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{{Transcript|Professor Squidward|Shuffleboarding|Pet or Pests}}
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(The episode begins at the Bikini Bottom Recital Hall, where Squilliam Fancyson from "Band Geeks", "Squilliam Returns" and "House Fancy" finishes playing the clarinet. The crowd cheers and throws flowers at him.)
  
==Characters==
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;Squilliam: Thank you, thank you, thank you!
*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
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(He sniffs a flower that was tossed to him. Squidward, in a sweater the same color as his usual shirt, watches, irritated, in the audience. The fish next to him leans over him.)
*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
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;Fish #1: Isn't it grand?
*[[Patrick Star]]
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;Squidward: What is?
*[[Squilliam Fancyson]]
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;Fish #1: He doesn't even have to touch an instrument to be brilliant!
*[[Music School Headmistress]]
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(The clarinet plays on a table besides Squilliam. Squidward exits the building, jealous.)
 
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Squidward: Alright, I've had enough! Bunch of nonsense!
==Dialogue==
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;Fish #2: Look, here he comes now!
(episode begins at the Bikini Bottom Recital Hall, where Squilliam Fancyson finishes playing the clarinet. The crowd cheers and throws flowers at him)
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;Fish #3: It is him!
 
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Squidward: Huh?
'''Squilliam:''' Thank you, thank you, thank you! (sniffs a flower that was tossed to him. Squidward, in a sweater the same color as his usual shirt, watches, irritated, in the audience. The fish next to him leans over him)
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;Fish #3: Aren't you the esteemed Squilliam Fancyson III that we all came here to see perform tonight?
 
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;Squidward: No, I am not, nor would I ever want to be! I am quite content being Squidward Q. ;Tentacles.
'''Fish:''' Isn't it grand?
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;Fish #3: Oh, dear. Well, that's too bad.
 
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;Squidward: Why?
'''Squidward:''' What is?
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;Fish #3: Because I'm head matron at an esteemed musical college in town. I thought if you were Squilliam Fancyson, I'd offer you the I'd offer you the high-paying and prestegious opportunity of teaching your own class.
 
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;Squidward: My own music class? Did you say Squilliam Fancyson?
'''Fish:''' He doesn't even have to touch an instrument to be brilliant! (the clarinet plays on a table besides Squilliam. Squidward exits the building, jealous)
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;Fish #3: Yes.
 
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;Squidward: I'm Squilliam Fancyson.
'''Squidward:''' Alright, I've had quite enough! Bunch of nonsense!
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;Fish #3: But didn't you just say a minute ago that your name was Squidward Q. Tentacles?
 
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;Squidward: It is. I mean, wha-? No, it isn't!
'''Fish #2:''' Look, here he comes now!
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;Fish #3: Oh, that's a relief. I mean, what kind of a moron would go to their worst enemy's music concert?
 
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;Fish #4: A very pathetic one, that's who!
'''Music School Headmistress:''' It is him!
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(The two chuckles, and then Squidward joins in insincerely, overdoing it.)
 
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;Fish #3: Well, good evening, Professor Squilliam.
'''Squidward:''' Huh?
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;Squidward: Who? I mean, a good evening to you as well.
 
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(He rushes off.)
'''Headmistress:''' Aren't you the esteemed Squilliam Fancyson III that we all came here to see perform tonight?
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;Fish #4: Hm. Music type.
 
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;Fish #3: Oh, so strange.
'''Squidward:''' No, I am not, nor would I ever want to be! I am quite content being Squidward Q. Tentacles.
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(Cut to what looks like a metal shack with music notes painted on it. A sign titles the location as the "Bikini Bottom Prestigious Music College". Squidward walks into a classroom wearing a Beethoven-style wig and carrying a music case. The students all have clarinets on their desk, and Squidward places his clarinet on his desk, too.)
 
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;Squidward: Good evening, students. Now...
'''Headmistress:''' Oh, dear. Well, that's too bad.
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;All: Good evening, professor.
 
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;Squidward: ...As I was saying, our first...
'''Squidward:''' Why?
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(A student raises his hand.)
 
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;Squidward: Yes?
'''Headmistress:''' Because I'm head matron at an esteemed musical college in town. I thought if you were Squilliam Fancyson, I'd offer you the high-paying and prestigious opportunity of teaching your own class.
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;Fish #5: Aren't you going to write your name on the board like most professors do?
 
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;Squidward: My name? What for?
'''Squidward:''' My own music class? Did you say Squilliam Fancyson?
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;Fish #5: Well, I don't know, it just usually seems like teachers write their name on the board on the first day of class.
 
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(Squidward sighs in frustration.)
'''Headmistress:''' Yes.
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;Squidward: Why don't you come write your name on the board and see how you like it.
 
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(The student sighs, and then chuckles slightly, confused.)
'''Squidward:''' I'm Squilliam Fancyson.
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;Fish #5: OK...?
 
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(He comes and writes "Billy" on the board, underlining it.)
'''Headmistress:''' But didn't you just say a minute ago that your name was Squidward Q. Tentacles?
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;Squidward: There. Now how does that feel, Billy?
 
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;Fish #5 (Billy): OK... I guess...
'''Squidward:''' It is. I mean, wha-? No, it isn't!
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;Squidward: Good. Now why don't you take your seat and stop poking your nose into other people's business.
 
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(There is a pause, and then Billy sits back down.)
'''Headmistress:''' Oh, that's a relief. I mean, what kind of a moron would go to their worst enemy's music concert?
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;Squidward: Now, if we can go another five minutes without any further interruptions, I'd like to...
 
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(SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly there. SpongeBob is interrupting with his laughter.)
'''Fish #3:''' A very pathetic one, that's who! (the two chuckle. Squidward joins in insincerely, overdoing it)
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;SpongeBob: Hey, look! It's Squid-
 
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(Squidward covers SpongeBob's mouth.)
'''Headmistress:''' Well, good evening, Professor Squilliam.
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;Squidward: Squilliam, everybody! He was about to say, "Squilliam"!
 
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;Patrick: Oh, uh, actually, I think he was about to say, "Squi-"
'''Squidward:''' Who? I mean, a good evening to you as well. (rushes off)
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(Squidward covers Patrick's mouth, too.)
 
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;Squidward: Didn't you two nincompoops know, I had my name legally changed to "Squilliam Fancyson", and you are only to refer to me as Professor Squilliam from now until the end of time. Now blink twice so I know you understand!
'''Fish #3:''' Hm. Music type.
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(They do so, and Squidward uncovers their mouths.)
 
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;Squidward: OK, good.
'''Headmistress:''' Oh, so strange. (bubble-wipe to what looks like a metallic shack with music notes painted on it. A sign titles the location as the "[[Bikini Bottom Prestigious Music College]]". Squidward walks into a classroom wearing a Beethoven-style wig and carrying a music case. The students all have clarinets on their desk, and Squidward places his clarinet on his desk as well)
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(Patrick blinks a third time.)
 
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;Squidward: Wait... He blinked 3 times!
'''Squidward:''' Good evening, students. Now...
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;SpongeBob: Wow, only 8 minutes in and we've already been given a math quiz! Very advanced music class, huh, Patrick?
 
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;Patrick: I'll say!
'''All Students:''' Good evening, professor.
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;Squidward: Would you two numbskulls mind telling me what you're doing in music class anyway?
 
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;SpongeBob: Sure. Patrick's New Year's resolution was to learn to play an instrument.
'''Squidward:''' ...As I was saying, our first... (a student raises his hand) Yes?
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;Squidward: You told me your New Year's resolution was to sign up for a slimming, toning and increased muscle mass program.
 
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;Patrick: It was. I traded with SpongeBob.
'''Student:''' Aren't you going to write your name on the board like most professors do?
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;SpongeBob: I have been really happy with the results... See?
 
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(He shows a slim, muscular leg.)
'''Squidward:''' My name? What for?
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;Squidward: Wow, those are impressive results.
 
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(Cut to later. Squidward clears his throat to begin a lesson.)
'''Student:''' Well, I don't know, it just usually seems like teachers write their name on the board on the first day of class. (Squidward sighs in frustration)
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;Squidward: As you may not be aware, music is...
 
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(Interrupted by SpongeBob's laugh.)
'''Squidward:''' Why don't you come write your name on the board and see how you like it? (the student sighs. He chuckles slightly, confused)
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;Squidward: ...Music is a...
 
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(He is interrpted again.)
'''Student:''' OK...? (comes and writes "Billy" on the board, underlining it)
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;Squidward: ...Music is a complicated series of...
 
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(Sponge laughs once more and Squidward turns around to face him. He stares for a second.)
'''Squidward:''' There. Now how does that feel, Billy?
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;Squidward: ...Is a complicated series of notes that when played in...
 
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(SpongeBob laughs again really loudly.)
'''Billy:''' OK... I guess...
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;Squidward: SpongeBob, do you mind? There are other people here besides you, you know! And I don't think they appreciate you depriving them of my wisdom!
 
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;SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Professor Squilliam.
'''Squidward:''' Good. Now why don't you take your seat and stop poking your nose into other people's business. (there is a pause. Billy sits back down) Now, if we can go another five minutes without any further interruptions, I'd like to... (SpongeBob and Patrick are suddenly there. SpongeBob is interrupting with his laughter)
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(Winks)
 
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;SpongeBob: Patrick here keeps tickling my foot.
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, look! It's Squid- (Squidward covers SpongeBob's mouth)
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(He points to Patrick, who tries to act innocent.)
 
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;Patrick: No way! He's making that up! See! It was him!
'''Squidward:''' Squilliam, everyone! He was about to say, "Squilliam"!  
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(He points back at SpongeBob.)
 
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;Squidward: You expect me to believe he was tickling himself?
'''Patrick:''' Oh, uh, actually, I think he was about to say, "Squi-" (Squidward covers Patrick's mouth too)
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;Patrick: You better tell him, SpongeBob.
 
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;SpongeBob: Alright, it was me.
'''Squidward:''' Didn't you two nincompoops know, I had my name legally changed to "Squilliam Fancyson", and you are only to refer to me as Professor Squilliam from now until the very end of time. Now blink twice so I humbly know you understand me! (they do so, and Squidward uncovers their mouths) OK, good. (Patrick blinks a third time) Wait... He blinked 3 times!
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;Squidward: You were tickling yourself?
 
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;SpongeBob: Mmm-hmm...
'''SpongeBob:''' Wow, only 8 minutes in and we've already been given a math quiz! Very advanced music class, huh, Patrick?
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;Squidward: How?
 
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;SpongeBob: Like this...
'''Patrick:''' I'll say!
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(He tickles one foot with the other and laughs.)
 
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;Squidward: Alright, that's enough!
'''Squidward:''' Would you two numbskulls mind telling me what you're doing in music class anyway?
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(Later, the entire class is in one row of desks, SpongeBob and Patrick separated on either side.)
 
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;Squidward: There. Now as I was saying, music is a series of complex...
'''SpongeBob:''' Sure. Patrick's New Year's resolution was to learn to play an instrument.
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(SpongeBob is laughing yet again.)
 
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;Squidward: SpongeBob, I told you to stop tickling yourself!
'''Squidward:''' You clearly told me your New Year's resolution was to sign up for a slimming, toning and increased muscle mass program.
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;Patrick: Actually, that time it really was me.
 
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(Squidward is confused and freaked out. Later...)
'''Patrick:''' It was. I traded with SpongeBob.
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;Squidward: Now, I will draw some notes on the chalkboard.
 
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(Pat whispers something to SpongeBob as Squidward attempts to draw a grand staff on the chalkboard.)
'''SpongeBob:''' I have been really happy with the results... See? (shows a slim, muscular leg)
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;Squidward: Excuse me, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class?
 
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(Patrick shakes his head no.)
'''Squidward:''' Wow, those are impressive results. (bubble-wipe to later. Clears his throat to begin a lesson) As you may not be aware, music is... (gets interrupted by SpongeBob's laugh) ...Music is a... (gets interrupted again) ...Music is a complicated series of...(SpongeBob laughs once more and Squidward turns around to face him. Stares for a second) ...is a complicated series of notes that when played in...(SpongeBob laughs again really loudly) SpongeBob, do you mind? There are other people here besides you, you know! And I don't think they appreciate you depriving them of my wisdom!
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;Patrick: Uh-uh.
 
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;Squidward: Come on, you've already interupted once. You might as well tell us what was so very important.
'''SpongeBob:''' I'm sorry, Professor Squilliam. (winks) Patrick here keeps tickling my foot. (points to Patrick, who tries to act innocent)
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;Patrick: Well, I was just saying that these lines you drew remind me of a railroad track.
 
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;Squidward: I've never heard anything more insipid, insane, uninteresting or irrelevent!
'''Patrick:''' No way! He's making that up! See! It was him! (points back at SpongeBob)
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;Patrick: Well, actually there was a railroad convention in town last week and I bought myself this nifty conducter's hat.
 
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(He puts on the blue-and-white striped railway hat.)
'''Squidward:''' You think you expect me to believe he was tickling himself?
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;Squidward: I have never seen a more ridiculous object on top of anyone's head anywhere!
 
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;Patrick: Well, I dunno. It suits my needs.
'''Patrick:''' You had better tell him, SpongeBob.
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;Squidward: What else did you buy at this convention? Yuor very own locomotive?
 
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(He cracks up.)
'''SpongeBob:''' Alright, it was me.
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;Patrick: Yes.
 
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(He takes one out. It looks like a steam-powered electric train set.)
'''Squidward:''' You were tickling yourself?
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;Squidward: What the-!?!
 
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(Patrick, suddenly about half his size, gets in the model train and rides around the classroom, and into a trash can, which Squidward promptly shuts him in, and puts it out back. He returns to the classroom, dusting his hands off.)
'''SpongeBob:''' Mmm-hmm...
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;Squidward: Now where were...
 
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(Sees Patrick back in his desk.)
'''Squidward:''' How?
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;Squidward: ...We...?
 
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(Later, Squid pulls out a metronome.)
'''SpongeBob:''' Like this... (tickles his shoes and laughs. Keeps on tickling his shoes)
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;Patrick: This is what's called a metronome.
 
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;SpongeBob: Hey, my mom has one of those in her garden!
'''Squidward:''' Alright, that's enough! (bubble-wipe to later. The entire class is in one row of desks, SpongeBob and Patrick separated on either side) There. Now as I was saying, music is a series of complex... (SpongeBob is laughing yet again) SpongeBob, I thought I told you to stop tickling yourself!
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;Patrick: No, SpongeBob, that was a garden gnome.
 
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;Squidward: Anyway, the metronome helps us keep time.
'''Patrick:''' Actually, that time it really was me. (Squidward is confused and freaked out. Bubble-wipe to later in the day)
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(He starts it, and it ticks side-to-side. SpongeBob and Patrick move their heads side-to-side also.)
 
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
'''Squidward:''' Now, I will draw some notes on the chalkboard. (Patrick whispers something to SpongeBob as Squidward attempts to draw a grand staff on the chalkboard) Excuse me, is there something you'd like to share with the rest of the class? (Patrick shakes his head no)
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(Squidward stops it.)
 
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;Squidward: Do you mind?
'''Patrick:''' Uh-uh.
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: ...tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
 
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;Squidward: Is their something seriously wrong with your heads?
'''Squidward:''' Come on, you've already interrupted once. You might as well tell us what was so very important.
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: ...tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
 
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;SpongeBob: My whole life has been pointing me in one direction.
'''Patrick:''' Well, I was just saying that these lines you drew remind me of a railroad track.
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;Patrick: I see it now... There's never been any choice for me...
 
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;Squidward: Would you two nincompoops CUT IT OUT, OR AM I GONNA-!?!
'''Squidward:''' I've never heard anything more insipid, insane, uninteresting or irrelevant!
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(Bob the anchorfish from "The Krusty Sponge" and "SpongeHenge" comes in with a camerafish behind him.)
 
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;Bob: Hello, we're with the local Bikini Bottom News Channel. I'm the reporter.
'''Patrick:''' Well, actually there was a railroad convention in town last week and I bought myself this nifty conductor's hat. (puts on a blue-and-white striped railway hat)
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(Squidward gasps and fluffs his wig.)
 
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;Bob: We're here to conduct an interview with esteemed musical genius, Squilliam Fancyson.
'''Squidward:''' I have never seen a more ridiculous object on top of anyone's head anywhere!
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
 
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;Squidward: Please ignore them.
'''Patrick:''' Well, I dunno. It suits my needs.
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;Bob: Are they students or yours?
 
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;Squidward: No, just morons. Come on, you two, snap out of it!
'''Squidward:''' What else did you buy at this convention? Your very own locomotive? (laughs)
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;Bob: They appear to be in some type of trance. A case of genuine hypnosis like this makes a much hotter scoop.
 
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;Squidward: Hotter? Scoop?
'''Patrick:''' Yes. (takes one out. It looks like a steam-powered electric train set)
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;Bob: The sort of thing like this borders off the paranormal. Our viewers just eat that stuff up.
 
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;Squidward: Paranormal? The only thing paranormal around here is how fast I am going to make you two disappear!
'''Squidward:''' What the...?! (Patrick, suddenly about half his size, gets in the model train and rides around the classroom, and into a trash can, which Squidward promptly shuts him in, and puts it out back. Returns to the classroom, dusting his hands off) Now where were... (sees Patrick back in his desk) ...we...? (Bubble-wipe to later in the day. Squidward pulls out a metronome) This is what's called a metronome.
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;Bob: Don't blame me! Blame the market!
 
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(He shoves the two out of the classroom, and the bell rings, awakening SpongeBob and Patrick.)
'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, my mom has one of those in her garden!
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;SpongeBob: Where am I? I thought I was in some sort of horrible trance!
 
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;Squidward: Do you wanna know what happened?
'''Patrick:''' No, SpongeBob, that was a garden gnome.
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: OK!
 
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;Squidward: You once again managed to single-handedly annihilate what may be my one and only chance that I may ever get to sew just one tiny seed of hope into the culturally-barren wasteland that each and every one of us has been forced to call home.
'''Squidward:''' Anyway, the metronome helps us keep time. (starts it, and it ticks side-to-side. SpongeBob and Patrick move their heads side-to-side as well)
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;Fish #6 (Harold): Actually, I've been commuting from upstate.
 
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;Squidward: Now, do you two have anything to say for yourselves?
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick... (Squidward stops it)
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;SpongeBob: Well, I guess if I could say one thing, it's "We're, sorry, Squidward."
 
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;Patrick: Yeah, we're sorry, Squidward.
'''Squidward:''' Do you mind?
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;Squidward: No, no, no, no, no, no!!! Sshhhh!!!
 
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;Fish #6 (Harold): Hey! Did those guys just call you, "Squidward"?
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ...tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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;Squidward: No, no, no, no, no, no!!! They said, "Squilliam"!
 
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;Fish #7: I knew that this guy was a phony from minute 1! I'm getting out of here.
'''Squidward:''' Is their something seriously wrong with your heads?
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;Fish #6 (Harold): Yeah! Me, too! I'm gonna get my tuition back!
 
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;Squidward: No! Wait! No!
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' ...tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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(Blocks the exit.)
 
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;Squidward: You're not going anywhere!
'''SpongeBob:''' My whole life has been pointing me in one direction.
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(Policefish slam the door open and burst in, bruising Squidward. The cops grab him by the arms.)
 
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;Squidward: What's going on here?
'''Patrick:''' I see it now... There's never been any choice for me...
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;Policefish #1: Sorry, Professor, your little symphony is over!
 
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(Squilliam, the college matron, Bob and his camerafish are all in the classroom.)
'''Squidward:''' Would you two nincompoops CUT IT OUT, OR AM I GONNA- (a orange-colored version of news anchor Bob comes in with a camera man behind him)
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;Fish #3: It's true! We're on to your little ruse!
 
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;Bob: What a hot scoop!
'''Bob:''' Hello, we're with the local Bikini Bottom News Channel. I'm the reporter. (Squidward gasps and fluffs his wig) We're here to conduct an interview with esteemed musical genius, Squilliam Fancyson.
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;Fish #3: The real Squilliam, as we all know, has a large and bushy unibrow just at the base of his forehead!
 
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(She points to Squilliam's.)
'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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;Squidward: But...
 
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(They remove Squidward's wig.)
'''Squidward:''' Please ignore them.
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;Policefish #2: No unibrow. Squidward Q. Tentacles, I am placing you under arrest for impersonating a genius.
 
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(They cuff him and lead him out. SpongeBob places another metronome on his desk.)
'''Bob:''' Are they students or yours?
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;SpongeBob & Patrick: Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
 
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'''Squidward:''' No, just morons. Come on, you two, snap out of it!
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'''Bob:''' They appear to be in some type of trance. A case of genuine hypnosis like this makes a much hotter scoop.
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'''Squidward:''' Hotter? Scoop?
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'''Bob:''' The sort of thing like this borders off the paranormal. Our viewers just eat that stuff up.
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'''Squidward:''' Paranormal? The only thing paranormal around here is how fast I am going to make you two disappear!
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'''Bob:''' Don't blame me! (Squidward shoves the two out of the classroom) Blame the mark- (Squidward slams the door shut. The bell rings, awakening SpongeBob and Patrick)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Where am I? I thought I was in some sort of horrible trance!
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'''Squidward:''' Do you wanna know what happened?
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Okay!
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'''Squidward:''' You once again managed to single-handedly annihilate what may be my one and only chance that I may ever get to sew just one tiny seed of hope into the culturally-barren wasteland that each and every one of us has been forced to call home.
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'''Harold:''' Actually, I've been commuting from upstate.
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'''Squidward:''' Now, do you two have anything to say for yourselves?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess if I could say one thing, it's "We're, sorry, Squidward."
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, we're sorry, Squidward.
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'''Squidward:''' No, no, no, no, no, no! Sshhhh!
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'''Harold:''' Hey! Did those guys just call you, "Squidward"?
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'''Squidward:''' No, no, no, no, no, no! They said, "Squilliam"!
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'''Student #2:''' I knew that this guy was a phony from minute one! I'm getting out of here.
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'''Harold:''' Yeah! Me, too! I'm gonna get my tuition back!
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'''Squidward:''' No! Wait! No! (blocks the exit) You're not going anywhere! (policefish slam the door open and burst in, bruising Squidward. The cops grab him by the arms) What's going on here?
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'''Policefish:''' Sorry, Professor, your little symphony is over! (Squilliam and the headmistress are in the classroom)
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'''Headmistress:''' It's true! We're on to your little ruse! (Bob and his camerafish are in the classroom as well)
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'''Bob:''' What a hot scoop!
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'''Headmistress:''' The real Squilliam, as we all know, has a large, bushy unibrow just at the base of his forehead. (points to Squilliam's)
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'''Squidward:''' But... (policefish remove Squidward's wig)
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'''Policefish #2:''' No unibrow. Squidward Q. Tentacles, I'm placing you under arrest for impersonating a genius. (they cuff him and lead him out. SpongeBob places another metronome on his desk and sets it in motion)
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick:''' Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...
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