Hash Slinging Slasher

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The Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is the main character in a story told by Squidward on the episode "The Graveyard Shift". Squidward told SpongeBob the story and convinced him that it was true. SpongeBob could not pronounce his name at first. Then Squidward told him that it was all a joke. Later that night, it seemed that the story was becoming true. The Hash Slinging Slasher, or what they thought was him, came to the Krusty Krab. It turned out to be a teenager looking for a job.

Story

According to Squidward's story, the Hash Slinging Slasher was a fry cook many years ago at the Krusty Krab. He was very clumsy and accidently chopped off his hand. He then replaced his hand with a spatula. After work, he got hit by a bus because he did not look both ways. He was fired at his funeral. Every tuesday night (possibly the day he died), the lights flicker on and off, the phone will ring and nobody will be there, and he returns to the Krusty Krab for revenge in the same bus that ran him over. People usually they call him the "Ha-", because that's all they can say before he get's them.

Squidward's Mistake

When Squidward was recalling what happens when the Hash Slinging Slasher comes, he thought that the Krusty Krab's walls oozing green slime was a fact he missed, but then he remembered that they always do that.

Trivia/Goofs

• Technically he does not exist.
• The inside of his nose must be red, as when he appears to have eyes, they are red.
• SpongeBob screams 27 times from shock after being told the story of the slasher. When Squidward assures him the slasher story is made up, SpongeBob laughs eight times hysterically.
• In this episode the Krusty Krab closes at eight but in the Krusty Krab Training Video the resturant closes at six.Template:Slogan