You’re Old (Song)

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You're Old is a 1982 song by an unknown artist on the radio station KOLD in the episode: Mid-Life Crustacean

Shortened Version:

You're old (you're old...),
Groaning like a geezer,
Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you're old...!

Full Version:

You're old (you're old...),
Groaning like a geezer,
Hear yourself a-crackin' like an old has-been,
Look at yourself, old man, you've got multiple chins,
'Cause you're old...!
Mmmm...!

You're old (you're old...),
A wheezing, decrepit windbag,
Where you once had muscle, you've got jelly rolls,
Buddy, you're as ancient as the Dead Sea Scrolls,
Man, you're old,
Mm-hmm...! (you're old...)
You're old...!