Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea

Characters

Spongebob: Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.

Patrick: Rober, rober....uhh....rodle, rodle.

Spongebob: Are you sure your not trying to say roger?

Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringle....

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact.

Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.

SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.

Patrick: Yeah, dark.

SpongeBob: There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.

Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road.

SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward.

Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.

SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

Boy: Do they come in raspberry?

Plankton: No.

Boy: Blueberry?

Plankton: No.

Boy: Uhhhhhhhhh..........raspberry?

Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time!

Lady Fish: You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are?

Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.

Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.

Husband: Look. The rocks are all gone.

Sea Monster: Who you calling dark and depressing?

Patrick: Order....uh.....up.

Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.

SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a.....Chumwich.

Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.

Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.

To Be Continued