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Episode Transcript: You Don't Know Sponge
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Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times. | Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times. | ||
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: Can you too be quiet? |
SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so. | SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so. | ||
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Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song. | Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song. | ||
| − | Whale Buisnessman: Huh? Did you hear that? | + | Whale Buisnessman Frank: Huh? Did you hear that? |
Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank? | Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank? | ||
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Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from! | Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ | + | SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ Aquamarine! |
Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you. | Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? | + | SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed. |
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| + | Patrick:(Was almost done wriring Patrick Iz Awesome) How did you know?! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Simple, Patrick cause you're my best friend. (Patrick becomes imobbilized) Is you're best friend's belly button an inny or an outie? | ||
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| + | Patrick: Oh! (gets a boat and hides his pants) No peeking! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: (laughter) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do it with my eyes closed. (closes eyes) You have... | ||
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| + | Patrick:OOOOOOH! Who's answer me? This substance is killing me. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:(reopens eyes) An inny! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Well let's just check that theory! (GBM Magor) An inny! Woah! How! How does he do it?! | ||
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| + | Squidward:Magic. (leaves with the boat) | ||
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| + | Patrick:Whoa! My turn, but give me some hard questions. Unlike those softballs you had. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Okay! Question One:What is your best friend's favorite color? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Aw, man! I'll have the big guns! (thinks) No thinks! (thinks) Blue! No, clear! No! No, that's not it! Hold on! Hold on! 14! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:The answer is... (Patrick gets frightened) Beige. | ||
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| + | Patrick:Oh! Barnacles! Oh, I was so close! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Question Two:Is your best friend left-handed or right-handed? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Ooooo tricky tricky. Hmmm. Right or left? Hmph. Right Handed! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I (adds two more hands) am conditions! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Aw, fishpaste! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Next question! Does your best friend have an inny or an outie belly button? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Hmm. An inny! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I have an outie! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Tartar sauce! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Well I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Uhh... (SpongeBob holds a Krabby Patty and a Krabby Patty sign) Ooooo! I remember! Your favorite food is a chum burger. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Eh, no. | ||
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| + | Patrick:I thought for sure I had that one. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Okay. let's try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Ooooo! That's a tuffy! Running Byceps! And yet delicate unlishes. Pass! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:(his hat blows) Ahem. Last question! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Hahahah! This is for the win! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend? | ||
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| + | Patrick:I got this one! Umm... Can you repeat the question? | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend SpongeBob SquarePants? | ||
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| + | Patrick:Round... Fluff... | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:SQUAREPants! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Ooooo! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Five seconds. | ||
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| + | Patrick:Uhhh... (Many times) | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Time's up! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Triangle! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Uhh... No. | ||
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| + | Squidward:Idiots wrecking my boat? Who won your stupid quiz? | ||
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| + | Patrick:It was a tie. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Well, it wasn't a tie. We had lots of fun. | ||
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| + | Squidward:Let me see that. Hahaha! A triangle?! Hahaha! Patrick didn't know anything about you! And he's supposed to be your best friend! | ||
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| + | Patrick:I know. It was like we're not friends at all. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:No, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz but like a true best friend, he's always right here for me. Right, patrick? Patrick? (Patrick was next to the Ice Cream Truck) | ||
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| + | Patrick:Ice cream! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Looks like your best friend didn't a friend at all! Hahahaha! | ||
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| + | Patrick:Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Thank you, best friend Patrick! | ||
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| + | Patrick:It's your favorite! Dello pickle swirl with mustard an extra bacon bits! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is plain vanilla. | ||
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| + | Patrick:Oh, right. Well, more ice cream for me! (SpongeBob stifles) Oh! Can I borrow five bucks? | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:Here! Take your dirty rotton money! (throws it on the ground) I don't even know you anymore! (Wails) | ||
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| + | Lou:Eh. What's with 'im? | ||
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| + | Patrick:I guess he didn't wanted the ice cream. | ||
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| + | (Cut to SpongeBob wailing in his bedroom in his house pouring tears in a bowl) | ||
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| + | Gary:Meow. Meow. | ||
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| + | SpongeBob:(Wails even harder like crazier soaking and enraging Gary with a tear cannon from the bed) | ||
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Revision as of 18:01, 25 August 2010
Characters
Places
- Krusty Krab
- Street
Dialouge
The Krusty Krab is shown and then inside. Squidward is reading a magazine and hears a whale song. He looks in the kitchen and found out it was Patrick.
SpongeBob: (says bad word #11)
Patrick and SpongeBob then make the noises several more times.
Squidward: Can you too be quiet?
SpongeBob and Patrick struggle not to make the noises again, but end up doing so.
Squidward: Didn't think so. What are you barnacle heads doing, anyway?
SpongeBob: Patrick and I are practicing our favorite noises. Mine is a dolphin, laughing. (Makes noise again)
Patrick: My favorite is the platith song of the blue whale. Ahem. (Makes Noise)
Two buisnessmen are walking down a street and one is a whale, who hears the song.
Whale Buisnessman Frank: Huh? Did you hear that?
Fish Buisinessman: What's wrong, Frank?
Frank (Whale Buisnessman): That song. It sounds just like...Martha!
Fish Buisinessman: Frank, how many times do I have to tell you? Martha's no good for you! She's just no good!
Cuts back to Krusty Krab.
Squidward: Why would you want to practice such horrible sounds?
SpongeBob: It's one of the activities in our favorite magazine. Simple-Ton! A ton of simple things to do!
Squidward: It must very challanging for you.
SpongeBob: Oh, it is.
Patrick: Yeah. And it made me look more spartlike. (Goes cross-eyed) What does the magazine say we should do next?
SpongeBob: Well, let's take a look. (Opens Book) We've done everything in this issue. Oh, except for this one! The Best Friend Quiz! Do you really know your best friend? Oh, this should be easy. Patrick and I know everything about each other!
Squidward: Well, you two have fun with your mutual ignorarinius society. (Walks away from window)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, Squidward!
Squidward: (Comes back to window) Morons. (Goes away again)
SpongeBob & Patrick: Bye, again!
SpongeBob: You go first, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, no. After you, old buddy.
SpongeBob: Oh, contrair. After you, moname.
Patrick: No. After you, old pal.
SpongeBob: No, no, no, no, no. After you, bestest buddy- (A boot is thrown at his head) -Oof!
Squidward: (offscreen) Just pick one! And there's another three where that came from!
SpongeBob: I'll go first. (puts on glasses) Question 1: What is your best friend's favorite color? Hmmm.... I'm thinking........ Aquamarine!
Patrick: I hate to burst your bubble, but my favorite color is........ it is aquamarine. Sorry I doubted you.
SpongeBob: No problem. Is your best friend right, or left-handed? The answer is right-handed.
Patrick:(Was almost done wriring Patrick Iz Awesome) How did you know?!
SpongeBob: Simple, Patrick cause you're my best friend. (Patrick becomes imobbilized) Is you're best friend's belly button an inny or an outie?
Patrick: Oh! (gets a boat and hides his pants) No peeking!
SpongeBob: (laughter) No need to peek, Patrick. I can do it with my eyes closed. (closes eyes) You have...
Patrick:OOOOOOH! Who's answer me? This substance is killing me.
SpongeBob:(reopens eyes) An inny!
Patrick:Well let's just check that theory! (GBM Magor) An inny! Woah! How! How does he do it?!
Squidward:Magic. (leaves with the boat)
Patrick:Whoa! My turn, but give me some hard questions. Unlike those softballs you had.
SpongeBob:Okay! Question One:What is your best friend's favorite color?
Patrick:Aw, man! I'll have the big guns! (thinks) No thinks! (thinks) Blue! No, clear! No! No, that's not it! Hold on! Hold on! 14!
SpongeBob:The answer is... (Patrick gets frightened) Beige.
Patrick:Oh! Barnacles! Oh, I was so close!
SpongeBob:Question Two:Is your best friend left-handed or right-handed?
Patrick:Ooooo tricky tricky. Hmmm. Right or left? Hmph. Right Handed!
SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I (adds two more hands) am conditions!
Patrick:Aw, fishpaste!
SpongeBob:Next question! Does your best friend have an inny or an outie belly button?
Patrick:Hmm. An inny!
SpongeBob:Sorry, Patrick! I have an outie!
Patrick:Tartar sauce!
SpongeBob:Well I'm sure you'll get the next one right! What is your best friend's favorite food?
Patrick:Uhh... (SpongeBob holds a Krabby Patty and a Krabby Patty sign) Ooooo! I remember! Your favorite food is a chum burger.
SpongeBob:Eh, no.
Patrick:I thought for sure I had that one.
SpongeBob:Okay. let's try an easy one. Is your best friend a boy or a girl?
Patrick:Ooooo! That's a tuffy! Running Byceps! And yet delicate unlishes. Pass!
SpongeBob:(his hat blows) Ahem. Last question!
Patrick:Hahahah! This is for the win!
SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend?
Patrick:I got this one! Umm... Can you repeat the question?
SpongeBob:What shape is your best friend SpongeBob SquarePants?
Patrick:Round... Fluff...
SpongeBob:SQUAREPants!
Patrick:Ooooo!
SpongeBob:Five seconds.
Patrick:Uhhh... (Many times)
SpongeBob:Time's up!
Patrick:Triangle!
SpongeBob:Uhh... No.
Squidward:Idiots wrecking my boat? Who won your stupid quiz?
Patrick:It was a tie.
SpongeBob:Well, it wasn't a tie. We had lots of fun.
Squidward:Let me see that. Hahaha! A triangle?! Hahaha! Patrick didn't know anything about you! And he's supposed to be your best friend!
Patrick:I know. It was like we're not friends at all.
SpongeBob:No, now. Patrick may not have passed the quiz but like a true best friend, he's always right here for me. Right, patrick? Patrick? (Patrick was next to the Ice Cream Truck)
Patrick:Ice cream!
SpongeBob:Looks like your best friend didn't a friend at all! Hahahaha!
Patrick:Hey, SpongeBob! I got you an ice cream!
SpongeBob:Thank you, best friend Patrick!
Patrick:It's your favorite! Dello pickle swirl with mustard an extra bacon bits!
SpongeBob:Patrick, this is your favorite ice cream. My favorite is plain vanilla.
Patrick:Oh, right. Well, more ice cream for me! (SpongeBob stifles) Oh! Can I borrow five bucks?
SpongeBob:Here! Take your dirty rotton money! (throws it on the ground) I don't even know you anymore! (Wails)
Lou:Eh. What's with 'im?
Patrick:I guess he didn't wanted the ice cream.
(Cut to SpongeBob wailing in his bedroom in his house pouring tears in a bowl)
Gary:Meow. Meow.
SpongeBob:(Wails even harder like crazier soaking and enraging Gary with a tear cannon from the bed)Template:Slogan
