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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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+ | (at the Krusty Krab)<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob''': May I help you, sir?<br> | '''SpongeBob''': May I help you, sir?<br> | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, great. | '''Squidward''': Oh, great. | ||
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− | + | '''Music:''' "[[If I Could Talk To Money]]" | |
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− | + | If I could talk to money | |
− | We'd | + | How great my life would be |
− | + | We'd tell each other secrets | |
− | + | All their friends would visit me | |
− | + | I'd bathe in filthy riches | |
− | + | Which is clean enough for me! | |
+ | Oh, if you could tell me what you want | ||
+ | How happy we would be | ||
− | ''' | + | We'd surely be the best of friends |
+ | We'd never disagree | ||
+ | There wouldn't be a downside | ||
+ | Not one that I could see | ||
− | + | If I could talk to money | |
+ | Come along, sing with me! | ||
− | + | '''Squidward''': Uh, no thanks, I got to go. | |
− | + | '''SpongeBob''': I really have to pee. | |
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− | (Mr. Krabs chortles) | + | If I could talk to money |
+ | And it could talk to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, | ||
+ | We'd always be the best of friends | ||
+ | For all eternity | ||
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+ | (Mr. Krabs chortles) <br> | ||
'''Patrick''': (comes out of the bathroom) What did I miss?<br> | '''Patrick''': (comes out of the bathroom) What did I miss?<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh... (starts to sing | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Oh... (starts to sing but customers walk away. Cut to later that night at Mr. Krabs' house) Parlez vous Francais? Hable Español? Oo-yay eak-spay ig-pay atin-lay? (uses stethoscope on money) Mm-hmm. (turns on a light over the money) Maybe this will make you talk. Talk! You're being too hard on the little guy. You can talk to me. I'm your friend. (cries) I would give anything to talk to money. Anything! (Flying Dutchman appears)<br> |
'''Flying Dutchman''': Anything?<br> | '''Flying Dutchman''': Anything?<br> | ||
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'''Flying Dutchman''': Humph, you're no fun at all, you know that? (gets out some magic dust from his pouch)<br> | '''Flying Dutchman''': Humph, you're no fun at all, you know that? (gets out some magic dust from his pouch)<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, is that pixie dust? (Flying Dutchman throws the dust in his eyes, causing him to scream. | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': Hey, is that pixie dust? (Flying Dutchman throws the dust in his eyes, causing him to scream. Mr. Krabs wakes up) |
+ | Whew, that was a strange dream.<br> | ||
'''Money''': You think that was a strange dream? I dreamed I was trapped in a prison made of peanut butter.<br> | '''Money''': You think that was a strange dream? I dreamed I was trapped in a prison made of peanut butter.<br> | ||
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'''Money''': Down here.<br> | '''Money''': Down here.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (Looks under his blanket and pulls out a nickel) Hey, it's a nickel. What were you doing in my belly button, little fella?<br> |
'''Nickel''': I got stuck in there during your last coin shower. (shudders) I don't want to talk about it.<br> | '''Nickel''': I got stuck in there during your last coin shower. (shudders) I don't want to talk about it.<br> | ||
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'''Money''': Yay!<br> | '''Money''': Yay!<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': (walks by | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (walks by...) SpongeBob, I did it. I can talk to money. (shows him a bag of money) Go ahead, say hello.<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': Hello... money.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Hello... money.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm starting to worry about Mr. Krabs.<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I'm starting to worry about Mr. Krabs.<br> | ||
− | '''Squidward''': I'm worried he just left with my paycheck. ( | + | '''Squidward''': I'm worried he just left with my paycheck. (cut to Mr. Krabs' house where he's on the floor with his money)<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': Now that we're alone, let's tell each other secrets.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Now that we're alone, let's tell each other secrets.<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': (dressed up in the outfits that the money were talking about) Unfortunately.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': (dressed up in the outfits that the money were talking about) Unfortunately.<br> | ||
− | '''Money''': All right! (Mr. Krabs cries | + | '''Money''': All right! (Mr. Krabs cries)<br> |
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+ | (SpongeBob walks up to Mr. Krabs, and he's wearing a periwinkle purple fairy princess outfit. SpongeBob is also in a diaper and eating a corn dog)<br> | ||
'''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! Lookin' good!<br> | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs! Lookin' good!<br> | ||
− | '''Patrick''': ( | + | '''Patrick''': (dressed in same outfit but it's green) What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?<br> |
'''SpongeBob''': I don't know. He's acting kind of weird. (cut back to Mr. Krabs' house)<br> | '''SpongeBob''': I don't know. He's acting kind of weird. (cut back to Mr. Krabs' house)<br> | ||
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'''Money''': Spend us.<br> | '''Money''': Spend us.<br> | ||
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'm not... ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': I'm not... (knock on door. Mr. Krabs goes to see who it is and finds...) SpongeBob?<br> |
− | '''SpongeBob''': ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': (back in his everyday clothes) Hi, Mr. Krabs. I just came by to make sure you weren't, you know, totally insane.<br> |
'''Mr. Krabs''': (chuckles) Take this bag as far away as possible and bury it. (closes door then nervously chuckles) What have I done? (opens door) Give me that back. (takes the bag of money and closes door again)<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': (chuckles) Take this bag as far away as possible and bury it. (closes door then nervously chuckles) What have I done? (opens door) Give me that back. (takes the bag of money and closes door again)<br> | ||
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'''Mr. Krabs''': Dutchman, you cheated me. Take this horrible curse away! I want a refund.<br> | '''Mr. Krabs''': Dutchman, you cheated me. Take this horrible curse away! I want a refund.<br> | ||
− | '''Flying Dutchman''': All sales are final from the Flying Dutchman, especially for a selfish shellfish like yourself. Try saying that three times fast. Your soul's going into me fanny pack of despair. (squeals) Now pay up. Huh? (looks into the bag and pulls out a paper) An I.O.U. (I Owe You)?<br> | + | '''Flying Dutchman''': All sales are final from the Flying Dutchman, especially for a selfish shellfish like yourself. Try saying that three times fast. Your soul's going into me fanny pack of despair. (squeals) Now pay up. Huh? (looks into the bag and pulls out a paper) An I.O.U.(I Owe You)?<br> |
− | '''Mr. Krabs''': ( | + | '''Mr. Krabs''': (Chuckles nervously) Yeah, well, I sort of sold my soul already. |
'''Flying Dutchman''': What? To who?<br> | '''Flying Dutchman''': What? To who?<br> | ||
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'''Monster''': We were here first, pops.<br> | '''Monster''': We were here first, pops.<br> | ||
− | '''Monster #2''': We've all got a claim on | + | '''Monster #2''': We've all got a claim on Krabs’ soul.<br> |
'''Monster''': Get to the back of the line.<br> | '''Monster''': Get to the back of the line.<br> | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': He was short five dollars on payday. (Flying Dutchman sighs) | '''SpongeBob''': He was short five dollars on payday. (Flying Dutchman sighs) | ||
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