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− | '''Squidly's Songs''' are the songs in the episode [[Dunces and Dragons (Episode)|Dunces and Dragons]]. Seven songs are sung throughout the episode.
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− | ==Lyrics==
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− | ===Song #1===
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− | I was the king's favorite fool,
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− | I made merry mirth and laughter.
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− | But I told one bad joke,
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− | And the king had a stroke,
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− | And now I hang from ye ol' rafter.
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− | ===Song #2===
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− | The evil wizard's dragon is here,
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− | See the townsfolk scream with fear.
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− | See the townsfolk try to run.
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− | I can tell this won't be fun.
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− | The dragon will torch everything.
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− | Anything in the valley.
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− | Hospitals, schools, retirement homes.
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− | And even [[Ye Olde Bowling Alley]].
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− | (After the song, a citizen says "Not the bowling alley!")
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− | ===Song #3===
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− | Oh, hear me king, for I must sing
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− | How you are the greatest at everything,
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− | Like letting a dragon burn down our city.
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− | A horrible sight that wasn't pretty.
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− | 'Twas all your fault and 'tis a pity.
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− | You are bad, you are to blame.
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− | Now hang your kingly head in shame.
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− | La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
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− | The king is bad, the king's to blame.
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− | He hangs his kingly head in shame.
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− | La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la!
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− | ===Song #4===
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− | Oh, Dark Knight, spare us please.
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− | Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees.
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− | Pray take take these two and let me go free,
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− | and I will give to thee some...cheese!
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− | ===Song #5===
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− | Hark! The princess, she screams from the tower.
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− | By the sounds of her shrieks, this is her final hour.
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− | ===Song #6===
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− | There once was a dragon, so handsome, and smart.
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− | He let me go free, for he had a big heart.
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− | (After the song, Squidly gets zapped by the [[Dragon Jellyfish]] and says "Everyone be-eth a critic.")
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− | ===Song #7===
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− | Hark! Ring the bell.
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− | 'Twas all ended well.
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− | The dragon is vanquished,
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− | The princess returned,
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− | And only a few of us got badly burned.
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− | {{Medieval Bikini Bottom}}
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− | [[Category:Song text]]
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