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| − | The '''Squidly's Songs''' is one of the songs on the episode [[Dunces and Dragons]].
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| − | '''SONG 1:'''
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| − | I was the king's favorite fool
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| − | I made merry mirth and laughter.
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| − | But I told one bad joke,
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| − | And the king had a stroke,
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| − | Now I hang from ye old rafter.
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| − | '''SONG 2:'''
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| − | The evil wizard's dragon is here,
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| − | See the townsfolk scream with fear.
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| − | See the townsfolk try to run.
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| − | I can tell this won't be fun.
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| − | The dragon will torch everything.
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| − | Anything in the valley.
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| − | Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
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| − | And Even [[ye old bowling Alley]].
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| − | (''Not the bowling alley'')
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| − | '''SONG 3:'''
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| − | Oh, hear me king, for I must sing
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| − | How you are the greatest at everything,
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| − | Like letting a dragon burn down our city.
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| − | A horrible sight that wasn't pretty.
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| − | 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
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| − | You are bad, You are to blame.
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| − | Now hang your kingly head in shame.
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| − | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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| − | The king is bad, the king's to blame.
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| − | He hangs his kingly head in shame.
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| − | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la.
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| − | '''SONG 4:'''
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| − | Oh Dark Knight spare us please.
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| − | Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees.
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| − | Pray take take these two and let me go free,
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| − | and I will give to thee some cheese.
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| − | '''SONG 5:'''
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| − | Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower.
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| − | By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour.
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| − | '''SONG 6:'''
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| − | There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart.
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| − | He let me go free, for he had a big heart.
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| − | (everyone be-eth a critic)
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| − | '''SONG 7:'''
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| − | Hark! Ring the bell.
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| − | 'Twas all ended well.
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| − | The dragon is vanquished,
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| − | The princess returned,
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| − | And only a few of us got badly burned.
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| − | {{Medieval Bikini Bottom}}
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| − | [[Category:Song text]]
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