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Episode Transcript: The Cent of Money
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| − | + | SpongeBob: Doo, doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were done.'... (SpongeBob is pushed down) Wow. This town is sure going down hill. (Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat)Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here. | |
Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. (The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". (Gary's eyes start wiggling) What's happening to your little critter here? | Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. (The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". (Gary's eyes start wiggling) What's happening to your little critter here? | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I don't know. But when he does that he usally finds change. | |
Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender? | Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender? | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yeah. Watch. (A penny flies onto Gary's shell) | |
Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shellwax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle. | Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shellwax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: You mean snail. | |
Mr. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye. | Mr. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: You said pets were not nothing but disease carring vermins that should never be brought to the workplace. | |
Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent. | Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him. | |
Mr. Krabs: I could. | Mr. Krabs: I could. | ||
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Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.(Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum) I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr! | Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.(Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum) I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr! | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs. | |
Mr. Krabs: Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster. | Mr. Krabs: Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Done and done! | |
Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak. | Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Yes sir! | |
Gary: (gets the coins on his shell) | Gary: (gets the coins on his shell) | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets!(all muttering angrily...) Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya!(Slams the door)Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways. | Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets!(all muttering angrily...) Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya!(Slams the door)Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me. | |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. (Slams a brush in | + | Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. (Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth) Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw. |
| − | + | SpongeBob: Gary. | |
(Scene skips to Goo Lagoon) | (Scene skips to Goo Lagoon) | ||
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(Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom) | (Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom) | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: (Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer) Dirty money spends just like the clean. (Bumps into | + | Mr Krabs: (Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer) Dirty money spends just like the clean. (Bumps into SpongeBob) |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I've finished greasing the fryer. (Barfs up money) | |
Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work. | Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Try telling that to my frizzled hands. (Hands disintagrate) | |
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do. | Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I do? | |
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearange the wall rivets from smallest to largest. | Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearange the wall rivets from smallest to largest. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: But aren't they the same size. | |
Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look. | Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Will do, captain. | |
Mr. Krabs: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy. | Mr. Krabs: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy. | ||
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(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab) | (Scene skips to the Krusty Krab) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr Krabs is right. some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well I better get to work. | |
(Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary) | (Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary) | ||
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Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'... | Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'... | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir? | |
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. (Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth) | Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. (Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth) | ||
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Gary: Meow. | Gary: Meow. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ohh. Okay. The rivets are all rearanged. | |
Mr. Krabs: What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab. | Mr. Krabs: What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Okay. That's easy. | |
Mr. Krabs: Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. (Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush) | Mr. Krabs: Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. (Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Okay. Bye old pal. | |
Gary: Meow. | Gary: Meow. | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws. | Mr. Krabs: Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I'm sure he is. Bye. | |
Mr. Krabs: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. | Mr. Krabs: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. | ||
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(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab) | (Scene skips to the Krusty Krab) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Ah Ha! That should do it! (SpongeBob climbs down a ladder)Ahh. Time to check in with Mr. Krabs to see if he need to do anymore impossible jobs. | |
Tough Guy: I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home. | Tough Guy: I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Pardon me sir. Have you seen a Crab. walking aroung with a snail? Have you? | |
Tough Guy: Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me. | Tough Guy: Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: His sneagle? | |
Tough Guy: Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him. | Tough Guy: Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him. | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. | Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What have you done to my Gary? So this is what a hot bet of soon looks like. | |
(Scene skips to the bathroom) | (Scene skips to the bathroom) | ||
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Mr. Krabs: (To Gary) Get ready for it now, boy me boy! (To everyone) Ladies and gentlemen! (Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs) Thank you for your money! (Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens) Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.(Shakes Gary) | Mr. Krabs: (To Gary) Get ready for it now, boy me boy! (To everyone) Ladies and gentlemen! (Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs) Thank you for your money! (Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens) Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.(Shakes Gary) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame! | |
Mr. Krabs: What? I'm just showing Rori off. | Mr. Krabs: What? I'm just showing Rori off. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to find money! | |
Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. (Gary's eyes wiggle) I would never steal... | Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. (Gary's eyes wiggle) I would never steal... | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: I would not steal. I know all about you're little scheme! You're the one making up stories! | |
Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing? | Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing? | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Oh that's rich! | |
Mr. Krabs: Oh if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you! | Mr. Krabs: Oh if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you! | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: That's the worst Mr. Krabs and you know it! | |
Mr. Krabs: You little yellow... Why I never... | Mr. Krabs: You little yellow... Why I never... | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Never what? Learned to use decent language? (People scream and run) | |
Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! (Throws Gary) JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. (Stops) Oh boy. | Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! (Throws Gary) JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. (Stops) Oh boy. | ||
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Gill Gilliam: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through. | Gill Gilliam: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through. | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen? | |
Gill Gilliam: I think this has something to do with it. (Gives SpongeBob a magnet) | Gill Gilliam: I think this has something to do with it. (Gives SpongeBob a magnet) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Hey. My Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fridge magnet! | |
Gill Gilliam: It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. (Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet) | Gill Gilliam: It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. (Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet) | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Cause it's a magnet! That's it Mr. Krabs! | |
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know? | Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know? | ||
Latest revision as of 18:16, 15 June 2020
SpongeBob: Doo, doo, doo ,doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. I'm sorry Gary. I thought you were done.'... (SpongeBob is pushed down) Wow. This town is sure going down hill. (Bumps into Mr Krabs's parked boat)Uhh. Mr. Krabs. What are you doing out here.
Mr. Krabs: Well... You know... Unwinding. Enjoying the free parking. (The "P" falls off the sign that says "free parking". (Gary's eyes start wiggling) What's happening to your little critter here?
SpongeBob: I don't know. But when he does that he usally finds change.
Mr. Krabs: Change? As in legal tender?
SpongeBob: Yeah. Watch. (A penny flies onto Gary's shell)
Mr. Krabs: Wow. Shiver me shellwax. You're like a little money detecting... Uh... You know... A sneagle.
SpongeBob: You mean snail.
Mr. Krabs: Thank you SpongeBob. How about you bring your sneagle into work with ye.
SpongeBob: You said pets were not nothing but disease carring vermins that should never be brought to the workplace.
Mr. Krabs: But that was before I knew that they had such an amazing talent.
SpongeBob: But the whole process causes Gary big discomfort. I could never do it to him.
Mr. Krabs: I could.
(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab. Money flies from the floor onto Gary's shell and Mr. Krabs takes it)
Mr. Krabs: There you go. Bring in that change.(Money comes from the order boat and then from a piece of gum) I've been working on that one for months. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr!
SpongeBob: What's so funny, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: Uhh... SpongeBob. Shouldn't you be out back scrubbing the dumpster.
SpongeBob: Done and done!
Mr. Krabs: Then get back there and scrub the poopdeck so to speak.
SpongeBob: Yes sir!
Gary: (gets the coins on his shell)
Nat Peterson: Hey! What are you doing with my change!? (captions version Hey, what ware you doing with my change?)
Mr. Krabs: Anything on the floor gains. (Gary gets change from two people)
Sun Breathe Nazz: Hey! (Money goes into Mr. Krab's pockets. The back of Mr Krab's pants falls off and a lot of money comes out)
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Looks like I need pockets for me pockets!(all muttering angrily...) Ahh. Fine! With my new money finder... Who needs ya!(Slams the door)Ahh. I was about to close up shop anyways.
SpongeBob: CLOSE UP! Come on Gar. You're coming with me.
Mr. Krabs: You aren't taking him anywhere yet. You haven't greased the fryer yet. (Slams a brush in SpongeBob's mouth) Don't worry about Jerry. I'll make sure he gets his nightly craw.
SpongeBob: Gary.
(Scene skips to Goo Lagoon)
Mr. Krabs: (Uses Gary like a detector. Money comes from the ground and then a sun bather)Heh, heh. Ecscuse me mam.
(Scene skips to the middle of Bikini Bottom)
Mr Krabs: (Still using Gary like a detector. Money comes from a sewer) Dirty money spends just like the clean. (Bumps into SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I've finished greasing the fryer. (Barfs up money)
Mr. Krabs: You sure make easy work.
SpongeBob: Try telling that to my frizzled hands. (Hands disintagrate)
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. But you still have work to do.
SpongeBob: I do?
Mr. Krabs: Yeah. How about you rearange the wall rivets from smallest to largest.
SpongeBob: But aren't they the same size.
Mr. Krabs: That's what they want you to know. Now take a long look.
SpongeBob: Will do, captain.
Mr. Krabs: Now back to our treasure hunt. Eh, boy.
Gary: Meow. (Eyes wiggle)
Mr. Krabs: You okay, boy? (Money comes out of parking meters)
Gary: Meow. (Hides in his shell)
Mr. Krabs: That a boy.
(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs is right. some of these rivets are off by as much as five nanometers. Well I better get to work.
(Scene skips to Mr. Krabs and Gary)
Gary: (Falls asleep)
Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. There's no stoping. There's a laundromat that needs to be cleaned out. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr. Cleaned out. Get it. Ahh. Never mind. MUSH!
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Krabs: If you don't get moving I'm gonna'...
SpongeBob: You're gonna' do what sir?
Mr. Krabs: I'm gonna' give him a snaily treat. (Stuffs a treat in Gary's mouth)
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Ohh. Okay. The rivets are all rearanged.
Mr. Krabs: What!? How is that possible? Uhh. Now I want you to paint the Krusty Krab.
SpongeBob: Okay. That's easy.
Mr. Krabs: Uh. uh. uh. But I want you to do it with this toothbrush. (Gives SpongeBob a toothbrush)
SpongeBob: Okay. Bye old pal.
Gary: Meow.
Mr. Krabs: Oh. no, no, no. Don't worry about Terry. He's in good claws.
SpongeBob: I'm sure he is. Bye.
Mr. Krabs: Now little sneagle. Ready to do some laundry. Arr, arr, arr, arr, arr, arr.
(Scene skips to the laundromat)
Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.
Tough Guy: Hey, where's my change. (Mr. Krabs runs out with Gary and the coins)
Mr. Krabs: Hee, hee, hee, hee.
Tough Guy: Well that stinks.
(Scene to Mr. Krabs and Gary)
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr. I guess he didn't see that coming. (Bumps into a building) Hey what's the big ide-er. We,ve just found a pot at the end of the rainbow. Aieeeee! (Goes in)
Old Man Jenkins: (Coins fly from the machine) What the?
Mr. Krabs: It's like taking candy from a baby!
Old Man Jenkins: And that old whip shhhhooo the coins just flew from the machine!
Security Guard: Ahh. Don't worry. We'll get to the bottom of this.
Mr. Krabs: Uh Oh. Pronto. Time for plan B! (Mr. Krabs grabs a dress)
(Scene skips to the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Ah Ha! That should do it! (SpongeBob climbs down a ladder)Ahh. Time to check in with Mr. Krabs to see if he need to do anymore impossible jobs.
Tough Guy: I'm never gonna' hear the end of this one when I get home.
SpongeBob: Pardon me sir. Have you seen a Crab. walking aroung with a snail? Have you?
Tough Guy: Neptune jerks. One's a criminal used a snail to swipe the coins from me. Those steamin' Crustation used his sneagle to swipe coins from me.
SpongeBob: His sneagle?
Tough Guy: Thats right. What's the steaming might to show. Just walk right past him.
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs. What have you done to my Gary? So this is what a hot bet of soon looks like.
(Scene skips to the bathroom)
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. How's it going boyo. Are you feeling the coin vibes?
Gary: Pu, pu, pow.
Mr. Krabs: What do you mean you don't feel so good?
Gary: Meoow. (Sweats)
Mr. Krabs: You look fine to me. Now stop being such a baby and make me some money. Excuse me pregnant lady coming through! (He walks into the security guard) Uh, he he. Hoo boy. It... it's sure hard being pregger!
Security Guard: Uh... yeah. (Mr. Krabs walks on, then notices all the buckets full of coins sitting at the games)
Mr. Krabs: (Gasp, then squeals as he looks at more buckets) Ooh! (pants) (People are carrying buckets and are putting their hands into them. Mr. Krabs gets nervous)
Mr. Krabs: (To Gary) Get ready for it now, boy me boy! (To everyone) Ladies and gentlemen! (Everyone looks at Mr. Krabs) Thank you for your money! (Lifts up Gary. Nothing happens) Come on Harry! Let's go. Come on you!.(Shakes Gary)
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! For shame!
Mr. Krabs: What? I'm just showing Rori off.
SpongeBob: Don't you lie to me! I know all about you using Gary to find money!
Mr. Krabs: I got nothing of the soul. (Gary's eyes wiggle) I would never steal...
SpongeBob: I would not steal. I know all about you're little scheme! You're the one making up stories!
Mr. Krabs: Don't you have work you should be doing?
SpongeBob: Oh that's rich!
Mr. Krabs: Oh if I was rich I wouldn't have to hire the likes of you!
SpongeBob: That's the worst Mr. Krabs and you know it!
Mr. Krabs: You little yellow... Why I never...
SpongeBob: Never what? Learned to use decent language? (People scream and run)
Mr. Krabs: Who do you think you are! (Throws Gary) JACKPOT! Money, money, money, money. Come to papa. (Stops) Oh boy.
(Scene skips to the Hospital)
Gill Gilliam: Yeah he's in pretty bad shape with the impact of all that metal but he'll pull through.
SpongeBob: Doctor? How does this sort of thing happen?
Gill Gilliam: I think this has something to do with it. (Gives SpongeBob a magnet)
SpongeBob: Hey. My Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy fridge magnet!
Gill Gilliam: It seems to be your pet swallowed it. It has a very strong magnetic pull. (Holds a coin and it flies onto the magnet)
SpongeBob: Cause it's a magnet! That's it Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Arr, arr, arr, arr. Well what do ya know?
Gill Gilliam: Unforchantly there's still the matter of the bill. (Gives Mr. Krabs the bill)
Mr. Krabs: What?!, Oh I can't afford this?.
Gill Gilliam: Acually It looks like you have just enough change to cover it. (Mr. Krabs watches a nurse walk away with all the money)
Mr. Krabs: Noooooooooooooooo!
