Transcript: SpongeBob's Speech as Hall Monitor

SpongeBobs Speech as Hall Monitor was a vert boring speech performed by SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode: Hall Monitor

Speech=

SpongeBob: Yahoo! Hall monitor Spongebob reporting for duty, ma’am! I am ready to assume my position...in the hall! I will protect all that are weak...in the hall! All rules will be enforced...in the hall!

Mrs Puff: Ok! Just take the hat and belt. (tries handing him uniform)

SpongeBob: I can’t except that yet, ma’am. First I have to make my speech.

Mrs Puff: You can’t make this easy, can you?

SpongeBob: Classmates!! Who am I to deserve such a great honor? Why, I would be nothing without Mrs Puff.

Mrs Puff: Give me a break.

SpongeBob: And to my public, all I can say is I’m touched. And furthermore, I will carry out my duties... (clock moves forward in time as Spongebob continues his speech) ...crime and punishment, punishment and crime in the hall! (at this point, everyone is almost asleep) Which reminds me of an extremely long speech written by the greatest hall monitor of all time. (takes out a long roll of paper) “Friends, students, juvenile delinquents, lend me your ears.” (the clock has disappeared, and it is now much later in the day. Puff is asleep at her desk) In conclusion, and without a moment to spare, I will put on this uniform (takes out the hat and belt) and assume my duties as... (puts on the uniform) ...hall monitor! Wish me luck, Mrs Puff! (walks towards the door then turns around) Oh, and I will be... (bell rings as all studens run over Spongebob)