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Bikini Bottom National Anthem (Song)
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| − | '''Song text | + | '''Song text Globulous Maximus "''' |
| − | The | + | The Globulous Maximus is an anthem sung by Globulous Maximus in the episode: Globs of Doom. |
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Well, well, well, what have we here? | ||
| + | Sandy Claws, huh? | ||
| + | Oh, I'm really scared | ||
| + | So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha | ||
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| + | You're jokin', you're jokin' | ||
| + | I can't believe my eyes | ||
| + | You're jokin' me, you gotta be | ||
| + | This can't be the right guy | ||
| + | He's ancient, he's ugly | ||
| + | I don't know which is worse | ||
| + | I might just split a seam now | ||
| + | If I don't die laughing first | ||
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| + | When Mr. Globulous Maximus says | ||
| + | There's trouble close at hand | ||
| + | You'd better pay attention now | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man | ||
| + | And if you aren't shakin' | ||
| + | Then there's something very wrong | ||
| + | 'Cause this may be the last time now | ||
| + | That you hear the boogie song, ohhh | ||
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| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | SEVEN LIZARDS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | SEVEN LIZARDS | ||
| + | Ohhh, he's the Globulous Maximus | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Well if I'm feelin' antsy | ||
| + | And there's nothin' much to do | ||
| + | I might just cook a special batch | ||
| + | Of snake and spider stew | ||
| + | And don't ya know the one thing | ||
| + | That would make it work so nice? | ||
| + | A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice | ||
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| + | THREE SKELETONS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Oh, yeah | ||
| + | |||
| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | THREE BATS | ||
| + | Ohhh | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus AND THREE SKELETONS | ||
| + | Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) Globulous Maximus | ||
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| + | SANTA | ||
| + | Release me now | ||
| + | Or you must face the dire consequences | ||
| + | The children are expecting me | ||
| + | So please, come to your senses | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | You're jokin', you're jokin' | ||
| + | I can't believe my ears | ||
| + | Would someone shut this fella up | ||
| + | I'm drownin' in my tears | ||
| + | It's funny, I'm laughing | ||
| + | You really are too much | ||
| + | And now, with your permission | ||
| + | I'm going to do my stuff | ||
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| + | SANTA | ||
| + | What are you going to do? | ||
| + | |||
| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | I'm gonna do the best I can | ||
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| + | (Musical interlude) | ||
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| + | Oh, the sound of rollin' dice | ||
| + | To me is music in the air | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man | ||
| + | Although I don't play fair | ||
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| + | It's much more fun, I must confess | ||
| + | When lives are on the line | ||
| + | Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy | ||
| + | Now that'd be just fine | ||
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| + | SANTA | ||
| + | Release me fast or you will have to | ||
| + | Answer for this heinous act | ||
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| + | Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | Oh, brother, you're something | ||
| + | You put me in a spin | ||
| + | You aren't comprehending | ||
| + | The position that you're in | ||
| + | It's hopeless, you're finished | ||
| + | You haven't got a prayer | ||
| + | 'Cause I'm Mr.Globulous Maximus | ||
| + | And you ain't going nowhere | ||
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Revision as of 13:05, 19 January 2009
Song text Globulous Maximus " The Globulous Maximus is an anthem sung by Globulous Maximus in the episode: Globs of Doom.
Globulous Maximus Well, well, well, what have we here? Sandy Claws, huh? Oh, I'm really scared So you're the one everybody's talkin' about, ha, ha
You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my eyes You're jokin' me, you gotta be This can't be the right guy He's ancient, he's ugly I don't know which is worse I might just split a seam now If I don't die laughing first
When Mr. Globulous Maximus says There's trouble close at hand You'd better pay attention now 'Cause I'm the Boogie Man And if you aren't shakin' Then there's something very wrong 'Cause this may be the last time now That you hear the boogie song, ohhh
THREE BATS Ohhh
Globulous Maximus Ohhh
SEVEN LIZARDS Ohhh
Globulous Maximus Ohhh
SEVEN LIZARDS Ohhh, he's the Globulous Maximus
Globulous Maximus Well if I'm feelin' antsy And there's nothin' much to do I might just cook a special batch Of snake and spider stew And don't ya know the one thing That would make it work so nice? A roly-poly Sandy Claws to add a little spice
THREE SKELETONS Ohhh
Globulous Maximus Oh, yeah
THREE BATS Ohhh
Globulous Maximus Ohhh
THREE BATS Ohhh
Globulous Maximus AND THREE SKELETONS Oh, yeah, I'm (he's) Globulous Maximus
SANTA Release me now Or you must face the dire consequences The children are expecting me So please, come to your senses
Globulous Maximus You're jokin', you're jokin' I can't believe my ears Would someone shut this fella up I'm drownin' in my tears It's funny, I'm laughing You really are too much And now, with your permission I'm going to do my stuff
SANTA What are you going to do?
Globulous Maximus I'm gonna do the best I can
(Musical interlude)
Oh, the sound of rollin' dice To me is music in the air 'Cause I'm a gamblin' Boogie Man Although I don't play fair
It's much more fun, I must confess When lives are on the line Not mine, of course, but yours, old boy Now that'd be just fine
SANTA Release me fast or you will have to Answer for this heinous act
Globulous Maximus Oh, brother, you're something You put me in a spin You aren't comprehending The position that you're in It's hopeless, you're finished You haven't got a prayer 'Cause I'm Mr.Globulous Maximus And you ain't going nowhereTemplate:Slogan
