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| − | {{Transcript|Chum Bucket Supreme|Shell Shocked|Single Cell Anniversary}}
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| − | ==Characters==
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| − | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
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| − | *[[Patrick Star]]
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| − | *[[Sheldon J. Plankton|Plankton]]
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| − | *[[Karen]]
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| − | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
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| − | *[[Tom]]
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| − | *[[Nat Peterson]]
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| − | *[[Fred]]
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| − | *[[Dale]]
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| − | *[[Nancy]]
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| − | *[[Frank]]
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| − | *[[Harold]]
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| − | *[[Shubie]]
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| − | *[[Billy (Teenager)]]
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| − | *Bikini Bottomites
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| − | ==Dialogue==
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| − | (at the [[Chum Bucket]], Plankton is holding two napkins of different patterns)
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| − | '''Plankton''': Okay, Karen, which one's better?
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| − | '''Karen''': If I had eyes, I'd be rolling them right now.
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| − | '''Plankton''': Thanks for the help. (drops the napkins) You know, details like this can be very important to the customers.
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| − | '''Karen''': Customers? What customers?
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| − | '''Plankton''': Well, uh... (sees on his monitor a clip of two fish getting out of their boat, and walking towards the Chum Bucket) Like those customers who just pulled up! (he goes outside, as a giant towel is over Karen) Hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Chum Bucket! Would you like seating inside or outside?
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| − | '''Fish #2''': Seating for what?
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| − | '''Plankton''': (holds up the menu and yells)... for the Chum Bucket! Are you gonna enjoy a nice helping of chum? (holds up some chum) Oh, boy, this is so... (pretends to eat it) good. The chum is.
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| − | '''Fish #1''': Wait a minute, eating chum? Do people do that?
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| − | '''Plankton''': Look, are you gonna eat, or not?!
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| − | '''Fish #1''': Yeah. I'm gonna have two Krabby Patties.
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| − | '''Fish #2''': Oh, yeah, two.
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| − | '''Fish #1''': We couldn't find parking over there at the [[Krusty Krab]]. (he points to a scene left of the Krusty Krab, the parking is completley packed. They both walk over and join the humongus line-up there. Plankton then gets mad, so some water bursts out of his body. He catches it in a cup and drinks it)
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| − | '''Plankton''': (smacks his lips, then sighs calmly) Now what was I saying? Oh, right (angrily rips up the menu and stamps on it) I'm tired of the Krusty Krab taking all of my buisness! We're doomed, Karen! Doomed, I tell you! (cries)
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| − | '''Karen''': Well then, why don't you do what all good buisness owners do?
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| − | '''Plankton''': What would that be?
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| − | '''Karen''': Advertise your product, of course. (gives Plankton part of the towel)
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| − | '''Plankton''': (stops crying) Advertising? I can't believe it took me this long to come up with this (Karen groans. Bubble-wipe to Plankton, who is looking through a "Box O'Letters") Let's see. Q, no, P, no... ah, here it is, L! (He puts it on a sign between an E and an exclamation mark) There, it's perfect! "Chum is Metabolic Fuel." You really did it this time, oh, Planky. (starts singing and dancing really stupidly)
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| − | Oh, yeah, who's the genius?
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| − | Have you seen this, seen this, seen my genius, genius, genius--?
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| − | (Plankton stops and sees Patrick holding a cup and trying to read the sign)
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| − | '''Patrick''': Chum... is... (takes a sip) met...
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| − | '''Plankton''': Hello, sir, and welcome to the Chum Bucket. Uh... sir?
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| − | '''Patrick''': M-metabol... ol...IC! (fade to a scene where Patrick's brain is on fire. It reads "[[Department of Thoughts]]." Several Patrick clones are inside)
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| − | '''Patrick Clone #1''': Forget about what that word means! There's a fire breaking out in the language lobes!
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| − | '''Patrick Clone #2''': We need to get out of here! (Patrick clone #3 is pushing on a door that says "pull to open")
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| − | '''Patrick Clone #3''': The door is jammed!
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| − | '''Patrick Clone #2''': Push harder! (smoke comes and drowns them all as they cough. Fade back to the Chum Bucket scene)
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