Editing User:SpongeDude2010/Fanart/SpongeBob and Patrick's Amazing Cave Adventure Transcript

(The episode starts with SpongeBob laughing so loud that it wakes up Squidward.)

Squidward: *sighs* I can't believe every single day, I wake up listening to-

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh loudly.)

Squidward: (continuing) SpongeBob and Patrick...

(Outside Squidward's House, SpongeBob and Patrick are dancing while laughing.)

SpongeBob: *laughs* It's a dance party while laughing!

Patrick: Yeah! I know! We should do this *laughs* more often!

(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.)

(In Squidward's house, while doing clarinet practice, Squidward get's mad and then goes outside.)

Squidward: STOP!!!!

SpongeBob: What?

Squidward: Why do you two ALWAYS want to dance and laugh?!

Patrick: Because it's a new dance phase! Try it Squidward!

Squidward: THAT'S IT! Let's play a game called "THINK OF A NEW GAME!"!!!!!!!

SpongeBob and Patrick: Hmm...

Squidward: *sighs* I'm going to make a bet! I bet you can get a crystal in... uh...

(Thunder strikers over a cave in Jellyfish Fields.)

Squidward:...Cave Reef... the most dangerous cave in Jellyfish Fields!

Bikini Bottomites: Cave Reef?!?!

Mr. Krabs: Cave Reef?!?!

Plankton: Cave Reef?!?!

Gary: Meow meow?!?!

Squidward: Cave Reef.

SpongeBob: Are you sure, Squidward? It's really dangerous in there.

Patrick: Yeah. I heard once that a cool dude went in there and never came back.

Squidward: So!?

SpongeBob: Alright, Squid, it's a deal! If me and Pat come back with the crystal, we'll have a party at The Krusty Krab.

Squidward: OK... go... OFF!

(The scence cuts to Cave Reef, and thunder strikes above it. SpongeBob and Patrick enter the cave.)

SpongeBob: Wow, it's dark, and... *gulp* scary!

Patrick: Now, don't say that! Our food supply is filled with Krabby Patties.

(A monster roar is heard.)

SpongeBob: Cave Monsters!

Patrick: SpongeBob, there's no such things as-

(A monster pops out and roars at them.)

Patrick: HOLY STINGING JELLYFISH! CAVE MONSTERS!

Cave Monster: *roars*  Greetings SpongeBill and Pattick!

SpongeBob: *gasps* How did you almost know our names?

Cave Monster: I am the leader of all Cave Monsters in this cave. Now, if you want the crystal, you have to defeat me!

SpongeBob: Wait a minute... if you are the leader of all Cave Monsters in this cave, prove it.

Cave Monster: WHAT!!!! SPONGEBOB!!! YOU ARE ALWAYS LIKE THIS! ...oops.

SpongeBob: *gasp* Squidward!!!!

(The Cave Monster takes off its head and it reveals it's Squidward.

Patrick: Squidward! Why! WHY!!!!!

Squidward: Because I wanted you two out of the way of getting the crystal!

(Squidward realizes that SpongeBob and Patrick got the crystal while he was explaining.)

Squidward: Grr.... Those two...

???: Hey dude, do you want to end up like I did?

Squidward: No. Why?

(Squidward sees it's the ghost of the cool dude Patrick was talking about.)

Squidward: AUUUGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! HELP! YOU TWO! WAIT FOR ME!

(Squidward runs out the cave.)

Cool Dude: Bummer.

(The scene cuts to The Krusty Krab, and the people of Bikini Bottom are partying.)

Mr. Krabs: See the crystal! Only $5.00!

Fred: So, that's when I said, "Two dudes brought out a crystal! OH MY GOODNESS!

Squidward: *sigh*

SpongeBob: What's wrong, Squidward?

Squidward: All I wanted was a good party.

SpongeBob: Aw, have some punch.

Squidward: *sigh* Well, okay.

(The episode ends with Patrick throwing Krabby Patties.)