Squidly's Songs (Song)

SONG 1:

I was the king's favorite fool
I made him merry with laughter.
But I told a bad joke, 
And the king had a stroke,
And now I hang from ye old rafter.

SONG 2:

The evil wizard's dragon is here,
See the townsfolk scream with fear.
See the town folk try to run.
I can tell this won't be fun.

The dragon will torch everything.
Anything in the valley.
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
Even ye old bowling Alley.

(Not the bowling alley)

SONG 3:

Hear me king, for I must sing
How you are the greatest at everything,
Like having a dragon burn down our city.
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty.
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.

The king is bad, the king's to blame.
He hangs his kingly head in shame.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

The king is bad, the king's to blame.
He hangs his kingly head in shame.
la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.

SONG 4:

Oh Dark Knight spare us please.
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees.
Please take these to and let me go free,
and I'll give to thee some...cheese.

SONG 5:

Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower.
By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour.

SONG 6:

There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart.
He let me go free, for he had a big heart.

SONG 7:

Hark! Ring the bell.
'Twas all ended well.
The dragon is vanquished,
The princess returned,
And only a few of us got badly burned.