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| − | Episode Article: [[The Algae's Always Greener]]
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| − | ==Characters==
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| − | *[[Plankton]]
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| − | *[[SpongeBob]]
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| − | *[[Squidward]]
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| − | *[[Mr. Krabs]]
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| − | *[[Karen]]
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| − | *[[Pearl]]
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| − | *[[Old Man Jenkins]]
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| − | *[[Tom]]
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| − | *Other Customers
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| − | ==Dialogue==
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| − | (Scene begins at the Krusty Krab with Old Man Jenkins walking into a poll.)<br>
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| − | Old Man Jenkins: Pardon me, young lady.<br>
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| − | (Takes glasses off to get a better look.)<br>
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| − | Old Man Jenkins: Oh, what a fox!<br>
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| − | (Walks over to condiment island, and put ketchup on his tray. Plankton is in the ketchup bottle.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Ha ha haaa! Ooh hoo! You're all mine you sweet Krabby Patty. Ooh hoo ooh ha ha ha ha ha!<br>
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| − | (Alarm goes off inside the ketchup bottle, and Plankton buckles himself.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Initiating launch sequence. Krabby Patty, here I come!<br>
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| − | Old Man Jenkins: Eh, eh... I hope I don't miss again.<br>
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| − | Plankton: Reunited, and it's gonna feel so good!<br>
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| − | (Old Man Jenkins missed again, as Plankton goes flying across the restaurant)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!<br>
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| − | (Plankton darts around the walls in Mr. Krabs' office.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Ooh, ooh, sweet wampum. Huh! Whazzat? Another one of those drive-by things!<br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs hides next to his desk for protection.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forhead!<br>
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| − | (Plankton finally lands right next to the desk, and Mr. Krabs picks him up.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: So, it was a just another failed Krabby Patty theft attempt by my arch competitor, Plankton! For a second there,
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| − | I misstook you for a threat. But you're just a dirty little man. (Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton away.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: So long, shrimp!<br>
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| − | (An actual shrimp who was exiting the Krusty Krab, turns around. Plankton is in mid-air.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Curse you, Mr. Krabs! Ouch.<br>
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| − | (Plankton finally lands in the Chum Bucket. He walks in sighing.)<br>
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| − | Karen: So, typical day of failure, I see, huh darling?<br>
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| − | Plankton: Oh, can it, computer wife. Can't you see I'm exhausted? Why don't you go make yourself useful and synthesize me
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| − | up some grub?<br>
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| − | Karen: Yes, your majesty.<br>
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| − | (Holographic meatloaf appears on the table that Plankton's sitting at.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: What do we got here? Oh, goody. Holographic meatloaf again! When am I gonna get some real food? Mr. Krabs gets to
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| − | eat real food. Just look at his daughter, she's a big as a whale. I wish I could be successful like Mr. Krabs. I wish I
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| − | could somehow just switch lives with him. Just to know what it's like.<br>
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| − | Karen: Then why don't you just use that "Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier" thing you built last Tuesday?
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| − | Plankton: What a brilliant idea! Your parents must have been like, part computer or something.<br>
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| − | (Plankton sits down in front of the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Now, let's see.<br>
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| − | (A picture of a dolphin shows up on the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: No... no...<br>
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| − | (Finally, a picture of a krab shows up.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Ahah!<br>
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| − | (Plankton buckles up.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Well, I hate to leave you Karen, but you know what they say... a rolling ston gathers no algae!<br>
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| − | (Plankton goes through a hole of space and time.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Ahhhhhhhhh!<br>
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| − | (Plankton stops to get a drink of soda, then starts screaming again. Later, Plankton wakes up at Mr. Krabs' desk.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Ugh... dear Neptune above, what happened last night? Huh, what's this?<br>
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| − | (Plankton picks up a name plate reading Mr. Plankton.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Mister Plankton?<br>
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| − | (Plankton picks up a picture of Pearl.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Who the Davey?<br>
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| − | (Plankton looks out the office windows and sees people eating Krabby Patties.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: I'm in the Krusty Krab... which mean the life switcher was a success! The Krusty Krab is mine!<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Order up! Two deluxe Krabby Patties.<br>
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| − | (Plankton's eye turns into a Krabby Patty.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: At last!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob delivers food to customer.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: There you are sir. Two deluxe...<br>
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| − | (Plankton appears at the table.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Ahoy there, Mr. Plankton.<br>
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| − | Plankton: Er, um, hey there, uh SpongeBob. Uh, SpongeBob?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Yes sir!<br>
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| − | Plankton: I'm gonna needto take one of these patties back to my office for um, bun inspection.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I'm afraid you can't do that Mr. Plankton!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Wh- why not?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Because that patty is for the customer, sir!<br>
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| − | Plankton: The customer? I'll boil the customer in hot oil, and rip out his...<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob's eyes point to the customer, to stop Plankton.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: I mean uh, yes, of course, for the lovely... customer.<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob gives Plankton two Krabby Patties.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: But you can take these patties, sir. I made them in the off chance that you'd decide to instigate some bun
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| − | inspection today, Mr. Plankton, sir!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Uhh... yes, uh, very nice. Um, thanks.<br>
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| − | (Plankton runs back to his office.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: All mine, it's finnaly all mine! The patties, the wealth, the notoriety!<br>
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| − | (Plankton sees SpongeBob in his office.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: SpongeBob, what do you want?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Well, it's just that it's Tuesday again, sir, and I was wondering if I could have my, ummm... weekly performance
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| − | Plankton: Review?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Oh yes, please sir!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Eh, you're doing fine. Now leave me to my work.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: But sir!<br>
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| − | Plankton: I thought I sent you away, Cretin.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: But sir, there must be something I need to improve on. Anything!<br>
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| − | Plankton: All right, the sauce. I dunno, you're using too much sauce, okay? Review's over.<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob's face changes.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...<br>
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| − | Plankton: What's the matter with you? All I said was "A little too much sauce." It's no big deal, really.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh...<br>
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| − | Plankton: What do you want from me, a promotion?
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| − | (SpongeBob's face changes back to normal.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: A pro- a promo- a promotion?!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Uh, sure kid, you're uh... you're on register now.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Register!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob leaves. Plankton gets back to the Krabby Patties.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Glad that's over.<br>
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| − | (Squidward's standing at the cash register reading a book, when he realizes that SpongeBob is standing right next to him.)
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| − | Squidward: SpongeBob, remember that little talk we had about 'personal space'?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: It's okay, Squidward. I'm official, look!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob points out his badge that says Co-Cashier.)<br>
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| − | Squidward: Co-Cashier?<br>
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| − | (Plankton is sitting at a table with the two Krabby Patties.)<br>
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| − | (Squidward storm in to Mr. Plankton's office.)<br>
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| − | Squidward: You can't do this to me! If you think I'm going to stand out there all day listening to "Blah, blah, blah, blah,
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| − | blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah..." then you must have coral wedged in your frontal lobe!<br>
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| − | Plankton: So what do you want me to do about it?<br>
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| − | Squidward: I'd like my view to be a little less yellow, if you know what I mean.<br>
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| − | (Squidward's now the fry cook, standing in front of the grill.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Hope you like gray.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Hey Squidward, I can see you through this little window!<br>
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| − | (Squidward groans. Plankton heads back to his office.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Now, no more intrusions! I'd like the begin writing the memoirs of my success story, so everyone just stat
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| − | (Pearl runs inside the Krusty Krab.)<br>
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| − | Pearl: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!<br>
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| − | (Plankton is being bounced up and down.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Oof! Just tell Daddy what you want! Oof! He's very busy!<br>
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| − | Pearl: Could I please have a um... an advance on my allowance?<br>
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| − | Plankton: If it'll get you out of my antennae. Go crzy.<br>
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| − | (Plankton gives Pearl one dollar.)<br>
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| − | Pearl: One dollar? You hate me!<br>
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| − | (Pearl begins to cry. Plankton has to dodge all of the tears. A tear ends up landing in his mouth, making him a circle. A
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| − | Nat: You!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Me?<br>
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| − | Nat: You think this is funny?<br>
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| − | Plankton: In a cosmic sort of way, yes.<br>
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| − | Nat: Well, Mr. Funny Man, is this how you get your sick kicks?<br>
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| − | Plankton: What? Its just an ordinary Krabby...(scene zooms in to show the patty made with gross-out items) oh my goodness! Squidward!<br>
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| − | (Now SpongeBob appears at the table, next to Plankton.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I tried Mr. Plankton, I really did.<br>
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| − | Plankton: What now?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: A customer ordered a medium drink, and I gave him a large! I gave him a large! I've soiled the good Krusty Krab name! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!<br>
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| − | Plankton: I command you to stop that. Stop that and return to your post!<br>
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| − | (Plankton pushes his hand is SpongeBob's chest, in hopes that he'll stop.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Where's the off button on this thing?<br>
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| − | (Pearl walks up to Plankton.)<br>
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| − | Pearl: Okay Daddy, I've decided I'm gonna run away! Run away and find a new daddy!<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Soiled it! Soiled it! Soiled it!<br>
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| − | Plankton: Make it stop!<br>
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| − | (An alarm blares.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: What, did I say the secret word?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: No sir, he's back.<br>
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| − | Plankton: Who's back? What?<br>
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| − | (Something red flashed by.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: What was that?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Man your stations! Red alert! Red alert! Take cover!
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| − | (All the customers scream, and run to take cover.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Take cover from what?!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob's up in the crow's nest searching for him.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: He's around here somewhere.<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob sees the red flash by once again.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: There he goes!<br>
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| − | Plankton: What? Who? Where? Somebody tell me.<br>
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| − | Other Fish: Some say he crawled out from the lowest trench in the ocean.<br>
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| − | Pearl:And he's the saltiest of all the sea dogs.<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: He's the most hated creature in Bikini Bottom.<br> (It was Mr. Krabs but without his clothes)
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| − | Mr. Krabs: And he's finally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar!
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| − | Plankton: Krabs? What the barnacle is going on here?<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: It's your arch competitor, Krabs. His goal in life is to steal a Krabby Patty and ruin our restaurant.<br>
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| − | Plankton: That's terrible!<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Yeah, but the worst part is...<br>
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| − | Plankton: (Krabs lands behind him) Good grief, he's naked!<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: And he's finnally got a Krabby Patty! Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar! Clother me if you can, silly landlubbers!<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: I'm gonna make you eat those words, Krabs!<br>
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| − | (The cash register spins upsidedown, and turns into a place where a cannon is located.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: No shoes, no shirt, no service!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob shoots all the clothes out of the cannon at Mr. Krabs. All of them miss.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Ar, ar, ar, ar, ar!<br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs stops laughing, as he realizes a bra is on him.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Aw, ya got me! Well, at least it's underwire. Here's your stinkin' patty!<br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs throws the Krabby Patty back to SpongeBob.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Knick-knack, the patty's back! You did it, Mr. Plankton. Victory screech!<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob and all the customers start screaming.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: I don't understand. Is there a gas leak in here?<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Enjoy your victory screech, Plankton, because someday the Krabby Patty formla will be mine!<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: You'll never get this formula, you twisted fiend!<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: Oh, but I will. Even if I have to come back tommorow, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and
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| − | the next day...<br>
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| − | (Mr. Krabs leaves the Krusty Krab. Plankton starts sweating.)<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...<br>
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| − | (SpongeBob hand Plankton a phone.)<br>
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| − | SpongeBob: Phone call, Mr. Plankton.<br>
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| − | Mr. Krabs: (In phone)And the next day, and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...<br>
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| − | Plankton: Ahhhhhhhhh!<br>
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| − | (Plankton rips off his clothes.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: It's not worth it, it's just not worth it! Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy.<br>
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| − | (Plankton presses the button for the Switch-Lives-Just-To-Know-What-It's-Like-O-Mogrifier. He ends up back in the Chum
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| − | Bucket. Holographic meatloaf is on the table.)<br>
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| − | Plankton: Holographic meatloaf? My favorite!<br> (Plankton starts eating it, and is happy again.)
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