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− | ''' | + | '''SONG 1:''' |
− | + | I was the king's favorite fool | |
− | + | I made him merry with laughter. | |
− | I was the king's favorite fool | + | But I told a bad joke, |
− | I made merry | + | |
− | But I told | + | |
And the king had a stroke, | And the king had a stroke, | ||
− | And now I hang from ye | + | And now I hang from ye old rafter. |
− | + | '''SONG 2:''' | |
+ | |||
The evil wizard's dragon is here, | The evil wizard's dragon is here, | ||
See the townsfolk scream with fear. | See the townsfolk scream with fear. | ||
− | See the | + | See the town folk try to run. |
I can tell this won't be fun. | I can tell this won't be fun. | ||
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Anything in the valley. | Anything in the valley. | ||
Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | Hospitals, schools, retirement homes. | ||
− | + | Even ye old bowling Alley. | |
− | ( | + | (''Not the bowling alley'') |
− | + | '''SONG 3:''' | |
− | + | ||
+ | Hear me king, for I must sing | ||
How you are the greatest at everything, | How you are the greatest at everything, | ||
− | Like | + | Like having a dragon burn down our city. |
A horrible sight that wasn't pretty. | A horrible sight that wasn't pretty. | ||
'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity. | ||
− | + | The king is bad, the king's to blame. | |
− | + | He hangs his kingly head in shame. | |
− | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
The king is bad, the king's to blame. | The king is bad, the king's to blame. | ||
He hangs his kingly head in shame. | He hangs his kingly head in shame. | ||
− | + | la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. | |
− | + | '''SONG 4:''' | |
− | Oh | + | |
+ | Oh Dark Knight spare us please. | ||
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. | Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees. | ||
− | + | Please take these to and let me go free, | |
− | and I | + | and I'll give to thee some...cheese. |
+ | |||
+ | '''SONG 5:''' | ||
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Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower. | Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower. | ||
− | By the sounds of her | + | By the sounds of her screams, this is her final hour. |
+ | |||
+ | '''SONG 6:''' | ||
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There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart. | There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart. | ||
He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | He let me go free, for he had a big heart. | ||
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− | + | '''SONG 7:''' | |
+ | |||
Hark! Ring the bell. | Hark! Ring the bell. | ||
'Twas all ended well. | 'Twas all ended well. | ||
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And only a few of us got badly burned. | And only a few of us got badly burned. | ||
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