Editing Episode Transcript: Bummer Jobs

*''[The episode begins with the title design appearing on the screen. Squidward appears to be fishing for something on what seems like a dock.]''
*'''Squidward''': [sighs happily] Nothing like a relaxing morning fishing... [The camera zooms out to reveal Squidward fishing on the roof of the star house.] ...for a deadbeat! [laughs evilly]
*''[He appears to be moving the line up and down, and someone is straining to catch it. Then, when he reels it up...]''
*'''Squidward''': Gotcha! You're paying for your newspaper subscription today, Mr. Star. [strains] Huh? What the...? [he opens up the newspaper to discover that all the coupons from the newspaper are gone and grumbles angrily in response]
''*[Inside the Star house, Patrick and Squidina are watching TV, while Cecil is holding tons of coupons.]''
*'''Cecil''': [happy] Would you look at that? I just made six bucks in coupons from a magic floating newspaper!
*'''Squidina''': Way to go, Dad!
*'''Cecil''': Time to get ready! ''[tying his tie]'' The sea bunny runs around the coral away from the barracuda and then hops back in his hole. ''[it then shows that Cecil made it a little too tight.]''
*'''Bunny''': ''[just arriving in the room]'' So dapper. ''[kisses Cecil, who then chuckles]''  We'll be back later!
*'''Patrick''': Wait! ''[jumps off the couch and grunts]'' "Be back" means that you left. Where you going?
*Cecil: To our jobs, of course.
*'''Patrick''': ''[confused]'' What is jobs? ''[moves his jaw sideways]''
*'''Bunny''': ''[whispers to Cecil]'' Dear, I think it's time for the talk.
*''[Cecil then walks over to a little Patrick who looks like he's ready for a baseball game.]''
:'''Cecil''': ''[calmly]'' Put down the baseball mitt, son. ''[Patrick does just that]'' You see, Patrick, when an employee and an employer love each other very much, a brand-new job is born! ''[Patrick looks in awe.]''