Talk:SpongeBob LongPants (Episode)

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  • [pans out from Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy "The Dark Tide Rises" poster]:
  • SpongeBob: Wow! Another Mermaid Man reboot. It's how I always re-imagined the reboot would be remade,
  • [wind blows]:
  • SpongeBob: [shivers] Oh, cold knees!
  • [Salesfish drives by, then parks his boat and jumps out with a suitcase]:
  • Salesfish: Well you see you got cold knees, icy joints like [vivian?] patellas? What you need is a pair of longpants!
  • SpongeBob: Longpants? [twists around looking at the pants spin around him] Well, I don't think I'm ready for looong pants.
  • Salesfish: Nonsense, no fellers you walk around with shiver shins! [shows SpongeBob's knees with icicles popping out] Give yourself something to leg up [pulls SpongeBob's legs] Join the trouser troupe! [three businessmen marching and hutting] Don't be a slacker, wear slacks!
  • SpongeBob: Uh..well..I don't...uhhh...Okay! [peels off his old pants and jumps into the longpants] How do I look?
  • Salesfish: [takes hat off] Excuse me sir, I was just talking to a little baby schoolboy a second ago, about yay high and...[puts hat on and jumps up] [stutters] It's you! I didn't recognize you with your mature, grownup longpants!
  • SpongeBob: You're pulling my leg, sir, I don't look like a man! Do I?
  • Patrick: Hey man!
  • SpongeBob: [jumps] He called me a man! And my knees are a perfect 72 degrees! [pulls out wallet and hands salesfish money]
  • Salesfish: [walks away with money, bubble transition to the Krusty Krab]
  • Krustomers: [gasp, talking about SpongeBob's pants while SpongeBob is walking to his workstation]
  • Customer's son:: Is that my daddy?
  • Customer's mother: I wish! [gawking at SpongeBob] {{L|Mr. Krabs
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