Episode Transcript: Rodeo Daze

Rodeo Daze (transcript)

Sandy: What's this. A letter from mama.

Mama: Dear Sandy. I'm in a rodeo at Texas for a month. But I am tied and I can't out. Help me. Mama.

Sandy: Poor mama.

SpongeBob: La-la de-do do. La-la de-do do. Hey Patrick. Do you want to be buried.

Patrick: Yes please.

SpongeBob: Okay then, get em' bulldogs.

Patrick: Bulldogs?

SpongeBob: Super Sandy bulldogs.

Patrick: Super... No, wait. Was it... Oh, forget it! Bury me now!

SpongeBob: Here we gooooooooooooooooo.

Sandy: Did some kritter sa y'all bulldogs?

SpongeBob: No one did, Sandy (chokes). It`s just your mind readings.

Sandy: Oh, well, bye SpongeBob

SpongeBob: See ya later. Uh, Patrick you can put me down.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You are 1 hour late. How dare you insault my money. Me customers are wanting refunds.

SpongeBob: Oh, sorry Mr. Krabs. I was just a bit late.

Mr. Krabs: Don`t say your late, boy. You are fired!

SpongeBob: What? I'M FIRED?!

Mr. Krabs: Ya, you're fired for a month, a mon... wait a minute. YOU'RE FIRED FOREVER!!!

SpongeBob: This can't be.

Squidward: This has to be. Be. Be. Be.

SpongeBob: I want my job back! I want my job back! (crys in the middle of the street).

Squidward: That it good.

Mr. Krabs: Get a mop.

SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. I just got fired.

Patrick: WHAT? That can't be!

SpongeBob: Yah, and...

Sandy: Ye haw bulldog. Take me away to the rodeo with Mr. Krabs money.

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs money?!

Sandy: Yee-haw.

SpongeBob: I...

Patrick: Laddy, ya feel down.

SpongeBob: Yeah, he's going to be down...

Mr. Krabs: ME MONEY!! SPONGEBOB!!!!

SpongeBob: ...for good.

Squidward: A real goodness.

SpongeBob: I feel sorry for... Raining money?

Patrick: Huh, you said you would trust Mr. Krabs.

SpongeBob: Money?