I Wrote This (Song)

I Wrote This is a song that was created by Patrick in the episode: Sing a Song of Patrick.

Lyrics

Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star.

I made myself a sandwich.
My mommy named it Fred.
It tastes like beans and bacon,
And smells like it's been dead.
Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil

Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Pointy, pointy, point.

P.U., what's that horrible smell?
(Drum solo!)
I have a head, It ends in a point.

Pointy, pointy, pointy.
Pointy, pointy, point.

This song is over except for this line.
You win this round, Broccoli!

Personality

The song is known for killing the band from Bigshot Records because after they sung it just once, they died. The song also destroyed Bikini Bottom because it was so horrible, and it even destroyed airplanes in the sky. This song made an angry mob that carried pitchforks, and torches.

Fans

Everyone in Bikini Bottom hated Patrick's song, except Old Man Jenkins, who actually liked the song, unaware of his surroundings.