear right now.
Patrick: Gosh. I would never have guessed.
SpongeBob: Now will you show me what's inside your secret box?
Patrick: No way, SpongeBob! It's for me to know and for you to never find out. You may be an open book SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner macanations of my mind are an enigma.
SpongeBob: Oh, yeah!?! Well, I have some secrets too. Erm… I've got my secret socks on, and my secret Gary's bowl!
SpongeBob: My secret TV! And my secret TV channel.
SpongeBob: What do you say now, Patrick?
Patrick: Maybe if you saw what's inside you'd know why it has to be secret. Inside this box is the most secretly secret of all of secretdom and I am its sole witness! It's a heavy burden, SpongeBob, but nobody must know the secret of my box. Nobody! Not even... Squidward's house.
Patrick: It's a full-time job. I'm constantly on the alert. You'll never know when someone's gonna ... Huh!?!
Patrick: SpongeBob! What do you think you're doing!?! That's my secret box! Now, hand it over!
SpongeBob: But, Patrick, I must know the secret!
Patrick: For the last time, SpongeBob, no!
SpongeBob: Come on, Patrick, just a peep?
Patrick: Never!
Patrick: So, it's come to this. And to think that we joined the Best Friends Forever Club!
Patrick: Listen up, SpongeBob SecretStealerPants! If you ever come close to my secret box again, we won't be friends anymore!
SpongeBob: But we're suppose to be friends forever.
SpongeBob: I feel so filthy! I've soiled our friendship garden. I just couldn't help myself! I know that it's your secret and I respect that! Please forgive me, Patrick, please.
