Hash Slinging Slasher

Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher is a story told by Squidward. Squidward told SpongeBob all about him, and then he thought that it was a joke. SpongeBob could not pronounce his name. That night, a fake Slasher came. But it was not. He was a teenager wanting a job. When the fake Slasher revealed his hand; he was holding the spatula. In the story the Slasher cut off his own hand and replaced it with a spatula. He got killed by a bus. He hung up the phone because he was nervous. He did not flicker the lights. Nosferatu, a horror character from a 1922 movie, did.

How people know that the Slasher will come

• The lights will flicker on and off.
• The phone will ring, and there will be no one there.
• The ghostly bus arrives.

Squidward's Mistake

• Squidward thought that the Krusty Krab's walls oozing green slime was a fact he missed, but he remembered that they always do that.

Trivia/Goofs

• Technically he does not exist.
• The inside of his nose must be red, as when he appears to have eyes, they are red.Template:Slogan