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Sea Bear
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*Playing a [[clarinet]] poorly. | *Playing a [[clarinet]] poorly. | ||
| − | **This may be because sea bears take Clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an | + | **This may be because sea bears take Clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an animal dying. |
*Waving a flashlight | *Waving a flashlight | ||
| − | **Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey. | + | **Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority. |
*Stomping on the ground | *Stomping on the ground | ||
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*Wearing clown shoes | *Wearing clown shoes | ||
| − | **Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of | + | **Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of dying. |
*Wearing a hoopskirt | *Wearing a hoopskirt | ||
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*Screeching like a chimpanzee | *Screeching like a chimpanzee | ||
| − | **Reasons unknown | + | **Reasons unknown. |
| − | * It should also be noted that sea bears seem to | + | * It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" Squidward. |
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The only defense: | The only defense: | ||
| − | *To protect oneself from | + | *To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an [[Sea Bear Circle|Anti-Sea Bear Circle]] must be drawn in the ground. Immediantly after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear will not attack. However, a Circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an ''oval'' will not help. |
| − | also if trying to escape from a sea | + | also if trying to escape from a sea do not REPEAT DO NOT try to run from a sea bear |
do not try to limp away from a sea bear(they hate limping more than running) | do not try to limp away from a sea bear(they hate limping more than running) | ||
do not try to crawl away from a sea bear | do not try to crawl away from a sea bear | ||
Revision as of 08:43, 26 May 2009
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The Sea Bear
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Fake Science Monthly showing "How to Stop a Sea Bear
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the same magazine, "Sea Bears and Fairytales Are Real".
A Sea bear is an underwater bear, it only appeared in The Camping Episode. SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all encountered one.
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Looks
The sea bear looks like a half-fish half-bear. It has many green colors on it's body, It has a huge mouth and tongue, its fins are big and it has a tail.
Defenses and Attractions
Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons):
- Playing a clarinet poorly.
- This may be because sea bears take Clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an animal dying.
- Waving a flashlight
- Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority.
- Stomping on the ground
- They take it as a challenge.
- Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese.
- SpongeBob points out that sliced cheese is "fine".
- Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
- Ofensive, perhaps.
- Wearing clown shoes
- Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of dying.
- Wearing a hoopskirt
- Ugly.
- Screeching like a chimpanzee
- Reasons unknown.
- It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" Squidward.
The only defense:
- To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an Anti-Sea Bear Circle must be drawn in the ground. Immediantly after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear will not attack. However, a Circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an oval will not help.
also if trying to escape from a sea do not REPEAT DO NOT try to run from a sea bear do not try to limp away from a sea bear(they hate limping more than running) do not try to crawl away from a sea bear
- There is also a Sea Rhinoceros, which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures).
Rumors
- There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "Fake Science Monthly" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real.
- Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of Fake Science Monthly, explaining the purpose of an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, and that it is the only defense available.
- In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear.
