One Krab's Trash (Episode)

"One Krab's Trash" is an episode from season three

Info

Characters

• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Mr. Krabs
• Squidward Tentacles
• Smitty Werben Man Jensen
• Patrick Star
• Collectors
• Zombies

Places

• Outside Mr. Krabs House
• The Graveyard
• SpongeBob's House

Plot

Mr. Krabs holds a yard sale with items found in the trash. SpongeBob buys a soda drinking hat. Later, Krabs meets some collectors who tell him that the hat is worth $1,000,000! Mr. Krabs, as we all know, is obsessed with money. He goes to SpongeBob and says he looks like a girl if he's wearing the hat. It doesn't work, so he offers to give SpongeBob all the hats in the paper bag that he's carrying in exchange for SpongeBob's hat. SpongeBob says that he won't give the hat to Mr. Krabs, so at night, Mr. Krabs draws a ghost on a piece of paper and hooks it on a fishing rod. SpongeBob thinks it's really a ghost. Mr. Krabs tells him that the hat once belonged to Smitty Werben Jegar Man Jensen, a dead guy buried in a nearby cemetery, and that the hat is cursed. SpongeBob buries the hat where Smitty's grave is. Mr. Krabs is shocked that there really is a Smitty Werben Jegar Man Jensen but goes to the cemetery anyway. He defiles the grave and gets the hat. What he doesn't know is that there really is a curse and Smitty commands the other zombies to get the hat back. Mr. Krabs grabs the head of an undead swordfish, and uses that as his sword. He eventually defeats the zombies. He then goes to the collectors and tells them that he got the hat back. The collectors tell him that they found a warehouse full of that kind of hat and that the hat's worthless. The collectors see SpongeBob wearing a clapping hat and they chase him to tell him it's expensive and they want to buy it. Mr. Krabs cries and Squidward, who is bringing flowers to 'Squidward's Hopes And Dreams' in the graveyard, says "What a baby."

Trivia/Goofs

• The title is a parody of the phrase "one man's trash".
• Apparently, Spongebob is a billionaire because a lady offered him $1,000,000,000 for the glove he had. It is, however, unknown.
• When Mr. Krabs puts the ghost he drew on a paper on a hook, and then moves it to Spongebob, spongebob screams "a floating shopping list!" You can tell that his bed is not on the first floor, but on the third floor.
• There is a reference to the episode "I'm with stupid" in the graveyard.
• If you look closely, you can see the title art moves.Template:Slogan