Episode Transcript: A SquarePants Family Vacation

Revision as of 03:43, 15 October 2022

• [A greedy crab in a light blue shirt and slackers with a black belt. walks outside of his house, opens his mailbox, and then sticks his claw into it.]
• Mr. Krabs: [With his eyes closed] Please be money, please be money. [Pulls out postcard from mailbox.] Oh! That's not money. It's from SpongeBob. [Puts on his glasses, and reads the postcard] "Dear Mr... Krabs, please come to my house tonight. I am having a free money party." Free money party!? This sounds too good to be true!
• [Cuts to scene to show an octopus in a brown shirt by his mailbox]
• Squidward Johannsson Quincy Tentacles: [Reads postcard] "Dear Squidward, come to my house tonight, I am having a... [surprised] ...latte sipping contest?" This sound too good to be true!
• [Cuts to inside of a squirrel's treedome]
• Sandra"Sandy"Jennifer Olivia Cheeks: [Reading postcard] "Please come by my house tonight. I'm having a science fair!" Oh, SpongeBob, this sounds too good to be true! [Her science experiment fizzes]
• [Cuts to a red lobster lifting weights]
• Larry the Lobster: [Reading postcard] "I am having a weight lifting competition!?" This sounds too good to be true!
• [Cuts to a female pufferfish in a sailor outfit consisting of a blue collared shirt,a yellow string tie,a red sriky.red heeled shoes.and a blue saior's cap at boating school]
• Mrs. Poppy Puff: [Gasps as she reads postcard] "A quiet evening studying the rules of the road!?" [Laughs] Oh! Ahem... That sounds too good to be true.
• [Cuts to the inside of the Chum Bucket]
• Sheldon James Plankton: [Reading postcard] "A meeting of the minds to discuss the ultimate downfall of the Krusty Krab!?" This sounds too good to be true!
• [Cuts to Mr. Krabs knocking on the door]
• SpongeBob SquarePants: [opens the door] Welcome, friends! Please come in!
• [Everyone walks inside]
• SpongeBob: I'm so glad you all could make it! Tonight is going to be a magical evening filled with... magic!
• Mr. Krabs: Eh... SpongeBob?
• SpongeBob: Yes, Mr. Krabs?
• Mr. Krabs: Can we skip the magic and get right to the free money?
• Squidward: How 'bout the latte sipping?
• Larry: And what about the pumping of the iron?
• Plankton: And diabolical conspiracies?
• Sandy: And let's not forget the science fair!
• SpongeBob: The real reason I called you here was to watch this slideshow of photos from my family vacation!
• Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Larry, and Pearl: I knew it was too good to be true!
• [A sea star in light green pants that have purple floram then bursts through the crowd]
• Patrick Star: Ahaha! Ahaha! Sorry I'm late, SpongeBob! I had to find my movie watching hat!
• Plankton: That does it... I'm gone. [Plankton starts to leave, but the others exit, and Larry squishes him, followed by Pearl, Mrs. Puff, and Sandy, all stepping on him] Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!