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Episode Transcript: You Don't Know Sponge
Characters
Places
- Krusty Krab
- Street
Dialouge
The Krusty Krab is shown and then inside. Squidward is reading a magazine and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and found out it was Patrick.
SpongeBob: (says bad word #11)
Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times.
Squidward: Would you be quiet?
SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so.
Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?
SpongeBob: Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. (Makes noise again)
Patrick: My favorite is the platith song of the blue whale. Ahem. (Makes Noise)
Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song.
Whale Buisnessman: Huh? Did you hear that?
Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank (Whale Buisnessman): That song. It sounds just like...Martha!
Fish Buisinessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good!
Cuts back to Krusty Krab.
Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
SpongeBob: It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton! A ton of simple things to do!
Squidward: It must very challanging for you.
SpongeBob: Oh, it is.
Patrick: Yeah. And it made me look more spartlike. (Goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next?
SpongeBob: Well, let's take a look. (Opens Book) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other!
Squidward: Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignorarinius society. (Walks away from window)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Squidward!
Squidward: (Comes back to window) Morons. (Goes away again)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, again!
SpongeBob: You go first, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
SpongeBob: Oh, contrair. After you, moname.
Patrick: No. After you, old pal.
SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (A boot is thrown at his head) -Oof!
Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from!
SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ AQUAMARINE!
Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you.
SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed?Template:Slogan
