Sea Bear

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The Sea Bear
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Fake Science Monthly showing "How to Stop a Sea Bear
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the same magazine, "Sea Bears and Fairytales Are Real".

A Sea bear is an underwater bear, it only appeared in The Camping Episode. SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all encountered one.

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Looks

The sea bear looks like a half-fish half-bear. It has many green colors on it's body, It has a huge mouth and tongue, its fins are big and it has a tail.

Defenses and Attractions

Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons):

  • Playing a clarinet poorly.
    • This may be because sea bears take Clarinets (especially with Squidward's talent) as an offense or they like everyone else in bikini bottom hates squidwards clarinet playing.
  • Waving a flashlight
    • Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey.
  • Stomping on the ground
    • They take it as a challenge.
  • Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese.
    • SpongeBob points out that sliced cheese is "fine".
  • Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion
    • Ofensive, perhaps.
  • Wearing clown shoes
    • Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of a challenge.
  • Wearing a hoopskirt
    • Ugly.
  • Screeching like a chimpanzee
    • Reasons unknown, possibly take it as a challenge.
  • It should also be noted that sea bears seem to (like other bikini bottom wildlife) just "not like" Squidward.

The only defense:

  • To protect oneself from being mauled by a Sea Bear, an Anti-Sea Bear Circle must be drawn in the ground. Immediantly after, the victims must stand or sit in the Circle's radius and the sea bear will not attack. However, the Circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, an oval will not help.

also if trying to escape from a sea bear after being mauled do not REPEAT DO NOT try to run from a sea bear do not try to limp away from a sea bear(they hate limping more than running) do not try to crawl away from a sea bear

  • There is also a Sea Rhinoceros, which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures).

Rumors

  • There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "Fake Science Monthly" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real.
  • Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of Fake Science Monthly, explaining the purpose of an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, and that it is the only defense available.
  • In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear.

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